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(Message started by: mylane on Jan 14th, 2004, 9:20pm)

Title: Faithfulness
Post by mylane on Jan 14th, 2004, 9:20pm


A simple story yet describes a lot of faithfulness.

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and dressed.

Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"


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wonder where the heck we get that kind of guy ;D

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by gracia on Jan 17th, 2004, 12:27am
you have to pray for that kind of guy mylene and tons of luck!!!!

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by coochie_baby03 on Jan 18th, 2004, 2:12pm
;D ;DI like to know where that guy too mymy ;D ;D very nice storyy.......waaaaaaaaaaa touchy ::) ::) :'(

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by bige on Jan 23rd, 2004, 12:57pm
You can find it, its their but don't forget to be faithful back.   I am seeing that more and more one wants one to be faithfull but that one is the one being unfaithful.   Also I believe if your to picky you got to give a little cause no one in this world is perfect. Except mee lololol yea right.  Good luck ladies

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by mylane on Feb 9th, 2004, 9:33pm

on 01/18/04 at 14:12:30, coochie_baby03 wrote:
;D ;DI like to know where that guy too mymy ;D ;D very nice storyy.......waaaaaaaaaaa touchy ::) ::) :'(


where? well....they are all taken...lol.... ;D

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by madd on Feb 9th, 2004, 9:57pm
Nope, they are not all taken.

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by mylane on Feb 9th, 2004, 10:08pm

on 02/09/04 at 21:57:05, madd wrote:
Nope, they are not all taken.


oh....so not all are taken...but they are just taken for granted?

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by madd on Feb 9th, 2004, 10:41pm
I would say most are.

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by cebuanalyn on Feb 10th, 2004, 2:42am
so matt is not one of them?

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by mylane on Feb 10th, 2004, 3:07am
wonder if keen is one of them? ;D

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by madd on Feb 10th, 2004, 7:55pm

on 02/10/04 at 02:42:42, cebuanalyn wrote:
so matt is not one of them?


I am one of the ones that are nice and always am taken for granted.

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by cebuanalyn on Feb 10th, 2004, 8:03pm
matt who took you for granted? mymy?

;D

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by madd on Feb 10th, 2004, 8:10pm
Hahahahaha.

Nope, not her.  Her job is to annoy me.  :P

I'm talking about people where I am.


Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by mylane on Feb 10th, 2004, 8:23pm
matthew....u have to wear batman custome or wolverine custome so they will notice how faithful u r.....joke :P

well i just noticed that SOME (im not included...lol) women are attracted to jerks .

As they say, there comes a point in a woman's life that they pick the "bad boy" types over the other ones. The reason? I wouldn't exactly know. Maybe it's the adventure. Maybe it's the challenge that comes with it.

thats explained my highschool days...lol ;D

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by ray69 on Feb 13th, 2004, 3:38am
i am taken and also taken for granted :o

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by mylane on Feb 13th, 2004, 10:29am
ray69, well go get another wife but change ur religion first ok....change it to muslim...so having multiple wife would be possible.... ;D

welcome and enjoy posting dude ;)

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by ray69 on Feb 17th, 2004, 1:08am
thanks mylane...i think i need to go somewhere where divorce is legal...

when im divorced, can we see each other?
haha just a joke... ;)

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by mylane on Feb 17th, 2004, 1:47am
hahahhaha ray69 like a good frend of mine sez: its a case to case to case to case basis...hahahhaa ;D

yeah i kinda agree with u the debate is still on i guess about the legalization of divorce in PI...

okie anyway, are u  an asian or another white dude? i think ur in PI...so far i think PI is the only country that dont allow divorce :)

Title: Re: Faithfulness
Post by ray69 on Feb 17th, 2004, 3:51am
yeah im asian olright....from po to po to island ....hahaha



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