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(Message started by: daviefaescotland on Nov 18^th, 2005, 2:53am)

Title: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 18^th, 2005, 2:53am

[color= blue]well after much arm twisting krissy persuaded me to start my on blog.I'll try and make it informative,funny,contraversal and maybe boring.H opefully all at the same time.

If you have any comments or wittisms you are all welcome to contribute. I'll try my best to entertain you all .

Once again welcome to my blog.

[smiley=icon_drink.gif]lets drink and all get merry [smiley=drummer.gif][/color]

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by nOrKAy on Nov 18^th, 2005, 3:43am

Yepiiii, wooohooo! Davie finally got his own space! [smiley=icon_dance.gif]

I will definitely enjoy to hang out in here. So, Davie, please get a rocking chair for me. [smiley=icon_dance.gif]

By the way, what is the diffrence of a Scot and Scotch ? LOL.

Davie, WELCOME TO BLOGGING !

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by Gracia on Nov 18^th, 2005, 3:48am

As they say, when God closes door, He'll open a window

[color=navy blue]Welcome to Blogging Davie, believe me i'm your constant visitor[/color]

[smiley=balloon3.gif][smiley=icon_drink.gif] [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=balloon3.gif]

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 18^th, 2005, 4:25am

on 11/18/05 at 03:43:43, nOrKAy wrote:

lol krissy [smiley=cat36.gif]damn will need to go up loft and dig out rocking chair :P

the difference is a scot is its nationalty and a scotch is a drink of whisky.

thanks for the welcome can i get my arm back now cant type with one hand [smiley=cat39.gif]

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 18^th, 2005, 4:31am

on 11/18/05 at 03:48:34, Gracia wrote:

gracia big huggs

hope window isnt on second floor :-* ;)

your welcome anytime gracia will keep window open for you
;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by Wicked_Witch on Nov 18^th, 2005, 5:32am

Awwww, davie ex, you finally got your lazy butt to start informing us of your daily ectivities and/or thoughts! That would be the greatest mistake you would have ever made in your life! Bwahahahahha! Now you gotta tell us when you eat, pee or piss off someone! (grinz)Welcome to the private gossip world!! Hehehehe! Mind you, gossip about your own life though, not other's, ok? hehehehe!

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 18^th, 2005, 6:10am

on 11/18/05 at 05:32:30, Wicked_Witch wrote:

hehehe ex is that ectivities or sextivities ;)

its ok ex our secrets are safe with me [smiley=cat39.gif]

your welcome anytime ex.mind your broom though and you can sweep floor when you drop by ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by CooCHie on Nov 18^th, 2005, 6:53am

Yeppeee finally, I want a rocking chair and sex on the beach Davie....start the ball rolling...rock me to sleep Davie..story time [smiley=frog.gif] [smiley=frog.gif] [smiley=frog.gif] [smiley=frog.gif] [smiley=frog.gif] [smiley=frog.gif] [smiley=frog.gif] [smiley=sleeping.gif] [smiley=sleeping.gif] [smiley=sleeping.gif] [smiley=sleeping.gif] [smiley=sleeping.gif] [smiley=sleeping.gif] [smiley=sleeping.gif] [smiley=sleeping.gif] [smiley=sleeping.gif] [smiley=sleeping.gif]

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 18^th, 2005, 7:05am

hI ya davie good to see ya got your own area to chat, welcome and have a good time [smiley=icon_drink2.gif] [smiley=icon_super.gif] [smiley=omfg.gif] [smiley=whip.gif] [smiley=whip.gif] [smiley=whip.gif] [smiley=whip.gif] [smiley=whip.gif] [smiley=whip.gif] [smiley=whip.gif] [smiley=whip.gif]

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by earthlingorgeous on Nov 18^th, 2005, 11:58am

welcome to blogging davie ;D have funs ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 18^th, 2005, 12:15pm

on 11/18/05 at 06:53:53, CooCHie wrote:

coochie bendin over [smiley=whip.gif]

