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Title: Yikes.. Post by Stonser on Jul 14th, 2004, 11:26am WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - HUSBAND: "Sh*t." |
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Title: Re: Yikes.. Post by mylane on Jul 14th, 2004, 12:07pm hahhahaha....a lefty bitch huh ;D |
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Title: Re: Yikes.. Post by gracia on Jul 21st, 2004, 3:24am Son: Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad: Yes son? Son: (crying) Dad: Why are you crying? Son: Our neighbor did not invite me to lunch, they're giving free lunch over there. huhuhu Dad: Which neighbor? The one who's father died? Son: Yes, u got it right Dad: Nah it's okay, just eat your lunch there, there's fish, vegetables, help urself. Son: NO Dad, I'll revenge!!! Dad: (shocked) What will u do? Son: When u die Dad... i wont invite them too! |
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Title: Re: Yikes.. Post by killerabbit on Aug 27th, 2004, 10:48am Man is approached by Police."Sir We found the man that stole your wallet.But before we apprehended him he had already used your credit card.Do you wish to press charges?"The man said "No let him keep it....he was spending less than my wife anyways":P |
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