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(Message started by: andee on Aug 14^th, 2005, 8:03am)

Title: Why Men Die First
Post by andee on Aug 14^th, 2005, 8:03am

Why men die first is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but now we know...

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist;
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there's never any time for her;
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism;
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment;
If you keep quiet its male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp;
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist; If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert; If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist; If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain;
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something;
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself; If you aren't you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired;
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

HENCE

Men die first because they want to...

Title: Re: Y men dy 1st is a Q dat hs g0n unansrd4centuri
Post by Wicked_Witch on Aug 15^th, 2005, 3:42am

Now andee...you see why women are greater creature than men? It's coz men are inferior creatures!![smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]

Title: Re: Y men dy 1st is a Q dat hs g0n unansrd4centuri
Post by earthlingorgeous on Aug 15^th, 2005, 12:36pm

That is why men and women are two different creatures...lol
Men are from Mars and women are from Earth!!! lol

I agree witchy women are the greater creature than men... But well women are just too nice to let their men think they are ... We are the princess they are our slaves ;D

Title: Re: Y Men dy 1st is a Q dat hs g0n unansrd4centuri
Post by andee on Aug 15^th, 2005, 7:53pm

Witchy and earthling ... when did I say men are not inferior or they are not from Mars ... I trust women on everything they say ... afta all all of us men are from women too ... but one thing surely surprises me ... why do women go all the way up to MARS to reproduce [smiley=icon_thanks.gif] [smiley=iloveyou.gif] [smiley=drummer.gif] [smiley=popcorn.gif] [smiley=sla.gif] [smiley=party2.gif] [smiley=party3.gif] [smiley=whip.gif] [smiley=huepfend003.gif] [smiley=huepfend003.gif] [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif] [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif] [smiley=huepfend003.gif]

Title: Re: Y Men dy 1st is a Q dat hs g0n unansrd4centuri
Post by andee on Aug 16^th, 2005, 2:19pm

this is really tragically humoristic ... 11 views and only 2 replies :'(

Title: Re: Y Men dy 1st is a Q dat hs g0n unansrd4centuri
Post by mylane on Aug 16^th, 2005, 2:31pm

men can live with them, cant live without them...

women can live with them, cant live without them...

same same for both genders ;D

Title: Re: Y Men dy 1st is a Q dat hs g0n unansrd4centuri
Post by Wicked_Witch on Aug 16^th, 2005, 4:18pm

Andee, that's coz no egoistic males would dare argue with us women on this subject. They know that we are always right whatever we say. [smiley=icon_dance.gif]

Title: Re: Y Men dy 1st is a Q dat hs g0n unansrd4centuri
Post by earthlingorgeous on Aug 22^nd, 2005, 2:47pm

on 08/15/05 at 19:53:39, andee wrote:

because its hot in mars ... and women love to travel ... haha!!!

men have to agree with us or outside the "kulambo" you men go [smiley=roll.gif]

Title: Re: Y Men dy 1st is a Q dat hs g0n unansrd4centuri
Post by andee on Aug 22^nd, 2005, 4:12pm

daughter (mymy) n Witchy ... ur replies were great ... i aint sayin nothin in reply of em ... but earthling has started scarin me :-X ... Y is it that everyone is scarin me with all HEAT(ed) topics ... mommy save moi .. [smiley=bigcry.gif] [smiley=bigcry.gif] ... i guess i am the wrong guy to start such a THREAD [smiley=oops.gif]

Title: Re: Why Men Die First
Post by Fallen on Apr 30^th, 2006, 1:30pm

They Cant stand women anymore thats why [smiley=omfg.gif] [smiley=omfg.gif] [smiley=furious3.gif] [smiley=furious3.gif] [smiley=furious3.gif] [smiley=furious3.gif] [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif] [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif] [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif] [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif] [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif]

Title: Re: Why Men Die First
Post by Wicked_Witch on May 1^st, 2006, 8:03am

Still you would do everything to please women, fallen ;)

Title: Re: Why Men Die First
Post by Fallen on May 7^th, 2006, 10:26am

Always at ur services Ms witch :)

Title: Re: Why Men Die First
Post by okasantina on Sep 27^th, 2006, 7:24pm

on 05/07/06 at 10:26:43, Fallen wrote:

Always at ur services Ms witch :)

:o >:( :P ;D

Title: Re: Why Men Die First
Post by bad_day_me on Jan 22^nd, 2007, 2:06am

;D ;D ;D
maybe they've been cursed!!! thats why they die first!!! ;D