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MissFartyPants
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PICKUP Lines
« on: May 2nd, 2004, 3:07am » |
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If it isn't hilarious it's gotta be cheesy  Just teasin'
Gents, give us your best shot 
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MissFartyPants
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Re: PICKUP Lines
« Reply #1 on: May 3rd, 2004, 1:01am » |
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Oh, come on now guys - we know you have pickup lines and we'd like to hear (read) it.
I swear I won't laugh. 
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mylane
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Re: PICKUP Lines
« Reply #2 on: May 3rd, 2004, 1:15am » |
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oh shit!!!
thats my pick up line..lol
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keensryche
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Re: PICKUP Lines
« Reply #3 on: May 3rd, 2004, 11:32pm » |
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Here's mine.
When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?
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Need4Speed8DaleJr
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Re: PICKUP Lines
« Reply #4 on: May 5th, 2004, 11:02pm » |
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Here's a couple from my book...
I am unemployed and live with my parents.(works more times than you might think)
Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me out with something. My friends and I have a bet going about what color your underwear is, and I have 50bucks riding on black, now I have another 50bucks on exactly what type of underwear you have on. I say........(long pause as you look into her eyes).......thong. If Im right I would LOVE to split the money with you and buy you and your friends a couple of drinks. ( Now look directly into her eyes with extreme confidence and don't say a word....just let her stand there untill she breaks, which more often than not results in her telling you what she's wearing[if not her friends will most likely pipe in here with the info], or telling you to get lost..lol. If she doesn't tell you the info, but also doesn't tell you to get lost, then your in...just work it a little more and be respectful and tell her thanks for playing along and that your going to buy her a drink anyways. Now get your friends over to seal the deal with her friends. Presto!! Works best if you look hot, dressed cool and select the lady to question. Also never do this too often, because this line stands out, and chicks ALWAYS remember stuff like this.
There...that last one is a jem, and NO I am not a player, just really good at meeting people. 
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Your Vacuum Cleaner ate my Pants...There was nothing I could do. 
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MissFartyPants
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Re: PICKUP Lines
« Reply #5 on: May 6th, 2004, 12:29am » |
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Uh-huh! So this is what you're talking about.
Now if I were the girl you were tying to pick up, I'd go along with it as I'm impressed with the effort you put into getting my attention. Creative as it is flattering. Or so I think.
What is it about thongs 
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MissFartyPants
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Re: PICKUP Lines
« Reply #6 on: May 6th, 2004, 12:33am » |
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on May 3rd, 2004, 11:32pm, keensryche wrote:Here's mine.
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Nice one too, Keen. Thanks for sharing.
(I'm resisting to urge to add some more) jk!
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mylane
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Re: PICKUP Lines
« Reply #7 on: May 6th, 2004, 12:23pm » |
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If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
(ahihihi...just dont ask wat will happen during holidays... )
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
this is the pickup line that i really like..."Are your pants from outer space? Cause your butt is out of this world!"
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killerabbit
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oop ack eep ick thhhhppthhh
 
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Re: PICKUP Lines
« Reply #8 on: May 6th, 2004, 4:35pm » |
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Hi!Could have I have my heart back?It seemed to have leaped into your arms when you passed by.
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aku cinta padamu!
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MissFartyPants
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Re: PICKUP Lines
« Reply #9 on: May 7th, 2004, 6:05am » |
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This was 'introduced' to me by a canuck online friend.
"Hi! Fawk me if I'm wrong, but is your name (insert any female name here)?
yeah. cheesy!
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