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Stonser
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WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: "Sh*t."
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mylane
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hahhahaha....a lefty bitch huh 
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Gracia
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Re: Yikes..
« Reply #2 on: Jul 21st, 2004, 3:24am » |
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Son: Dad! Dad! Dad!
Dad: Yes son?
Son: (crying)
Dad: Why are you crying?
Son: Our neighbor did not invite me to lunch, they're giving free lunch over there. huhuhu
Dad: Which neighbor? The one who's father died?
Son: Yes, u got it right
Dad: Nah it's okay, just eat your lunch there, there's fish, vegetables, help urself.
Son: NO Dad, I'll revenge!!!
Dad: (shocked) What will u do?
Son: When u die Dad... i wont invite them too!
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killerabbit
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oop ack eep ick thhhhppthhh
 
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Re: Yikes..
« Reply #3 on: Aug 27th, 2004, 10:48am » |
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Man is approached by Police."Sir We found the man that stole your wallet.But before we apprehended him he had already used your credit card.Do you wish to press charges?"The man said "No let him keep it....he was spending less than my wife anyways"
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