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VIRUSES OF FAMOUS NAMES
« on: May 3rd, 2005, 12:55pm »		 Quote Quote Modify Modify
The George Bush Virus -causes your computer to keep looking for stored data of mass destruction  
The John Kerry Virus - stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen but never grow  
The Ronald Reagan Virus - saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.  
The Clinton Virus - gives you a permanent Hard Drive with No memory.  
The Al Gore Virus - causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.  
The Bob Dole(a.k.a.Viagra) Virus - makes a new Hard drive out of an old floppy.  
The Lewinsky Virus - takes all the memory out of your computer then e-mails everyone about what it did.  
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - ternminates some files, leaves, but will be back.  
The MIke Tyson Virus - quits after two bytes.  
The Ophrah Winfrey Virus - your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.  
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - disks can no longer be inserted.  
The Michael Jackson Virus - only attacks minor files.  
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows
 
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nice one mikey Grin
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Re: VIRUSES OF FAMOUS NAMES
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Very Funny Mik Wink
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