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mylane
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What would you do if you became a dictator?
« on: Sep 14th, 2004, 10:31am » |
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What would you do if you led a succesful revolution and took over a country?
post away! 
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killerabbit
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Re: What would you do if you became a dictator?
« Reply #1 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 11:01am » |
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If I became dictator?I would try and write down everything my boss told me as quickly and as efficently as possible.Got to be quick to be a dictator.
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chelle
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Re: What would you do if you became a dictator?
« Reply #2 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 11:40am » |
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i declared chelle law (insted of martial law) as i cant be imelda marcos buyin shoes as im the dictator lmao 
sorry u guys im too forward hahahhahah ah what the hell
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thats the way uhuh uhuh i like it uhuh uhuh!!!!!!!!!
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mylane
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Re: What would you do if you became a dictator?
« Reply #3 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 10:42pm » |
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on Sep 14th, 2004, 11:01am, killerabbit wrote:| If I became dictator?I would try and write down everything my boss told me as quickly and as efficently as possible.Got to be quick to be a dictator. |
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tatay, the thread is not in careers and crafts category.... 
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mylane
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Re: What would you do if you became a dictator?
« Reply #4 on: Sep 14th, 2004, 10:51pm » |
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If I became a dictator of PI.
- Salvage/torture Fidel Ramos and Mike Arroyo.
- Mysteriously salvage some durty politicians and high- ranking criminals
- Exterminate corrupt officals
- Restructure the school system according to my ideal.
- Me on the 1000 peso billl
- Build palaces for my frends...lol
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teagirl
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Re: What would you do if you became a dictator?
« Reply #5 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 3:16am » |
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on Sep 14th, 2004, 10:51pm, mylane wrote:
- Build palaces for my frends...lol |
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We're friends, arent we, MyGirl??
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teagirl
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Re: What would you do if you became a dictator?
« Reply #6 on: Sep 15th, 2004, 3:33am » |
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IF I BECOME A DICTATOR
~Handwashing with water and antibacterial soap will be the ABSOLUTE law.
~A citizen is required to read at least 10 books/year.
~Declare my birthday a holiday.
~Cebuano will be the national language but English will be the medium of instruction.
~Education will not be a privilege for the few but an obligation for all.
~Brainless noon time shows are prohibited.
~Viva HotBabes or whoever aspires to be one will be hogtied and shot @ Rizal Park.
~Wazzup, Wazzup hosts will be imprisoned for a maximum of 10 years with no parole.
~Philandering husbands will have their penises cut by a dull knife with no anesthesia.
~Free internet 24/7
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thebeast
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Re: What would you do if you became a dictator?
« Reply #7 on: Sep 16th, 2004, 8:11pm » |
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I would issue everyone a gun and advise them to stick their heads between thier legs and kiss their ass goodbye.
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nOrKAy
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Re: What would you do if you became a dictator?
« Reply #8 on: Sep 16th, 2004, 9:48pm » |
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Hmmmm....i would let everyone who hates me and those i hate to be killed so that i'll only be filled with love. 
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Gracia
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Re: What would you do if you became a dictator?
« Reply #9 on: Sep 20th, 2004, 3:13am » |
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if i'll be come a dictator these are my solemn vow:
1. i would say......when business begins friendship ends....everyone should pay tax.
2. to those who have many must share....i have to request every citizen to submit their assets and liabilities...must be check too if its correct or not....any hidden assets confiscated will be confiscated by me.
3. Liquor and cigarettes and unhealthy beverages will be the most expensive thing..expensive than diamonds..so to lessen the the number of drunkards and chain smokers.
4. beauty products like clinique, victoria secret and other expensive ones..must be reduce to lower price that even the poorest of the poor can afford...so no more ugly filipina like me.
5. for the corrupt officials..they can still do their business..but i have to make sure, i can corrupt more than them.
6. no more night life for the military
7. i'll demand closure to all bars/karaoke/disco pub all over philippines...
8. adultery cases, separation, annulment is prohibited. whoever decided to marry..must marry for life or be feed to the lions.
9. Everyone must work....no more unemployment problem.
10. Foods must be the cheapest..so everyone can eat and no beggars be found on the street.
ohh geeze.......in implementing those i must transfer my brain to mah azz.
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