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Title: A Woman was at a supermarket... Post by ReeBop on Feb 16th, 2004, 6:34pm A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2%milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was equally intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off her drunken observer to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." -- courtesy of ms_freesia_iris....thanks ann ;D |
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Title: Re: A Woman was at a supermarket... Post by cebuanalyn on Feb 16th, 2004, 9:38pm no wonder i was told that before...but he just didn't tell me why ;D i thought it was because am not wearing any ring ..i better see that drunk man again >:( |
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Title: Re: A Woman was at a supermarket... Post by keensryche on Feb 16th, 2004, 10:29pm ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: A Woman was at a supermarket... Post by Need4Speed8DaleJr on Feb 21st, 2005, 9:35pm This Thread is Now Closed ~Moderator~ Jokes & Humor |
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