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(Message started by: tarantada on Feb 26^th, 2004, 11:40pm)

Title: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by tarantada on Feb 26^th, 2004, 11:40pm

Madd and Mylane went to a fair. Mylane was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," Mylane said. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your husband ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

Madd and Mylane agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to Mylane, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave woman."

"Maybe so," said Mylane, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my husband fell out."

;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by tarantada on Feb 26^th, 2004, 11:42pm

Madd comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for.

He answered, "I want to kill my wife."

"I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide."

Madd reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife, Mylane.

The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by ReeBop on Feb 26^th, 2004, 11:58pm

hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhhahahahahha

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by madd on Feb 27^th, 2004, 7:18pm

hahahahahahahahahaha
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by mylane on Feb 27^th, 2004, 10:27pm

lol..i think i should be the one buying cyanide to kill matthew lol ;D

nice one tarantada ;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by madd on Feb 27^th, 2004, 10:30pm

nah mylene, i'll be gracious and save the cyanide for you. ;D

i'll even put it in your food ;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by tarantada on Feb 27^th, 2004, 10:48pm

okie all for a good laugh ;D

Letter explaining why Mylane stole Madd from his ex!

To Madd's ex,

I am not surprise or wander why Madd leave you. Why?

What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Madd only use me to his toy but sooner an! d later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Madd say he could not stand you're habit of always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought your the most preetiest girls he knows about.

What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?

Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names ether in the front of Madd or in the backs of Madd, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't! have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl.

Shame to you're body that is to a SUMO WRESTLER. You can't not blame Madd for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like ANDRE D GIANT IF she is a girl.

Love,
The Sexiest Girl of PI
Mylane

P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Madd want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me. There you go.

hehehehe ;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by mylane on Feb 29^th, 2004, 10:28am

Mylane: Slapped Madd

Mylane: Who's that tarantada in you dreams?

Madd: Thats the name of my BET horse.

NEXT DAY...Mylane slapped madd again.

Madd: why?

Mylane: Your horse called.

hehehehe;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by coochie_baby03 on Mar 2^nd, 2004, 10:19pm

Madd went to Philippines. The jeepney driver drop him off by mistake in the flea market. As he was walking along the alley, he saw one vendor selling his male chicken or another word cock...so Madd stop for a moment to ask how much the vendor is selling for...the vendor then reply.."Oh I m selling this cock for 500 pesos Joe"..So Madd reach out and handed the vendor 500 pesos...Madd start walking with one hand holding the cock. ;D A few minutes after, his eye catches something spectacular looking.. So as he came near to another vendor, he sees this female chicken...another word in french is poulet ( pronounce pull it)..so again he asks the vendor how much he is selling..the vendor reply 600 pesos senior..then madd paid the vendor and start walking again with his poulet on one hand while his other hand still holding the cock. ;D..then all of a sudden he sees this donkey being drag by his owner..So as you expect..Madd had to ask why the guy is having a hard time with the donkey...Then the owner said that he is trying to sell his donkey....so Madd think for a second and said to himself."what the heck I can use a donkey with this walking i have been doing"...so he asks how much the guy is selling for..however, the owner said to madd that there is a slight problem with the donkey..so Madd asks " what is the problem" The owner replied " well, first of all you have to call this donkey by its name, which is ass" Second, he has the habbit to stop in the middle of the road so you have to scratch his back." So Madd said back " No problemo I can deal with that" so he paid the owner 12,000 pesos . While Madd is dragging ass with his handful, ass suddenly stopped in the middle of the road...Luckily Mylene happen to pass by Madd...so Madd ask Mylene politely " Miss can you do me a favor?" Mylene replied.."Mr. Joe what can I do for you?" Madd answered " Well, can you hold my cock and poulet (pull it) while I scratch my ass?"....guess what mylene did to Madd!!!!! :P :P ;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by tarantada on Mar 3^rd, 2004, 4:04am

hey coochie, i don't wanna guess, you know mylane can have some violent reaction, i can imagine. hahahaha :D

here for more of madd and mylane jokes

Mylane accompanied Madd to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called Mylane into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim." If you can do
this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, Madd asked Mylane .

