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mylane
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Women... Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the round that aren't as good, but easy.... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along - the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. any violent reaction from the guys?
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Need4Speed8DaleJr
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #1 on: May 31st, 2004, 12:37am » |
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Ohh dear!! What kindda trouble you trying to get into Mymy, LOL Well, maybe those apples at the top fall to the guys with the longest ladders, ehh?? ROFLMAO!!
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #2 on: May 31st, 2004, 8:04pm » |
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Makes me think of some women who have a candy apple ass.
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #3 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 2:41pm » |
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hahaha only a man with full of determination and patience can go to the top of the tree not mention those are not afraid of heights.
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Need4Speed8DaleJr
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #4 on: Jul 1st, 2004, 10:50pm » |
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I just couldn't resist. All this talk of fruit and women.
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #5 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 5:10pm » |
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on Jul 1st, 2004, 10:50pm, need4speed8dalejr wrote:I just couldn't resist. All this talk of fruit and women. |
| LMAO dalez! apples...bananas .... all in common ..what if apples are on the market not on the tree? does it makes any difference? Bananas? was it ripe?
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #6 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 8:03pm » |
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on Jul 1st, 2004, 10:50pm, need4speed8dalejr wrote:I just couldn't resist. All this talk of fruit and women. |
| couldnt resist of taking d apples?
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dOnUtz 9urL
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #7 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 1:39pm » |
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on Feb 15th, 2005, 5:19am, nelson3082000 wrote:so ladies which apples are you in here? |
| hmmm.... which one do you think, siwwy bugger? lol lol
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nOrKAy
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #8 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 5:40am » |
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I think i'm hanging on the low trunk of an apple tree.But still dont know what's the problem why i'm not being picked. Oh my........ . No one is telling me what's the problem on me.I don't think i look like i'm not ripe,i think i still look fresh.Maybe they think im not "safe" because i'm on the lower trunk and that i was sprayed too much of pesticide ? .........i really wish,one would brave enough to try how i taste like. LOLS! before i get over riped and just fall. Ahhh that hurts . (oh my, just realised, this also could be bugging)
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nOrKAy
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #9 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 10:29am » |
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What? hay naku....ewan ko! LOL!
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