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(Message started by: isseymiyake on May 3^rd, 2005, 12:55pm)

Title: VIRUSES OF FAMOUS NAMES
Post by isseymiyake on May 3^rd, 2005, 12:55pm

The George Bush Virus -causes your computer to keep looking for stored data of mass destruction
The John Kerry Virus - stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen but never grow
The Ronald Reagan Virus - saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
The Clinton Virus - gives you a permanent Hard Drive with No memory.
The Al Gore Virus - causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
The Bob Dole(a.k.a.Viagra) Virus - makes a new Hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - takes all the memory out of your computer then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - ternminates some files, leaves, but will be back.
The MIke Tyson Virus - quits after two bytes.
The Ophrah Winfrey Virus - your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - disks can no longer be inserted.
The Michael Jackson Virus - only attacks minor files.
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy then discards it through Windows

;Dsmile be happy
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Title: Re: VIRUSES OF FAMOUS NAMES
Post by mylane on May 18^th, 2005, 5:59am

nice one mikey ;D

Title: Re: VIRUSES OF FAMOUS NAMES
Post by Fallen on Apr 30^th, 2006, 1:25pm

Very Funny Mik ;)