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(Message started by: MissFartyPants on May 2^nd, 2004, 3:07am)

Title: PICKUP Lines
Post by MissFartyPants on May 2^nd, 2004, 3:07am

If it isn't hilarious it's gotta be cheesy ;D Just teasin' ;D

Gents, give us your best shot ;)

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by MissFartyPants on May 3^rd, 2004, 1:01am

Oh, come on now guys - we know you have pickup lines and we'd like to hear (read) it.

I swear I won't laugh. :-X

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by mylane on May 3^rd, 2004, 1:15am

oh shit!!! ;D

thats my pick up line..lol

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by keensryche on May 3^rd, 2004, 11:32pm

Here's mine.

When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by need4speed8dalejr on May 5^th, 2004, 11:02pm

Here's a couple from my book...

I am unemployed and live with my parents.(works more times than you might think)

Excuse me, I was wondering if you could help me out with something. My friends and I have a bet going about what color your underwear is, and I have 50bucks riding on black, now I have another 50bucks on exactly what type of underwear you have on. I say........(long pause as you look into her eyes).......thong. If Im right I would LOVE to split the money with you and buy you and your friends a couple of drinks. ( Now look directly into her eyes with extreme confidence and don't say a word....just let her stand there untill she breaks, which more often than not results in her telling you what she's wearing[if not her friends will most likely pipe in here with the info], or telling you to get lost..lol. If she doesn't tell you the info, but also doesn't tell you to get lost, then your in...just work it a little more and be respectful and tell her thanks for playing along and that your going to buy her a drink anyways. Now get your friends over to seal the deal with her friends. Presto!! Works best if you look hot, dressed cool and select the lady to question. Also never do this too often, because this line stands out, and chicks ALWAYS remember stuff like this.

There...that last one is a jem, and NO I am not a player, just really good at meeting people. [smiley=woot.gif]

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by MissFartyPants on May 6^th, 2004, 12:29am

Uh-huh! So this is what you're talking about.

Now if I were the girl you were tying to pick up, I'd go along with it as I'm impressed with the effort you put into getting my attention. Creative as it is flattering. Or so I think. ;D

What is it about thongs??? ??? ::)

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by MissFartyPants on May 6^th, 2004, 12:33am

on 05/03/04 at 23:32:26, keensryche wrote:

Here's mine.

When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?

Nice one too, Keen. Thanks for sharing.

(I'm resisting to urge to add some more) ;D jk!

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by mylane on May 6^th, 2004, 12:23pm

If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

(ahihihi...just dont ask wat will happen during holidays... ;D)

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. ;D

this is the pickup line that i really like..."Are your pants from outer space? Cause your butt is out of this world!"

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by killerabbit on May 6^th, 2004, 4:35pm

Hi!Could have I have my heart back?It seemed to have leaped into your arms when you passed by.

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by MissFartyPants on May 7^th, 2004, 6:05am

This was 'introduced' to me by a canuck online friend.

"Hi! Fawk me if I'm wrong, but is your name (insert any female name here)?

yeah. cheesy!

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by keensryche on May 7^th, 2004, 7:30pm

Here's another one.

"What are the chances for me to see the sunset (or rise) in your eyes?"

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by cebuanalyn on Jun 18^th, 2004, 5:15am

i have some for you guys..try these it might work to them... or try me ..hehehe

******************************************

Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

I'm good at math, U+I=69

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

You should be someone's wife.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there

********************************************

GOOD LUCK GUYS... ;D

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by MissFartyPants on Jun 18^th, 2004, 6:05am

on 06/18/04 at 05:15:33, cebuanalyn wrote:

i have some for you guys..try these it might work to them... or try me ..hehehe

******************************************

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Hehehe. I like this one ;D hmmmmm let's see if that works. ;D

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by cebuanalyn on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 9:47pm

more for you guys... it seems that the others are not working on me...hehehe
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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

Hey, Baby. Have sex with me and I won't bother you again!

"if I could make her come with 1 finger, imagine what I could do with all 5."
Give it a try...I'm not responsible if ya get slapped...oopss..i'm wholesome guys :D

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by keensryche on Jun 23^rd, 2004, 11:24pm

Analyn is on a roll.

Great lines, I gotta try some. If I should get slapped then I'll think of it as foreplay.

Question for you, ever have anyone say those lines to you?

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by cebuanalyn on Jun 24^th, 2004, 12:50am

on 06/23/04 at 23:24:24, keensryche wrote:

Analyn is on a roll.

Great lines, I gotta try some. If I should get slapped then I'll think of it as foreplay.

Question for you, ever have anyone say those lines to you?

;D ;D ROTFL .....

Keen i got them from the net... and as i was reading them i was wondering too how will a girl react if being approached with those pickup lines... would you mind sharing to us soon your experience by using those lines? ;D

Really.. i was laughing when i read those lines ...

if ever someone will be using those lines to me..he better be ready with his "bulletproof" or be sure to prove what he just told me ;D :P

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by MissFartyPants on Jun 24^th, 2004, 3:20am

on 06/23/04 at 21:47:31, cebuanalyn wrote:

more for you guys... it seems that the others are not working on me...hehehe
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You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

OK. Call me an idiot but I don't get this one. These are lines that supposed to be used on us women, no?