[smiley=huepfend003.gif]if i was rockin you coochie you wouldnt get any sleep [smiley=cat39.gif]

cum duh i mean come back soon cooch :P

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 18^th, 2005, 12:20pm

on 11/18/05 at 07:05:27, nelson3082000 wrote:

[smiley=icon_drink.gif]nelson lets drink the place dry :Pits your round [smiley=woot.gif]

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 18^th, 2005, 12:26pm

on 11/18/05 at 11:58:16, earthlingorgeous wrote:

welcome to blogging davie ;D have funs ;D

earth ;)welcome to my loonie bin ;D

remeber once you come in you cant get out i've the only key [smiley=cat39.gif]

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by dOnUtz 9urL on Nov 18^th, 2005, 12:26pm

oooooh my goshhhhh.... my teacher got his own space wowieeeee wowieeee yuppppppiiiiieeee yeeeee....
dont lock d door davie, l mite come in d middle of d nite sneaking [smiley=roll.gif]

welcome to blogging davie 8) l'm soooooo glad to stay here in your blog, please dont unglue my butt from ur couch ok? :P

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 18^th, 2005, 12:39pm

on 11/18/05 at 12:26:17, dOnUtz 9urL wrote:

BETH my favourite student :)

door never locked for you beth infact i give you key so you dont need to sneak in ;)

cant glue your butt to couch beth you might need to pee [smiley=crazysmile.gif]

20 buck smile beth ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by dOnUtz 9urL on Nov 18^th, 2005, 7:38pm

oh my gosh ;D wat a smile ;D l'll pay ya more next time, l'll give away 50 bucks... but for a 100 times smiles hihihi ;D

l hope l'll get more lessons hihihi... enjoy davie *hugs*

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 21^st, 2005, 3:12am

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d52/daviefaescotland/falkirk_0037.jpg

picture of the high street in my town...the steeple in background is where the town gets its name.

from a distance it looks speckled(the speckled kirk)
or fawnkirk which was later changed to falkirk.

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by nOrKAy on Nov 21^st, 2005, 5:15am

Davie,
That's a good shot. Did you take it? I finaly have seen the burgh of central Scotland . That looks like the Clock Tower here in Hong Kong.

Thanks for posting. ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by dOnUtz 9urL on Nov 21^st, 2005, 7:19am

wow davie ;D
very good picture... l dunno that scotland got those buildings... wow it made me wanna visit that building, looked very nice, old, antique and beautiful all mixed all in one 8)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 21^st, 2005, 10:06am

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d52/daviefaescotland/falkirk.jpg

The Falkirk Wheel boat lift is an exceptional feat of modern engineering and is already being recognised as an inspirational sculpture for the 21st Century.

Designed to reconnect the Forth & Clyde and Union Canals and sited in a natural open amphitheatre at Rough Castle near Falkirk, this remarkable and elegant mechanical marvel is the only rotating boat lift in the world

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d52/daviefaescotland/wheel01.jpg

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 21^st, 2005, 10:27am

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d52/daviefaescotland/callander-450.jpg

Callendar House encapsulates 600 years of Scotland's history from medieval times to the twentieth century. Great historical figures like Mary Queen of Scots, Cromwell and Bonnie Prince Charlie have visited and stayed at the house

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d52/daviefaescotland/sc_falkirk_40.jpg

callander park house is suited on the edge of the town of falkirk in 5 acres of gardens and woods which also incorporates a boating lake as well

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by dOnUtz 9urL on Nov 21^st, 2005, 3:57pm

wow :o :o :o its sooooo beautiful 8)
can l have my lessons there? ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 22^nd, 2005, 6:41am

on 11/21/05 at 15:57:59, dOnUtz 9urL wrote:

wow :o :o :o its sooooo beautiful 8)
can l have my lessons there? ;D

sure beth ;Dplenty rooms to get lost in as well ;)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by CooCHie on Nov 22^nd, 2005, 6:55am

[smiley=stooge_larry.gif] [smiley=stooge_curly.gif] [smiley=stooge_moe.gif]Hi Davieee...What a beautiful palace!!!!!

