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nOrKAy
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The Death Psychic
« on: Apr 8th, 2006, 12:50pm » |
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OK, folks, let us find out how each of us will die. LOL.
Go visit http://www.thedeathpsychic.com,
Then copy and paste your results.
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nOrKAy
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Re: The Death Psychic
« Reply #1 on: Apr 8th, 2006, 12:52pm » |
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I will start! 
How will I die:
You forget to put out a burning candle, and your house starts ablaze in the middle of the night. Unable to escape in a timely manner, you burn to death, trapped within your own home.
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Wicked_Witch
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Re: The Death Psychic
« Reply #2 on: Apr 9th, 2006, 5:15am » |
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While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
Dang it! I must remember to avoid deserted streets! By the way, does it also mean that if I get hit by a speeding motorist in a busy street, I will still live? But what if I get paralyzed? Or get into a coma state or what if they have to amputate my arms and legs and rendered me blind? Wouldn't actually dying be better? And how can I get hit by a speeding motorist when traffic is heavy? Isn't it logical that all motor vehicles are on a snail's pace? And why would I get hit by a speeding motorist when the street is supposed to be quiet? In fact..it sez VERY quiet? Where would that motorist come from, above me? Humnn....something's not right here.
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Zed_Sg
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Re: The Death Psychic
« Reply #3 on: Apr 25th, 2006, 10:37am » |
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Result: "While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed."
Makes me laugh instead but i'm worried i might dream about the result.I hate when i wake up with bad dreams.
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Re: The Death Psychic
« Reply #4 on: May 2nd, 2006, 5:52pm » |
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A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
OMG OMG MIDGETS!!!!!..............NOOOOOO!!!!.........ok is this serious?did i get the wierdest death of all or what?................midgets?............u know the funny thing is that i dont believe it but when i see midgets i know im gonna be thinking about it....................................midgets
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Wicked_Witch
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Re: The Death Psychic
« Reply #5 on: Jun 22nd, 2006, 8:00am » |
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Lol, Alex, I hope you don't get nightmares coz of this topic. I think it's someone's idea of a morbid jokes. Hehehehe! But it's really very funny, eh? Wonder whose idea is it?
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keensryche
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Re: The Death Psychic
« Reply #6 on: Jun 23rd, 2006, 3:27am » |
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Here's my death
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.
 THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO DIE.
I couldn't have thought of a better way. I can't wait, my the Lord be praised.
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okasantina
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Re: The Death Psychic
« Reply #7 on: Jul 9th, 2006, 9:58am » |
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okasantina
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Re: The Death Psychic
« Reply #8 on: Jul 9th, 2006, 10:02am » |
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ok Lemme try........
You die of a massive heart attack during extremely wild sex, only seconds before orgasm.
lmao!!! this makes me laugh so hard....geesh! omg omg!
   lmao! I wish ill know how old i am will be that time eh 
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