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nOrKAy
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Nancy Astor: Winston,if I were married to you,I'd put poison in your coffee.
Churchill: If I were your husband,I'd drink it.
- Winston Churchill
Woman: You must talk to me,Mr Coolidge.I made a bet today that I could get more than two words out of you.
Coolidge ( who was noted for his taciturnity): You lose.
-Calvin Coolidge
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nOrKAy
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Re: REPARTEE
« Reply #1 on: Sep 22nd, 2005, 1:14pm » |
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Someone: Have a nice day!
Another: Thank you but I have another plans.
~Paul Fussel
Kennedy: How did you like the article about you in the
New York Times this morning?
John Kenneth Galbraith: I object the Times describing me
as arrogant.
Kennedy: I don't see why.Everybody else does.
~ John F.Kennedy
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okasantina
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Re: REPARTEE
« Reply #2 on: Aug 4th, 2006, 10:03pm » |
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When the physician said to him, "You have lived to be an old man," he said, "That is because I never employed you as my physician."
Pausanias (lived 5th century BC)
Greek general, 479 BC.
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