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(Message started by: mylane on Apr 1^st, 2004, 10:37am)

Title: sex horoscope
Post by mylane on Apr 1^st, 2004, 10:37am

SEXUAL HOROSCOPE

Aries women:
Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous.
You'll have sex anywhere,
you know what you want - intense and frequent sex,
you have a need for complete control, but you're also
in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal,
sentimental,and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial
fuzz.

Aries men:
Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs -
you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him
to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he
is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to
deliver.
Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough.
Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman
has gone before. His favorite position: a woman on her knees
leaning forward.

Taurus women:
You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you
by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual
approaches.
But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner
breathless. You have a need for oral gratification, both giving
and receiving.Best sex mates: Cancer, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo.Most
likely kink: sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like
biting...hmmmm!
Taurus men:
He is the ideal lover - sensitive and understanding of his
partner's feelings.
He prefers it slow and easy; he won't be your guide to the
exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully.
This is the guy to go to for long and luxurious oral sex.
Stamina?
This man could wear down a glacier! His erogenous zone: gently
and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck.

Gemini women:
Often the aggressor; you are never embarrassed by your behavior
because you never adhere to any standards except your own.
Your main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his
time.
You are a one woman harem, but a partner should be aware that
in a relationship, the Gemini woman is looking for a combination of
the spiritual
and the physical, the romantic and the practical. You want to
talk to the guy after you tumble with him! Best sex mates are Leo,
Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries. Favorite gadget: the vibrator.

Gemini men:
He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can
work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke
the right responses. Oral sex isn't his favorite pastime, but he
will take his time with other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and
furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner,
but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaking that are often neglected
by other men. He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear.
His erogenous zone: move your lips and tongue lightly up his
arm.

Cancer women:
Will never make the first move, but you can be a marvelous lover
for you are capable of intense sensuality. You will reciprocate passion
with a fervor that will stir his heart and stimulate him to his best
performance.
On your own time, you have a fondness for masturbation. Your
favorite position: lying prone while your man enters you from behind.
Best sex mates:
Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, and Pisces. You may become a
slave to sexual pleasure!

Cancer men:
His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has
a need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a
delightful swain.
Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other
than the bad; likes being in command, and is a master at manual ****oral
manipulation! You'll like the trip as it is as much traveling
to a place as it is arriving.

Leo women:
Sleek, lascivious, enticing and lazy! Whatever Leo wants, Leo
gets! Intensely responsive and there are bed-partners who have scars
to prove it.
Your need to show off leads you to prefer the top where he can
look up and admire the beauty of your body. Best sex mates: Libra,
Scorpio,Sagittarius,Aries. Your sexual wardrobe: full of wispy
cut-out bras and panties!

Leo men:
Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule
to remember about him: NEVER tease. His endurance is remarkable
and he has a great appetite for making love. He likes women in the
submissive position and oral sex is okay only when he can give
and receive.
He likes a woman to show how much she is enjoying it.
His erogenous zone: his back is particularly vulnerable.

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by okasantina on Apr 1^st, 2004, 10:42am

on 04/01/04 at 10:37:15, mylane wrote:

SEXUAL HOROSCOPE
Leo women:
Sleek, lascivious, enticing and lazy! Whatever Leo wants, Leo
gets! Intensely responsive and there are bed-partners who have scars
to prove it.
Your need to show off leads you to prefer the top where he can
look up and admire the beauty of your body. Best sex mates: Libra,
Scorpio,Sagittarius,Aries. Your sexual wardrobe: full of wispy
cut-out bras and panties!

Wow ! that is quite true cuz...where did u get that!!!>?? :o ??? ;D ;D

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by mylane on Apr 1^st, 2004, 10:43am

Virgo women:
You have no illusions about sex and wish everyone would stop
magnifying its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the
relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable.
You love mutual masturbation and enjoy a little punishment, and
your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become an artist
at pleasing your lover. Favorite kink: can't truly enjoy it
unless a third party is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and
Aquarians.

Virgo men:
Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you
had better be prepared for him to bring his pajamas, shaving
equipment, and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it and having
talked about it,
he will key in on the right erotic response. Don't expect
imagination, but he is a hard worker and is open to suggestion. His
secret life:can be obsessed with pornography. Erogenous zone: his buttocks.

Libra women:
Drama is the key word - you set the stage for sex. Intensely
feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body was
made to be seen and admired. Feel that seduction is an art, not an
assault. When
approached the right way, you find it easy to say yes to almost
anything. Unusual control of vaginal muscles. Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini,
Leo,Scorpio,Sagittarius, and Aquarius. Like any position where your
buttocks are exposed.

Libra men:
Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the
sheets.
Has a definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of the menage a
trois.
He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who
dress well and have long hair. If a woman's clothes look as though they
are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Erogenous zone:
back and buttocks, especially the feel of erect nipples against
either of them!

Scorpio women:
Inquisitive, searching, and experimental. Knows that eroticism
consists of more than the physical act of lovemaking. While looking
like a perfect lady in public, you dress and behave like a sleeper in the
bedroom.Control of the orgasm is very important and will try anything
to help your man maintain his potency. You never take no for an answer and
when
interested in someone, you will pursue him with determination and guile.
Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces. Props you love:
scented body oils, flavored lubricating gels, and vibrators.

Scorpio men:
A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a
master of oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at
nipples or the insides of thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink
is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk.
His erogenous zone is his genitalia.

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by mylane on Apr 1^st, 2004, 10:44am

Sagittarius women:
You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent,
camper, or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to
prolong the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as
possible.
Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don't mind if
your man comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. Best
sex mates:Leo,Libra, and Sagittarius. Your sexual wardrobe will consist of
accessories - gloves and shoes!