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 22^nd, 2005, 6:05pm

on 11/22/05 at 06:55:52, CooCHie wrote:

[smiley=stooge_larry.gif] [smiley=stooge_curly.gif] [smiley=stooge_moe.gif]Hi Davieee...What a beautiful palace!!!!!

aye it is that coochie n the park its in is just as beautifull but not a patch on you ;D :P

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 23^rd, 2005, 6:09am

Beautifull eyes,Beautifull face

Beautiful eyes, beautiful face,
I'm shy to talk to you.
You're the eagle I must watch
No matter what I do.

You're the beauty, wild and free,
The mistress of my eyes,
Rolling through exultant air,
Alone in pristine skies.

I would take you for my own
Could I but have your wings,
Could I but go where night begins
And frozen sunlight sings.

Could I but have you for my love,
How might we fly together!
But I must watch you from below
And long for you forever.
But I must be the one below
And long for you forever

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 23^rd, 2005, 3:25pm

Love is like an iceberg in that
Most is not observed.
The deep part grinds against far shores
No port has ever served.

My feelings for you are beyond
All words, all thoughts, all knowing.
My love lies deep beneath my sea,
With need and passion showing.

But the bulk of it moves silently,
Counting days in years.
I think of you and suddenly
My heart is wrenched with tears.

I feel within me something huge,
Unseen but lovely, move;
I know I'm just a breath across
This dark and awesome love

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by CooCHie on Nov 25^th, 2005, 12:47am

;D ;D ;DDaaaaaaaaaaavie heheehehe

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 30^th, 2005, 4:58am

Wednesday 30th november.

Saint Andrews Day

[smiley=party3.gif]patron saint of scotland

partys all over scotland to celebrate it

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Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Nov 30^th, 2005, 5:06am

had some good news today.2 years ago i hurt my back, bad playing football,ended up in hospital for 3 months ,off work for 7 months.
i ruptured 3 discs in my lower back,it was that bad i had to learn to walk again,but i was at hospital today for check up n doc said i dont need an operation to fix my back,. as long as i watch what i'm doing it should be okay
[smiley=huepfenicon111.gif]

he has also cut my painkillers down,so i'm not floatin up in the clouds anymore ;D

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Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by nOrKAy on Nov 30^th, 2005, 6:20am

Mad Scotman,
Glad to hear that progress. Now, becareful and make sure you'll be fully recovered and ready when it's time again to hit a pumkin! Or to do pumping? LOL. ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 5:00am

;)krissy my back works alrite at the pumpin lol ;)hehehe

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 5:21am

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 5:36am

description of sexual meanings

1. A clitoris is a type of flower.

2. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

3. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird.

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble.

5. Menstrual cycle has three (3) wheels.

6. A G-string is part of a violin.

7. Semen is another word for "sailor".

8. Anus is the Latin word for "yearly".

9. Testicles are found on an octopus.

10. Asphalt describes rectal troubles.

11. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

12. KOTEX is a radio station in Bryan, Texas.

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.

14. Fetus is a character on "Gunsmoke".

15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.

16. A condom is an apartment complex.

17. An organism is the person who accompanies the chior in church.

18. A diaphram is a drawing in geometry.

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

20. An erection is when the Japanese vote for their new government officials.

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

22. Sodomy is a special kind of fast-growing grass.

23. Pornography is the business of making record albums.

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins.

25. Douche is the Italian word for "twelve".

26. An enema is someone who is not your friend.

27. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese.

[smiley=cat39.gif] [smiley=cat39.gif] [smiley=cat39.gif] :P :P

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 6:55am

[smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=popcorn.gif] [smiley=party3.gif] [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif] [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif] [smiley=music-smiley-023.gif] [smiley=clap.gif]
yeha just passed 100 posts

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by nOrKAy on Dec 2^nd, 2005, 8:00am

Congratulations Davie! Keep that fingers goin'! ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 3^rd, 2005, 6:32am

pic of my family...taken last september at my brother-in-laws wedding.

from left to right.... me my wife my daughter and in front my son
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d52/daviefaescotland/THEMALLOYS.jpg

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by dOnUtz 9urL on Dec 3^rd, 2005, 9:34am

l think l need to join your class, davie ??? ::) ::) lol :P

But :o :o wow... u guys look great ;D ;D and even look cute wiff dose skirt hihi ;D
your dotty look pwetty, n d lil boy look soooo cute ;)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by MissFartyPants on Dec 3^rd, 2005, 11:05am

Did anyone mention something about a guy on a "skirt"? LOL.

