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(Message started by: mylane on May 30th, 2004, 1:09pm)

Title: Women Are Like Apples On Trees
Post by mylane on May 30th, 2004, 1:09pm
Women...
Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are
at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to
reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the
round that aren't as good, but easy.... So the
apples at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along - the
one who's brave enough to climb all the way
to the top of the tree.

any violent reaction from the guys? ;D

Title: Re: Women are like apples on trees
Post by need4speed8dalejr on May 31st, 2004, 12:37am
Ohh dear!!   ;D

What kindda trouble you trying to get into Mymy, LOL  :o

Well, maybe those apples at the top fall to the guys with the longest ladders, ehh??  [smiley=soapbox.gif]

ROFLMAO!! [smiley=batman.gif]

Title: Re: Women are like apples on trees
Post by keensryche on May 31st, 2004, 8:04pm
Makes me think of some women who have a candy apple ass.  

Title: Re: Women are like apples on trees
Post by Hernando on Jun 10th, 2004, 2:41pm
hahaha ;D

only a man with full of determination and patience can go to the top of the tree not mention  those are not afraid of heights.

Title: Re: Women are like apples on trees
Post by need4speed8dalejr on Jul 1st, 2004, 10:50pm
I just couldn't resist. All this talk of fruit and women.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/need4speed8dalejr/men.jpg

Title: Re: Women are like apples on trees
Post by okasantina on Feb 11th, 2005, 5:10pm

on 07/01/04 at 22:50:55, need4speed8dalejr wrote:
I just couldn't resist. All this talk of fruit and women.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/need4speed8dalejr/men.jpg



LMAO dalez! apples...bananas .... all in common ..what if apples are on the market not on the tree? ::) does it makes any difference?  ;D Bananas? was it ripe?  ;D

Title: Re: Women are like apples on trees
Post by beth on Feb 11th, 2005, 8:03pm

on 07/01/04 at 22:50:55, need4speed8dalejr wrote:
I just couldn't resist. All this talk of fruit and women.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/need4speed8dalejr/men.jpg


couldnt resist of taking d apples? ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Women are like apples on trees
Post by beth on Feb 19th, 2005, 1:39pm

on 02/15/05 at 05:19:35, nelson3082000 wrote:
so ladies which apples are you in here?????????? ;D ;D ;D


hmmm.... which one do you think, siwwy bugger? lol lol :P

Title: Re: Women are like apples on trees
Post by norkay on Feb 22nd, 2005, 5:40am
I think i'm hanging on the low trunk of an apple tree.But still dont know what's the problem why i'm not being picked. Oh my........ :-[. No one is telling me what's the problem on me.I don't think i look like i'm not ripe,i think i still look fresh.Maybe they think im not "safe" because i'm on the lower trunk and that i was sprayed too much of pesticide ? :-/.........i really wish,one would brave enough to try how i taste like. LOLS! before i get over riped and just fall. Ahhh that hurts  :'( :-/.


(oh my, just realised, this also could be bugging)

Title: Re: Women are like apples on trees
Post by norkay on Feb 22nd, 2005, 10:29am
What?  :-/  hay naku....ewan ko! LOL!

Title: Re: Women Are Like Apples On Trees
Post by okasantina on Aug 1st, 2006, 12:21pm
Well me i liked them to hatch me from the top of that tree...they need to use a ladder for them to hatch me...that way i can see who really wants me and loves to eat me eh  ;D  but ill make it sure im a good hatch cuz im all red and ripe and juicy...yummy! lmao! ;D ;)

Title: Re: Women Are Like Apples On Trees
Post by Wicked_Witch on Aug 1st, 2006, 1:12pm
I think im the rotten apple that even worms don't dare touch! [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]

Title: Re: Women Are Like Apples On Trees
Post by okasantina on Aug 1st, 2006, 5:08pm

on 08/01/06 at 13:12:15, Wicked_Witch wrote:
I think im the rotten apple that even worms don't dare touch! [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]




LMAO Witchy...dont think that way...well at least ...  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Women Are Like Apples On Trees
Post by astrobloke on Aug 1st, 2006, 5:23pm
I thinks its more like women are at the fruit cannery watching the fruit (men) go by on a conveyor belt.
They watch the fruit going by ..

no,no,no,no, no, no, no,maybe,no,no,no,no,yes  ;D

Title: Re: Women Are Like Apples On Trees
Post by Wicked_Witch on Aug 2nd, 2006, 10:12am
If women are apples....men are what then? I'm curious as to what comparison you can think of regarding this! [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=crazysmile.gif]



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