"What did the doctor say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.

;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by mylane on Mar 3^rd, 2004, 10:06pm

lol coochie and tarantada :P

this is getting to far....now im gonna post maddmadden naked picture here ;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by madd on Mar 3^rd, 2004, 10:10pm

yuck, thats gross mylene.

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by mylane on Mar 3^rd, 2004, 10:19pm

i saw the video of William Hung, the one that auditioned in the American Idol.

Now, I can't stop thinking Matthew doing the SHE BANG song and dance ;D

http://202.90.141.17/files/movies/WilliamHung.wmv

check that out ;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by madd on Mar 3^rd, 2004, 10:23pm

you really have wayyyyyyy too much time on your hands

:D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by Slayer on Jul 26^th, 2004, 11:26am

A couple Mylane and Madd decided to go to
Trinidad for a long weekend
to thaw out during one particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the
very same hotel where they spent their
honeymoon 20 years ago.

As both had jobs, they found it difficult
coordinating their travel
schedules. It was decided that Madd would fly to Trinidad on a
Thursday, and Mylane would follow him
the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, Madd checked
into the hotel. In his room
there was a computer, so he decided to send Mylane an e-mail back in
Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left out
one letter in her address,
and sent the e-mail without realizing
his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her
husband\'s funeral. The
dearly departed was a minister of many years who
had been called home to
glory following a heart attack. The widow
checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon
reading the first message,she
fainted.

The widow\'s son rushed into the room, found his
mother on the floor, and
saw the computer screen which
read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I\'ve Arrived.

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They
have computers here now
and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved
ones. I\'ve just arrived
and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to
seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful
as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down
here!

;D

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by mylane on Jul 29^th, 2004, 7:03pm

lol nice one slayer ;D

ahihihihi ;)

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by kianna_andrea on Sep 15^th, 2004, 8:59am

on 07/26/04 at 11:26:05, Slayer wrote:

How come I just read this now? THis is really funny. [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] Good one Slayer.

Title: Re: Maddmadden and Mylane Jokes
Post by Fallen on Apr 30^th, 2006, 1:31pm

Hahahahahahahahahaa ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Who Has The Longer ID? Me Or Mylene?
Post by killerabbit on Jan 2^nd, 2004, 12:24am

Mylene is the only one so far whose ID is almost as long as mine :P

Title: Re: Who has the longer ID?Me or mylene?
Post by mylane on Jan 2^nd, 2004, 12:43am

hahahha...wabbit :P

i didnt know ur thinking about whos who got the longer id me or u? ;D

well actually i been making a new id since last year but yahoo wont permit me...oh well :-/

so far so good this is the longest id that i got....but if yahoo will permit me i want to make another id such as

hunnybunnywunnyfilledwithsugarandcoatedwithjellybelly ;D

anyway for some info guys:

all my id has their own story...lol ;D

Title: Re: Who has the longer ID?Me or mylene?
Post by killerabbit on Jan 2^nd, 2004, 10:52pm

YOU must explain goldie and sappy to me :PI gots to know ;D

Title: Re: Who has the longer ID?Me or mylene?
Post by capricorn1971ad on Jan 3^rd, 2004, 6:29am

ummm.. actually, to be technical, i think caseys ID she used when i first met her was longer than either, never spent the time counting the chracters though...

Title: Re: Who has the longer ID?Me or mylene?
Post by coochie_baby03 on Jan 4^th, 2004, 10:47pm

;D ;D ;Dwabbit who cares about who got the longest id...what you got is the most important....can I peek..hehehehe ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Who has the longer ID?Me or mylene?
Post by killerabbit on Sep 11^th, 2004, 1:35pm

yes you may coochie dearest ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Who Has The Longer ID? Me Or Mylene?
Post by Fallen on Apr 30^th, 2006, 1:27pm