Oh Man, you look brilliant on that kilt, and so does you son. (I hope you don't mind me intruding on the privacy of your blog). You have a beautiful family.

Say, Dave --- ya got any more pictures of men in kilts? ;D Post away, please! ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 3^rd, 2005, 2:04pm

on 12/03/05 at 11:05:17, MissFartyPants wrote:

tnx cathy...u welcome in my blog anytime lol
yeah i got more will keep them just for u ;)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 3^rd, 2005, 2:09pm

on 12/03/05 at 09:34:00, dOnUtz 9urL wrote:

l think l need to join your class, davie ??? ::) ::) lol :P

But :o :o wow... u guys look great ;D ;D and even look cute wiff dose skirt hihi ;D
your dotty look pwetty, n d lil boy look soooo cute ;)

will leave classroom door open for u beth ;D
tnx beth but not as pretty n cute as u ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by Gracia on Dec 3^rd, 2005, 3:07pm

Hi Davie....you've got a nice space here....sorry it took me so long to greet ya "warm welcome" for joining the forum and "congratulations" for that 100 posts....well anyway, you have wonderful family there and you look great as well ;D Keep it up!!!

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 3^rd, 2005, 4:48pm

on 12/03/05 at 15:07:11, Gracia wrote:

tnx for the welcome gracia.... ;D
put pic in... cause some ppl dont know what i look like lol...havent got mousetache now hehehe.

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by CooCHie on Dec 3^rd, 2005, 7:08pm

Just stopping by to say hi davie ;D ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 4^th, 2005, 3:56am

;)hi back at ya cooch ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by nOrKAy on Dec 4^th, 2005, 3:54pm

Davie
Awww, what a picture of you and your family. I'm so glad to see it. And the kilt, ;D .

God bless, Davie! :-*

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 9^th, 2005, 7:28am

My son was doin his modern studies homework,when he asked me to help him with this question.After reading his notes this is the conclusion i came up with,dont know lf its right or not but this is my interpretation of it.
The question was what is your interpretation of the phrase in the bible that describes God as an omnipotent and benevolent deity?

I understand the concept but there seems to be a contradiction.Contradiction is mans starvation,war,sickness,pain etc.
Terrible things happen in our world.human tragedy seems like proof that God could not possibly be both all powerfull and well meaning.If he loves us and has the power to change our situation.he could prevent it from happening wouldnt he?
So imagine you have a 8 year old son,you would love him and do everything in your power to prevent pain in his life.Would you let him skateboard knowing he could fall off and injure himself.As the childs father you would of course give him good advice on safety, but then let him go off and make his own mistakes and if he fell off and skinned his knee you would tell him to be more carefull.
So although you have the power to interfere and prevent your childs pain you choose to show your love by lettin him learn his own lessons,pain is part of growing up,its how we learn.

That was my interpretation of the question i hope its right or my son will get no marks.

Anybody else got any views on the question post away please ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by okasantina on Dec 9^th, 2005, 6:54pm

Davie ...knock knock...may i join in ure blog? :D I remember when i was in College we have this subject in Theodicy.. somewhat a Theology but that was when i was in 3rd year .... Wherein An omniscient, omnipotent, omni-benevolent God would not allow his beloved children to suffer, and certainly not as often or as intensely as they do. A good God would not permit evils to relentlessly afflict human life within His creation.

