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Women Are Like Apples On Trees
« on: May 30th, 2004, 1:09pm »
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Women...  
Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are
at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to
reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt.
 
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the
round that aren't as good, but easy.... So the
apples at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along - the
one who's brave enough to climb all the way
to the top of the tree.
 
any violent reaction from the guys? Grin
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #1 on: May 31st, 2004, 12:37am »
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Ohh dear!!   Grin
 
What kindda trouble you trying to get into Mymy, LOL  Shocked
 
Well, maybe those apples at the top fall to the guys with the longest ladders, ehh??  
 
ROFLMAO!!
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #2 on: May 31st, 2004, 8:04pm »
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Makes me think of some women who have a candy apple ass.
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #3 on: Jun 10th, 2004, 2:41pm »
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hahaha Grin
 
only a man with full of determination and patience can go to the top of the tree not mention  those are not afraid of heights.
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 1st, 2004, 10:50pm »
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I just couldn't resist. All this talk of fruit and women.
 
 
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« Reply #5 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 5:10pm »
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on Jul 1st, 2004, 10:50pm, need4speed8dalejr wrote:
I just couldn't resist. All this talk of fruit and women.
 
 

 
 
LMAO dalez! apples...bananas .... all in common ..what if apples are on the market not on the tree? Roll Eyes does it makes any difference?  Grin Bananas? was it ripe?  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 8:03pm »
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on Jul 1st, 2004, 10:50pm, need4speed8dalejr wrote:
I just couldn't resist. All this talk of fruit and women.
 
 

 
couldnt resist of taking d apples? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #7 on: Feb 19th, 2005, 1:39pm »
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on Feb 15th, 2005, 5:19am, nelson3082000 wrote:
so ladies which apples are you in hereHuhHuhHuh? Grin Grin Grin

 
hmmm.... which one do you think, siwwy bugger? lol lol Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 5:40am »
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I think i'm hanging on the low trunk of an apple tree.But still dont know what's the problem why i'm not being picked. Oh my........ Embarassed. No one is telling me what's the problem on me.I don't think i look like i'm not ripe,i think i still look fresh.Maybe they think im not "safe" because i'm on the lower trunk and that i was sprayed too much of pesticide ? Undecided.........i really wish,one would brave enough to try how i taste like. LOLS! before i get over riped and just fall. Ahhh that hurts  Cry Undecided.  
 
 
(oh my, just realised, this also could be bugging)
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Re: Women are like apples on trees
« Reply #9 on: Feb 22nd, 2005, 10:29am »
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What?  Undecided  hay naku....ewan ko! LOL!
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