Sagittarius men:
Sex is always an intense experience with him - he often comes
too quickly, but he'll be the first to try a new position. He is the
master of erotic massage - both oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked
instrument and when combined with his lips, creates an explosive effect!
He will go to any lengths to please his chosen woman; and is
extremely loyal. Erogenous zones: genitals and inner thighs. And he likes to
look at a woman's labia and breasts, and likes to have sex with a
woman in peek-a-boo panties.

Capricorn women:
Don't need much foreplay - you go from zero to WOW in nothing
flat! Not interested in exotic variation; only staying in power. Since
you like to dominate, you like to be astride your man, set a rhythm, and
please yourself. Once into the rhythm, lovemaking becomes a wild
contest with orgasm as the prize and you can depend on getting there
more than once.
Also a scratcher and a screamer. Best sex mates: Taurus,
Scorpio and Pisces.

Capricorn men:
Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a schemer
(that is a schemer, not a screamer!). Prefers a woman who knows what he
enjoys,and he expects her to be willing and ready whenever he wants
her. Has the stamina of a marathon runner. Here is the man who will
hold off until you are ready to scream! Erogenous zone: a massage that
starts at
the lower back and gently strokes upward along the sides of his spine.

Aquarius women:
A slow starter, you idealize love and encompass it with
tenderness. Once aroused though, anything goes! Extremely
imaginative and likes trying new things. There is nothing in any sex
manual that you won't
try. Belief that anything that increases the pleasure for your partner is
worthwhile.
Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, and Leo.
Favorite sex position: standing up, and in water.

Aquarius men:
Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of
foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revved up, but once
his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing
persistence. He will always see you through to climax. A woman who knows
what she
wants will be very happy. He usually ensures an orgasm twice -
once orally and once genitally. Erogenous zones: gently
touching the calves and ankles will get him going. Be careful though -
a kinky Aquarian can be a sadist who doesn't like to be denied!

Pisces women:
Always make the right moves, say the right things, and creates
the right ambiance. You are sexually liberated and enjoy a wide
range of eroticism.
If his fantasies coincide with yours, the action can really get
torrid! You seldom say no to anything your lover suggests!
Loves soft candelite, warm fireplaces, mystery,
applies Romanticism in all she does.
A true romantic at heart.
Favorite places: in a waterbed or hot tub. Best sex mates:
Cancer, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces.

Pisces men:
Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn't get a
swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and
legal; prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving to match
his own. A Master at foreplay and Oral sex, you should expect
several orgasms orally before he gets down to the main event.
Pisces men have tremendous endurance so be prepared
Likes sex in a chair , also standing.
He likes to be submissive at times. Becomes an addict to
anything that will give pleasure and release.
Erogenous zone: massaging and caressing his feet.

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by Hernando on Apr 6^th, 2004, 1:34am

where did you get all this stuff mylane? You been researching? :P

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Apr 27^th, 2004, 2:30am

Gemini women:
Often the aggressor; you are never embarrassed by your behavior
because you never adhere to any standards except your own.
Your main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his
time.
You are a one woman harem, but a partner should be aware that
in a relationship, the Gemini woman is looking for a combination of
the spiritual
and the physical, the romantic and the practical. You want to
talk to the guy after you tumble with him! Best sex mates are Leo,
Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries. Favorite gadget: the vibrator.

woohooo my birthday is on the 14th of june!!! waahoooowweeeee!!!!

So all you leos, scorpios, aquarians,libras and arieses gimme a call ok? if not leave me a message ;D

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by need4speed8dalejr on May 8^th, 2004, 4:25am

Hmmm...I think the "Scorpio Male" which I am, was only half bang on. I will let you think about which half was correct, cause Im not tellin'. [smiley=omfg.gif]

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by MissFartyPants on May 8^th, 2004, 7:23am

Uhmmmm I'm a scorpio too ::)

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by need4speed8dalejr on May 8^th, 2004, 12:49pm

Ok Cat, was your horoscope correct?? You didn't mention.

**ponders the response**

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by MissFartyPants on May 10^th, 2004, 5:35am

For sure, the first sentence describes me. For everything else, it remains a theory unless otherwise proven to be a fact! lol ;D

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by need4speed8dalejr on May 10^th, 2004, 5:26pm

Cathy,

Now your not gonna tell us that your an intellectual voyeur only, and that in reality your just short of theoretical practise in the real World.

hmmmmm...
[smiley=thinking2.gif]

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by MissFartyPants on May 11^th, 2004, 12:20am

Uhhmmm you're not suggesting.. :o

Modesty precludes me from replying further. :P

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by need4speed8dalejr on May 11^th, 2004, 1:20am

P-leeeeezzzzzzz!!!

There's no shame in it...

and we won't tell ya Momma...

and your surrounded by friends....

so dish da' Goods woman!!!!!

[smiley=frog.gif]
[smiley=018.gif]

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by MissFartyPants on May 11^th, 2004, 1:30am

on 05/11/04 at 01:20:51, need4speed8dalejr wrote:

P-leeeeezzzzzzz!!!
so dish da' Goods woman!!!!!

[smiley=frog.gif]
[smiley=018.gif]

Make me! http://www.1freeworld.net/groups/YaBBImages/thump.gif ;D

Title: Re: sex horoscope
Post by need4speed8dalejr on May 11^th, 2004, 9:14pm

Ok...if you insist on being "made" to do things...

then you leave me with no choice...

[smiley=spank.gif]

[smiley=icon_worship.gif][smiley=whip.gif]

Silly Rabbit...I have ways of making you talk.