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(Message started by: Cheezy on Sep 12^th, 2005, 7:22am)

Title: REPARTEE
Post by Cheezy on Sep 12^th, 2005, 7:22am

Nancy Astor: Winston,if I were married to you,I'd put poison in your coffee.

Churchill: If I were your husband,I'd drink it.

- Winston Churchill

Woman: You must talk to me,Mr Coolidge.I made a bet today that I could get more than two words out of you.

Coolidge ( who was noted for his taciturnity): You lose.

-Calvin Coolidge

Title: Re: REPARTEE
Post by Sweet and Sour on Sep 22^nd, 2005, 1:14pm

Someone: Have a nice day!
Another: Thank you but I have another plans.

~Paul Fussel

Kennedy: How did you like the article about you in the
New York Times this morning?
John Kenneth Galbraith: I object the Times describing me
as arrogant.
Kennedy: I don't see why.Everybody else does.

~ John F.Kennedy

Title: Re: REPARTEE
Post by okasantina on Aug 4^th, 2006, 10:03pm

When the physician said to him, "You have lived to be an old man," he said, "That is because I never employed you as my physician."

Pausanias (lived 5th century BC)
Greek general, 479 BC.