Size Doesnt Matter People say ;D

Title: What Should We DO Wiff MYx2 (Mylene)
Post by JINX_x_JINX on Jan 12^th, 2004, 8:00pm

this topic is what ya think of MYx2 for starting a New Topic n Not Posting on it ... :P :P :P

fo me ... let me spank her a$$ for giving us all the HOT TOPIC and just using it for her BOOKS References :D :D :D :D :D :D :P

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by madd on Jan 12^th, 2004, 8:04pm

Well she's just trying to learn things from others. It's when she starts asking about pregnancy that you need to start worrying. :D :D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by mylane on Jan 12^th, 2004, 8:08pm

waaaaaaa..... :'(

why is it always have to be me? ;D

u guys starting to sounds like my momma...lol :'( ;D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by madd on Jan 12^th, 2004, 8:10pm

Cause you always start trouble ;D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by JINX_x_JINX on Jan 12^th, 2004, 8:42pm

way to go mad

post it everyone ... :D :D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by JINX_x_JINX on Jan 16^th, 2004, 7:55pm

on 01/12/04 at 20:10:30, madd wrote:

Cause you always start trouble ;D

dont worry mad yo , myx2 partner in crime anyway :P

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by thebeast on Jan 16^th, 2004, 10:51pm

Personally, I think mylene is the most mule headed lady I have ever chat with. She always says how everyone sounds like her mommy. Well maybe her mommy needs to take her to the wood shed and spank her little bottom. ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by mylane on Jan 18^th, 2004, 9:32pm

beast! hahahahahha...

that would be all thank you ;D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by madd on Jan 24^th, 2004, 10:22am

Well she is shy you know. ;D ;D ;D

So go easy on her. :D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by capricorn1971ad on Jan 24^th, 2004, 6:18pm

i think ti would be more fun just to spank mymy anyways.. skip the mom..

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by madd on Mar 2^nd, 2004, 8:17pm

can we trade her? :D :D

;D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by mylane on Mar 2^nd, 2004, 8:18pm

trade me?

heck no!!! I'm shy :-[

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by madd on Mar 2^nd, 2004, 8:21pm

you are not shy.

if you are shy then you are not female :P

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by mylane on Mar 2^nd, 2004, 8:23pm

female?

but i'm a special female. I'm half gay and half autistic. :-/

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by madd on Mar 2^nd, 2004, 8:25pm

and don't forget, half nuts too

;D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by mylane on Mar 2^nd, 2004, 8:28pm

ok ok ok ok

half gay and 1/4 autistic and 1/4 nuts...now are u satisfied? :P

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by madd on Mar 2^nd, 2004, 8:32pm

no you're not full, you're only 3 halves. :P

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by gracia on Mar 3^rd, 2004, 8:44pm

madd...i can see that mylene will easily bend on ya! well not a bad sign though. ;D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by mylane on Mar 3^rd, 2004, 10:21pm

gracia, i bend easily if the price is right. ;D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by killerabbit on May 6^th, 2004, 4:40pm

I say give her to the killerabbit ;DI likes to pway...lol [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=whip.gif] [smiley=whip.gif] [smiley=heartbeat.gif]

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by okasantina on Oct 10^th, 2004, 1:32pm

nothin as in nothin ::) ::) ::) ;D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 29^th, 2004, 11:11pm

lets all gte together and spank her ass

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by theragon on Dec 3^rd, 2004, 1:26pm

I want to know why she has to know every guys shoe size??
Whats that got to do with anything?? ???

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by okasantina on Dec 3^rd, 2004, 4:13pm

on 12/03/04 at 13:26:37, theragon wrote:

I want to know why she has to know every guys shoe size??
Whats that got to do with anything?? ???

hahahah thera...it has something to do with...guys .... ;D "feet" of course! LMAO! ;D ;D

Title: Re: What should we DO wiff MYx2 (mylene)
Post by theragon on Dec 10^th, 2004, 1:07pm

on 12/03/04 at 16:13:04, okasantina wrote:

hahahah thera...it has something to do with...guys .... ;D "feet" of course! LMAO! ;D ;D

:o "feet" or "inches" ;) this is all sooo confusing