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Why coffee is better than women..
« on: May 4th, 2005, 10:49am » |
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Why Coffee Is Better Than Women
1: You dont have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
2: Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
3: A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
4: You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
5: You can always warm coffee up.
6: Coffee comes with endless refills.
7: Coffee is cheaper.
8: You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
9: Coffee never runs out.
10: Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
11: You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
12. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
13: You can smoke while drinking coffee.
14: You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
15: Coffee smells and tastes good.
16: You dont have to put vinegar in your coffee.
17: If your coffee pots leak,you can use a regular paper towel.
18: You can always get fresh coffee.
19: You can turn the pot on,leave the room,and it'll be hot when you get back.
20: They sell coffee at police stations.
21: You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
22: Coffee goes down easier.
23: If you put chocolate in your coffee,it doesn't put on weight.
24: No matter how ugly you are,you can always get a cup of coffee.
25: A big cup or small cup? It doesnt matter.
26: Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
27: Coffee smells good in the morning.
28: Coffee smells good when its cold too.
29: Coffee stains are easier to remove.
30: Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
31: Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood youre in.
32: Coffee doesn't shed.
33: Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
34: You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it.
35: Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
36: No matter how bad coffee is,you can always make it better.
37: Coffee doesn't have a time of the month...it's good all the time.
38: When coffee gets old,you can throw it away.
39: When you have a coffee,you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat.
40: Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
41: Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
42: INSTANT COFFEE !
43: You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
44: It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
45: Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup
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