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Title: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Nov 23rd, 2006, 2:39pm Does your body have arthritis? Is your hair turning gray? Do the wrinkles on your aging face feel like they've come to stay? When your husband turns the heat up and you are still cold, remember these are just some signs that say, You're getting old. Your grandchildren are getting older and their birthdays you forget, and you wish that you could subtract twenty years from a body that just wants to sit. Does your body do one sit-up that stays with you all day? Half in the morning when you get up and the other half when you're in bed to stay. The clothes you had when younger you can suddenly no longer wear. You try to put them on anyway, but all they do is tear. You walk to the bathroom to brush your teeth and find that they're not there. Your chest is going up and down and you have to try hard just to get some air. You try to stick to a diet and your food intake goes down. But, when you get on the scale, it shows you've gained two pounds. You decide to do some jogging, oh, say twice around the block. You set the alarm to time yourself and you get beat by the clock. When you mention 'Elvis' to someone and they say to you, Who's he? You tell them a famous singer and they say, Was he on your family tree? You decide to look for your glasses, so you can read in bed. You look all over the house for them and find they're on top of your head. When your best friend has a birthday, no matter what time of the year. Do you remember to send them a card, or a late one that says, I missed it. Oh, dear. Don't feel bad about growing older. We all have to do it someday. Even though old age is starting to catch up to you, don't let insulting birthday greetings get in your way... |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Nov 23rd, 2006, 2:40pm I HATE WHEN THEY USED TO GREAT ME WHEN MY BIRTHDAY COMES....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! IM GETTIN OLDER!!!!.......POST IT AWAY ....HE HE HE!!! |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Nov 23rd, 2006, 2:44pm YOU KNOW WHEN YOURE GETTIN OLDER......WHEN U FORGOT TO WEAR UR UNDIES......HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! IM GETTIN OLDER NOW!!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN...... Post by okasantina on Nov 23rd, 2006, 5:24pm on 11/23/06 at 14:44:42, bad_day_me wrote:
At least u have no gas pain .... lmao! ;D :P |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:31pm ;D ;D ;D You hurt your back while you were sleeping. Only old people can get hurt in their sleep... ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:32pm ;D ;D ;D Instead of going out and meeting REAL women you just stay home and whack off while watching porn sites on the web. ha ha ha!!!!! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:35pm ;D ;D ;D You prefer a box of chocolates to Hersheys. Only old people like to buy chocolates in a box and guess which one they might like my granny do that ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:37pm ;D ;D ;D You called the power company and asked them to check your meter, because the hot-water bill has been way too low... coz they dont take a bath more often ;D |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:40pm ;D ;D ;D You got cable for the weather channel (sometimes referred to as "Old Folks MTV"). ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:41pm ;D ;D ;D Your ears are hairier than your head. lmao.... ;D |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:43pm ;D ;D ;D You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there. ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:45pm ;D ;D ;D You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, and 95 around the golf course ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:46pm ;D ;D ;D Your knees buckle, and your belt won't. ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Dec 21st, 2006, 1:57pm ;D ;D ;D you forgot to wear clothes...., http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k285/tzsigane/oldmansmcostume.jpg |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by bad_day_me on Dec 21st, 2006, 2:09pm ;D ;D ;D when you started to compare your pictures from your younger age to your previous picture.... http://URLhttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j260/jsenters/Funny/men.jpg |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN...... Post by Gracia on Oct 8th, 2007, 8:18am when you try to act young and your age is far from it. |
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Title: Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE GETTING OLDER WHEN....... Post by mrs_nj on Dec 18th, 2008, 3:56am when you are having memory lost...forgetting your password, phone numbers...what you need to do & so on. |
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