Its like .... supposed that the Gods have been wicked -- which sometimes provokes the response of punishing them in some way. God`s punishment ... like the calamities, hurricanes, typhoons..etc same as in ure 8 yr old kid...he may suffer from various difficulties..and as a father (Same as GOD) u may guide him not thoroughly helped him in many ways...ure kid must think and decide what is right and wrong...its some kind of a defense .... usually we can freely choose to improve our selves (souls) within a world that provides obstructions, pitfalls, dangers, temptations and so on.... In one way or another, all these suggest that an omni-benevolent God need not oppose the existence of any and all causes of human suffering. Instead, it is suggested that a perfectly good God will create the best of all possible worlds, (Like a perfect Father which can do anything just for his son`s sake ) and that the best of all possible worlds necessarily involves the existence of various types of evil. The freewill that we always excercise on our own is one way that GOD shows how he truly cares for us... These goods warrant the evils that they necessitate. So, upon careful analysis, we find that there is no inconsistency between the existence of the God and the presence of human suffering which tends to be the evilness because human suffering serves a central purpose in the best of all possible worlds. The purpose of us exisiting in this world has got something to do with the way we live in... Thats why we have our own knowledge to think what is bad and good...and when God tends to show the good one for sure there is the Evil to contradict... in this way there is the existence of power of will to ourselves...following the dicipline, awareness and control in thinkin good and reasonging the right one. :D

I used to date my prof in Theodicy during my college days thats why i had a grade of 1 that time eh ;D [smiley=oops.gif]

But i didnt know that in his age they can tackle those kinda serious subject...i wish ure son can understand it...cuz its truly complicated to discuss about GOD and EVIL ways...

babayyyyyy :)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 11^th, 2005, 10:45pm

;Dtina tnx for replin least i know i was on the right lines,hehe wasnt sure lol once again tnx :-*

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by okasantina on Dec 12^th, 2005, 4:36am

on 12/11/05 at 22:45:59, daviefaescotland wrote:

;Dtina tnx for replin least i know i was on the right lines,hehe wasnt sure lol once again tnx :-*

ure welcome Davie ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 17^th, 2005, 4:28am

what is love?

i would like to look at my wife/girlfriend and feel like it was like the first time we met.like love at first sight.and every time i see her, that it is that i am speachless and lost for words.and no matter how many people are in a room all you see is the person you love.no matter how loud a room is all you hear is her voice.even when they don't say a word.

to me that is what love should be about if only it stayed like that maybe the world would be a better place.

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by nOrKAy on Dec 17^th, 2005, 5:14am

Davie
Awww, awww ! What a thought of you about LOVE .Very sweet ! :)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 17^th, 2005, 10:41pm

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d52/daviefaescotland/TATTOO.jpg

MY TATTOO

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 17^th, 2005, 11:17pm

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

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Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 17^th, 2005, 11:40pm

Man in confession box:Father the other day i saw my wife bending over the freezer and i was so overcome with passion i had to take her there and then.
priest:My son,God forgives
man:So will i still be able to go to heaven?
priest:Well son,i think so.
man:Thats good,cause i certanly cant go back to the supermarket.

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Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by ChAntiQ of NarniA on Dec 18^th, 2005, 7:47am

Hi pakner ;D Just wanted to drop by and say you have a picture of a wonderful family. It's also nice to know men like you who are able to express what they feel inside through blogging. Have a wonderful day pakner! mwah

P.S. Nice kilts btw :P

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 19^th, 2005, 3:13am

on 12/18/05 at 07:47:49, ChAntiQ of NarniA wrote:

;Dthanks pakner [smiley=icon_drink.gif]cheers for that ;Dbig mwah back at ya

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by Wicked_Witch on Dec 19^th, 2005, 6:33am

You are such a sweet man, Davie ex :-*Your wife is very lucky to have met you. Btw, congratulations!! You made it to the Top 5 of the hottest male...you must be really hot!! [smiley=icon_drink2.gif] [smiley=icon_drink2.gif] [smiley=icon_drink2.gif]

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 19^th, 2005, 3:20pm

on 12/19/05 at 06:33:23, Wicked_Witch wrote:

edith you makin me blush here :Pmaybe someone should tell my wife how lucky she is edith [smiley=cat39.gif]
hehe yeah i did dont know how ex ;)yeah i'm that hot i'm on fire :P

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 19^th, 2005, 3:21pm

WHAT IS LOVE?

