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thebeast
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Intolerable behavior for both males and females
« on: Nov 17th, 2005, 8:57pm » |
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I read this from the newsletter i get from Mens Health. I thought it was kind of funny. If you can think of any more intolerable behaviors of either sex please post 
1. You say to us, "You're not romantic anymore." Fine, we'll try harder. But only if you agree to initiate once in a while, too. Deal?
2. Then there's "You never listen." This is not an inherently male trait. I mean, how many times does a guy have to explain the infield-fly rule?
3. No, you don't look fat. Did we mention how you never listen?
4. If you ask our opinion, please don't get mad when we give it. The color of the curtains shouldn't be a referendum on our relationship.
5. It's just a spider, for Pete's sake. Step on it.
6. We worked a 60-hour week, took out the garbage, did the dishes, paid the bills, walked the dog, changed the oil, picked up the dry cleaning, read to the kids, and gave you equal time. All we're asking for is 3 hours on the couch on Sunday.
7. No more deflecting responsibility for crummy behavior with cute and kittenish responses. You can't giggle your way out of trouble anymore.
8. You know damn well what we're doing in there. Stop asking.
9. Forget the notion that raising kids is harder than maintaining gainful employment. More important? Yes. But harder? No.
10. If you continue to dump on our best friend, we will probe the (many) character tics of all your friends.
11. If you want to have kids, you have to have sex. This is not a com-plaint. This is science.
12. Somewhere, somehow, women were sold this idea of "fashionably late." Men don't get this. Make up a fashion emergency if you must, but don't ask us to be intentionally tardy. It's like asking us to kick the host in the groin.
13. Yes, that woman is hot. Yes, we appreciate beauty. That's why we're with you.
14. We do listen. And empathize. But when your troubles have been analyzed until there's nothing left to talk about, can we please stop talking about them?
15. If we fell in love with you when you had long hair, we're going to want you to keep your long hair until death do us part. We'll beg, but would prefer not to.
16. As for commitment ultimatums, just address numbers 1 through 15 on this list, then we'll talk.
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okasantina
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Re: Intolerable behavior for both males and female
« Reply #1 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 6:19pm » |
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I have some here joel
***** "I woke up one morning with this girls number and I was so wasted the night before that I had no recollection of who she was. Wondering what`s going to greet you at the other end of the line is too big a risk".
*** "Please dont act like ure doin me a favor by giving me your number. Like "Well, I guess you can have my number.`I won`t call if ure not interested - and this makes y9ou seem like ure not."
*** "I cant stand when women try to confirm over and over that I`ll call. Your`re gonna call me, right? You better call. "If theres a little too much of that goin on trust me, I won`t."
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Wicked_Witch
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Re: Intolerable behavior for both males and female
« Reply #2 on: Nov 22nd, 2005, 2:59am » |
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Men that says they will be gone for 3 days and ended up being gone for a whole week. I don't care if your will be gone a whole month, but when you promise to be home by next month, DO IT! Don't make anymore excuses why you need to be gone one more month, ok?
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nelson3082000
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Re: Intolerable behavior for both males and female
« Reply #3 on: Dec 9th, 2005, 3:54pm » |
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well witchy u dump his ass quick smarrt and find a far betetr guy
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okasantina
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Re: Intolerable behavior for both males and female
« Reply #4 on: Dec 9th, 2005, 5:15pm » |
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He says " I was just about to call you."
He means "Damn, I shouldn`t have picked up the phone."
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okasantina
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Re: Intolerable behavior for both males and female
« Reply #5 on: Jan 10th, 2006, 7:03am » |
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If we ring you out of the blue, its not always a booty call.
It goes like this...Once a guy had time to consider what a catch u r and what a buffon he was to get cold feet, he returns with his tail between his legs . How will u know he is legit and not trying to get laid?  He wont feed u a line about loosin ure number, and he`ll ask to set a date instead of hitting u up for a spontaneous rendezvous. So the next time a blast from the past rears his head, rear him out.
from a guy spy
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Wicked_Witch
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Re: Intolerable behavior for both males and female
« Reply #6 on: Jan 11th, 2006, 8:30am » |
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on Dec 9th, 2005, 3:54pm, nelson3082000 wrote:| well witchy u dump his ass quick smarrt and find a far betetr guy |
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You wanna volunteer for the job, wise-guy?
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Wicked_Witch
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Re: Intolerable behavior for both males and female
« Reply #7 on: Feb 17th, 2006, 5:30am » |
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Saying "I love you" to two persons at different PM's
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CooCHie
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Re: Intolerable behavior for both males and female
« Reply #8 on: Mar 16th, 2006, 10:31pm » |
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on Feb 17th, 2006, 5:30am, Wicked_Witch wrote:| Saying "I love you" to two persons at different PM's |
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Dang witchy...dont forget the one that send you those pm that saysss geeee I see her naked dude....then next u see a pm say oh shuks wrong post...lol 
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The greatest thing in this world is being alive...we only live once..Treat yourself everyday as if it is your last day!!Life is precious to ignore!!Be happy!!
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Wicked_Witch
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Re: Intolerable behavior for both males and female
« Reply #9 on: Mar 17th, 2006, 3:08am » |
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on Mar 16th, 2006, 10:31pm, CooCHie wrote:
Dang witchy...dont forget the one that send you those pm that saysss geeee I see her naked dude....then next u see a pm say oh shuks wrong post...lol |
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Hahahaha! I distinctly remember something like that, Pards! Sheez...what a dumb guy!
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