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ReeBop
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Famous Roll Model Passes Away
« on: Jan 12th, 2006, 9:15am » |
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It is with saddest heart that I pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The
grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly
in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He
was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old
man, was considered a roll model for millions.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
---courtesy of Annie. Thanks!
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Wicked_Witch
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Re: Famous Roll Model Passes Away
« Reply #1 on: Jan 13th, 2006, 3:18am » |
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Dang, Ree! When I first started reading it I was wondering why this is posted under Jokes.  You almost had me offering a silent prayer for him!  Sheez...what a boring life..being kneaded and poked and if he got lucky, left on the window sill to rise! 
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