Passion, the feeling physically aroused and attracted to someone.

Passion is what makes you feel "in love" and is the feeling most associated with love. It also rises quickly and strongly influences and biases your judgment.

Intimacy, the feeling close and connected to someone (developed through sharing and very good communications over time).

Intimacy is what makes you want to share and offer emotional and material support to each other.

Commitment, pledging to your self and each other to strengthen the feelings of love and to actively maintain the relationship.

Commitment is what makes you want to be serious, have a serious relationship and promise to be there for the other person if things get tough.

Love at first sight

This is when we are overwhelmed by passion, without any intimacy or commitment (both of which take time). infatuated love :)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by dOnUtz 9urL on Dec 19^th, 2005, 8:16pm

wowieeeeeeee..... congrats davie, u made it yuhuuuuuu the top 5 of the hottest male [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=icon_dance.gif]

lets celebrate ;) thats known that ur wifey is sooooooo lucky to have u ;)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 20^th, 2005, 4:04am

on 12/19/05 at 20:16:10, dOnUtz 9urL wrote:

beth tnx i dont know how i'm just the joker in the pack ;Dafter all its just all a laugh [smiley=icon_dance.gif]
well thats how i'm takin it ;Dgood luck to who ever got through n i mean that....... maybe someone should tell my wife that beth hehehe

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 22^nd, 2005, 2:51pm

would like to wish everyone a merry xmas hope you all get what you asked for :-*
[smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=icon_drink2.gif] [smiley=music-smiley-023.gif] [smiley=musik006.gif]

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by Wicked_Witch on Dec 24^th, 2005, 1:29am

You're all I want for x'mas [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=grouphug.gif] [smiley=grouphug.gif] [smiley=grouphug.gif]Happy Holidays, ex :-*

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 24^th, 2005, 3:27am

on 12/24/05 at 01:29:50, Wicked_Witch wrote:

wrappin myself up in a big bow for u to unwrap ex ;D [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=sweetheart.gif]
on my way ;) [smiley=iloveyou.gif] [smiley=icon_drink2.gif]

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by Gracia on Dec 24^th, 2005, 3:34am

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
(sing it Davie} ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by dOnUtz 9urL on Dec 24^th, 2005, 10:25pm

a wonderful christmas for you davie ;) hope in the new year your smile will be cuter n cuter ;)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 26^th, 2005, 12:18pm

on 12/24/05 at 03:34:27, Gracia wrote:

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
(sing it Davie} ;D

;Dsalamat gracia hehe been singin song in my head since u posted it ;Dmerry xmas gracia :-*

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 26^th, 2005, 12:21pm

on 12/24/05 at 22:25:56, dOnUtz 9urL wrote:

a wonderful christmas for you davie ;) hope in the new year your smile will be cuter n cuter ;)

thank you beth ;Dhad a very merry xmas [smiley=cat39.gif]always save my cutest smile for you beth ;)merry xmas beth :-*

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by Justine on Dec 27^th, 2005, 8:24pm

Hiya Davie, hope your Christmas was spent well. Now that it's over, I'm wishing that its spirit continue to live within you. You're one of the nicest guys in AC1, never involved in troubles, no fuss and nice to everyone. Stay cool and sweet :-*

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 28^th, 2005, 2:39am

on 12/27/05 at 20:24:25, Justine wrote:

aww just thanks very much ;Dur one of the sweetest girls in the room ,and u make me laugh with your witty comments,pls dont change :-*

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by CooCHie on Dec 28^th, 2005, 5:11am

Happy Hannukah Davie...Sorry miss to stop by and taste some cookies and milk. I got stuck at the chimney and cant get down to get them. ;D ;DHope you have a great and prosperous NEW YEAR!!! ;D ;D :) :)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Dec 28^th, 2005, 6:38am

on 12/28/05 at 05:11:17, CooCHie wrote:

aww cooch if i'd known i'd have widened the chimney
[smiley=cat39.gif]hope ur new year will be as good as mine lol cooch :-*

