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Title: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by mylane on Sep 14th, 2004, 10:31am What would you do if you led a succesful revolution and took over a country? post away! ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by killerabbit on Sep 14th, 2004, 11:01am If I became dictator?I would try and write down everything my boss told me as quickly and as efficently as possible.Got to be quick to be a dictator. ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by chelle on Sep 14th, 2004, 11:40am i declared chelle law (insted of martial law) as i cant be imelda marcos buyin shoes as im the dictator lmao [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=crazysmile.gif] sorry u guys im too forward hahahhahah ah what the hell |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by mylane on Sep 14th, 2004, 10:42pm on 09/14/04 at 11:01:52, killerabbit wrote:
tatay, the thread is not in careers and crafts category.... :P ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by mylane on Sep 14th, 2004, 10:51pm If I became a dictator of PI. - Salvage/torture Fidel Ramos and Mike Arroyo. - Mysteriously salvage some durty politicians and high- ranking criminals - Exterminate corrupt officals - Restructure the school system according to my ideal. - Me on the 1000 peso billl ;D - Build palaces for my frends...lol |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by teagirl on Sep 15th, 2004, 3:16am on 09/14/04 at 22:51:26, mylane wrote:
We're friends, arent we, MyGirl?? ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by teagirl on Sep 15th, 2004, 3:33am IF I BECOME A DICTATOR ~Handwashing with water and antibacterial soap will be the ABSOLUTE law. ~A citizen is required to read at least 10 books/year. ~Declare my birthday a holiday. ~Cebuano will be the national language but English will be the medium of instruction. ~Education will not be a privilege for the few but an obligation for all. ~Brainless noon time shows are prohibited. ~Viva HotBabes or whoever aspires to be one will be hogtied and shot @ Rizal Park. ~Wazzup, Wazzup hosts will be imprisoned for a maximum of 10 years with no parole. ~Philandering husbands will have their penises cut by a dull knife with no anesthesia. ~Free internet 24/7 |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by thebeast on Sep 16th, 2004, 8:11pm I would issue everyone a gun and advise them to stick their heads between thier legs and kiss their ass goodbye. ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by norkay on Sep 16th, 2004, 9:48pm Hmmmm....i would let everyone who hates me and those i hate to be killed so that i'll only be filled with love. ;) |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by gracia on Sep 20th, 2004, 3:13am if i'll be come a dictator these are my solemn vow: 1. i would say......when business begins friendship ends....everyone should pay tax. 2. to those who have many must share....i have to request every citizen to submit their assets and liabilities...must be check too if its correct or not....any hidden assets confiscated will be confiscated by me. 3. Liquor and cigarettes and unhealthy beverages will be the most expensive thing..expensive than diamonds..so to lessen the the number of drunkards and chain smokers. 4. beauty products like clinique, victoria secret and other expensive ones..must be reduce to lower price that even the poorest of the poor can afford...so no more ugly filipina like me. 5. for the corrupt officials..they can still do their business..but i have to make sure, i can corrupt more than them. 6. no more night life for the military 7. i'll demand closure to all bars/karaoke/disco pub all over philippines... 8. adultery cases, separation, annulment is prohibited. whoever decided to marry..must marry for life or be feed to the lions. 9. Everyone must work....no more unemployment problem. 10. Foods must be the cheapest..so everyone can eat and no beggars be found on the street. ohh geeze.......in implementing those i must transfer my brain to mah azz. |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by mylane on Sep 20th, 2004, 5:00am on 09/15/04 at 03:33:37, teagirl wrote:
damn, I forgot to declare my b-day as holiday. Or maybe I will declare a whole month of May as holiday in respect of my b-day. Quote:
yay! pastilan! My mother will be your number one supporter. Quote:
I totally agree 100% please include the directors, managers and producers as well. ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by mylane on Sep 20th, 2004, 5:03am on 09/20/04 at 03:13:11, gracia wrote:
damn gracia, I'm glad your not a dictator or else I'll be killing myself because of this law. ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by Hernando on Sep 20th, 2004, 9:28am 1. Start an incentive-based eugenic breeding program. If my new country isn't already ethnically heterogenous, encourage immigration of desirable types.;) 2. Start a national communications program that would give every citizen a cellular phone with wireless internet. 3. Build my own harem. ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by gracia on Sep 21st, 2004, 4:06am Quote:
My the message there is choose wisely ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by kim on Nov 19th, 2004, 10:48am First I would submit every single corrupt government official to a firing squad... THen replace them with young idealistic and people that would held me start the new government... Second, I would stop giving houses to the quaters because it is not my job to feed and house them.... You'd relocate them and give them houses then they would just sell it and squat un another area so that they can be relocated again!!!! Damn ingratas! They are known as the profesional squatters... third I would put a big fund on reasearch for beter crop production and other income generating projects so that one day the philippines can be a self sufficient country that no longer has to borrow money from other countries... fourth i would cut down that salaries of the GOCC directors and remove the pork barrel of congress... I'll post more when i think of other things to do ;) Oh and by the way... VOTE FOR ME ON THE NEXT ELECTION ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 19th, 2004, 11:01am teach everyone to love one another because we are all humans and are striving to me become btter then the next generation |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by kim on Jun 9th, 2005, 3:09am IT would be a nice idea to be a dictator right now.... A dick-tator? :o ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by Wicked_Witch on Jul 26th, 2005, 4:54am on 09/14/04 at 22:51:26, mylane wrote:
Give me the whole Palawan Island pls, Mymy ;D |
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Title: Re: What would you do if you became a dictator? Post by Wicked_Witch on Jul 26th, 2005, 5:04am Damn!! You all seems blood thirsty and fun loving dictators!! If i become a dicatator... the first thing im going to do is to ask for a share of all the wealthy filipino citizen. Then using that money, I will create a job for everyone according to their knowledge or trade. I will order to shoot all drug dealers, imprison all drug users. Sex offenders if found guilty would be subjected to humiliation by parading them naked around their community. I will build more school houses and require all children to be in school (there would only be one uniform for the whole nation so there will be no descrimination). And lastly, I will hire a computer geek to build me a state-of-the-art computer that will make it possible for me to monitor all the goings-on in my country from where I am. ;D |
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