Now what the heck is a plastic doing in a man's underwear?? Is this one of those "expressions"? I'm baffled.

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by keensryche on Jun 24^th, 2004, 11:34pm

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.
____________________________________________
This one knocked me to the floor. I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears.

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by Stonser on Jul 12^th, 2004, 8:06am

Here are some cheesy one. I'm putting a disclaimer in here as I haven't used any of em...

Me:- Do you have a map?
Her:- No.. why?
Me:- Because I think I'm lost in your eyes
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I can't remember my phone number, can I have yours?

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Today's word is legs. Why don't we go and spread the word.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Is it hot in here or is it just you

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

(While checking label on clothing).. I wanted to see if you really were made in heaven

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by MissFartyPants on Jul 12^th, 2004, 8:15pm

on 06/24/04 at 03:20:43, MissFartyPants wrote:

Yo Heathcliff! Want to spell this one out fer me? LOL.

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by MissFartyPants on Jul 12^th, 2004, 8:16pm

on 07/12/04 at 08:06:06, Stonser wrote:

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Today's word is legs. Why don't we go and spread the word.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

I like this one. What can I say, I'm a pervert. ;D

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by Stonser on Jul 13^th, 2004, 3:08am

on 07/12/04 at 20:15:02, MissFartyPants wrote:

Yo Heathcliff! Want to spell this one out fer me? LOL.

See if it were me, I wouldn't have used the word plastic. I would have used the word elastic... hopefully that will explain it for you. So the elastic in the waist band melts etc...

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by kianna_andrea on Aug 15^th, 2004, 5:39am

Got these while surfing the net....

*Guy: Can I have your picture?
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can show santa what I want for christmas!

*Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?

*Do you have a band-aid? [Why?] I hurt my knee when I fell for you.

*Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

*Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.

*I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

*Are you sure that you're not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!

*I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} Oh it says you're going to call me soon!

*Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

*Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?

*Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place

*I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you? ( ;D I like this one...)

*Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!

*You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

*Want to get some air? You took my breath away!

*How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.

*You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by coochie_baby03 on Aug 31^st, 2004, 1:36pm

:o :o :oKianna you have been chatting with bots again...

I like the bots pick up lines:
Im done studying, your place or mine.
I like giving pleasure.
You turn your cam on lets cam to cam get your credit card ready....
Anyway my favorite pick up lines
Do you know what time is it?
Then I answer: Yeah I know what time it is, its time for you to buy a new watch..... ;D ;D ;D

Dang too many bots....sure lou lou loves it...hehehehehehe

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by ReeBop on Aug 31^st, 2004, 5:50pm

You forgot the "Anyone want a cute girl with blond hair / blue eyes", "I'm a cute girl at home all alone, hehe" or my personal favorite about the bot who just broke up with her but he "designed a personal website for me".
[smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=clap.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by KiAnNa on Dec 6^th, 2004, 6:35am

Got these from a book entitiled "Baby, all those curves and me with no brakes..." (stephan dweck and montevia ivey)... some lines are hilarious and funny.

"Can I count the freckles on your face?"

"The minute I saw you I knew we were going to get married.."

"You're so pretty. Are you a model? Because I'm an agent.."

"Do you like raisins? How about a date?.."

"I feel like Richard Gere: I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman..."

"I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen... on a Wednesday."

"If you'll just talk to me for a moment, I'm sure it will change my life...

"You're beauty stops my heart. How about some CPR?.."

"Excuse me, can I have your autograph?.."

"I'd cry ten buckets of water for you..."

"Girl, you got the prettiest smile. Call me collect.."

"Don't walk by me: I'll die without knowing your name..."

"You're name must be Candy because you look so sweet..."

"One look at you made me forget my name..."

"Hey, sunshine! How are you doing today?.."

"When I laid eyes on you it was like a spiritual awakening.."

"Girl, you're so sweet, strawberries need sugar just to keep up..." ::)

"Damn, you're so sweet. Too bad I'm diabetic.." lol

"Your eyes are so beautiful, I get lost in them.."

I'll post the others later...

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by norkay on Apr 1^st, 2005, 8:04am

I was reading this For Her magazine and i was on the page where, "Naughty Questions" is......a girl was asking how to arouse her partner and do a hot or effective foreplay.The woman gave an answer by giving some lines she has to say while the man starts to caress her.LOL! And i was like "oh shit!" when i read it feeling like i can't even say by myself! LOL!

"f**k me 'til I Bleed!" [smiley=omfg.gif] [smiley=omfg.gif] [smiley=omfg.gif]

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by Analyn on Apr 1^st, 2005, 9:24am

to bleed is painful... is it part of "pleasure?...hehehe :o

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by norkay on Apr 1^st, 2005, 11:14am

Yes Analyn, this is a big big question for me, girl! why why why [smiley=omfg.gif] [smiley=wall.gif][smiley=thinking2.gif][smiley=rock.gif]....

Title: Re: PICKUP Lines
Post by kim on Apr 13^th, 2005, 6:04am

kriss i got one that similar...

Try n f**k with me n you will bleed ;D

This next pick up line is bot inspired...
Hi everyone SBF TDTM. I work as a sword swallower n a part time plumber. I'm on call 24/7. if yo need your tubes cleande just dial 1-900-kimmy ;D