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by dOnUtz 9urL on Dec 31^st, 2005, 5:07pm

:) HAPPY NEW YEAR DAVIEEEEEE :)

wish you all happiness in life, all the love, joy, peace, prosperities, grace, be with you and your family this coming new year.
all the best for you davieeeeeeee :) :) :)
cheers 8)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by okasantina on Dec 31^st, 2005, 9:19pm

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Happy New Year!!! Davieeee!!!! Wishing you all the best in this world....!!

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Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Jan 18^th, 2006, 2:59am

i'm back ;Dsorry wasnt postin but was busy at work lol

had to get rid of these thoughts runnin around my head before i forgot them.

Your smile awakens my soul
as the sun awakens the day
a kiss and my life is yours,
seems a fair price to pay.

Your touch arouses my senses
as the moon arouses the night
hold me and you will win me forever,
in your arms you make all things right.

Your heart endures all emotions
as the sky endures the stars
love me and we will have eternity,
for there is no love greater than ours.

:)for all the ladies :)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Jan 19^th, 2006, 2:51am

:)Love starts with a smile ;Dgrows with a kiss :-*and ends with a tear :'(

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by nOrKAy on Jan 19^th, 2006, 9:56am

on 01/19/06 at 02:51:45, daviefaescotland wrote:

:)Love starts with a smile ;Dgrows with a kiss :-*and ends with a tear :'(

Awww, Davie. :) But I hope it's a tear of joy. ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Jan 27^th, 2006, 1:45am

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Jan 27^th, 2006, 2:02am

WHATS IN A KISS?

Sixty percent of blokes kiss because they feel that they ought to,not because they want to.
Woman adore kissing and being kissed.
Chaps go through the motions at the start of the relationship,just to get themselves past first base.
Once they've had access to the ladies important little places,the kisses and smooches evaporate.Men are goal orientated .To them kissing is an irritating distraction from their final goal.
Woman wallow in the intamacy of a kiss which if delicated executed,can be so much more erotic than rumpy pumpy itself.
Note to the gents-try it. You might like it.And if you dont,she'll love it so much a few fringe benifits might come your way. ;)
So lads pucker up close your eyes and enjoy. ;D

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by Wicked_Witch on Feb 10^th, 2006, 5:27am

Here's a kiss for ya, ex :-*..that's wet and sloppy ;)Happy Valentines. I can't wait to celebrate our first anniversary! Hehehehe!

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by daviefaescotland on Aug 3^rd, 2006, 2:29pm

cough cough splutter splutter aint half dusty in here

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by okasantina on Aug 4^th, 2006, 7:50am

on 08/03/06 at 14:29:50, daviefaescotland wrote:

cough cough splutter splutter aint half dusty in here

Awww davie....did u take ure medications??? been so long u havent posted here eh...wish your feeling ok now...get well soon davieeee :( ;)

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by nOrKAy on Aug 4^th, 2006, 5:41pm

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b234/kriswen/cooltext21276300.gif

Davie,
No worry, I have always kept your corner dust free. So, light up your light and you'll see it's all clean. I'm glad you're back, at least I won't need to keep checking if it's dusty or not. ;D

Welcome back, neighbor! :-*

Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by Wicked_Witch on Oct 18^th, 2006, 9:37am

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Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by okasantina on Dec 31^st, 2006, 4:13am

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! SCOTTIE!!! :) :) :)
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Title: Re: Ramblings of a mad scotsman
Post by dOnUtz 9urL on Jan 25^th, 2007, 3:04pm

splutter splutter davie ;D ;D ;D
How are you davie cutie ? ;) ;)
It's been dark but comfy down here under your cute skirt hihihihi....
well dont want a torch though, cuz u always turn it off before you gave it to me hahaha.... :D ;D :D

Mewwy kwismes and happy new year davieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my skirtieeeeeeeeeeee :)