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(Message started by: isseymiyake on Aug 16^th, 2005, 11:43am)

Title: Cyber Kiddo...
Post by isseymiyake on Aug 16^th, 2005, 11:43am

One day, a boy, rose in a computer-professional
Info. Tech. family, asks his Dad, "Daddy, how was
I born?"
His Dad thinks for a while, sighs and replies, "Ah,
my son, I guess one day you would have to find
out anyway! "

"Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together
in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and
we met at a cyber-cafe. We entered into a secure
folder, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it
was too late to hit the Delete button.
Six weeks later, your Mom sent me an instant
message saying that her operating system was
showing signs of unauthorized program activity
from a self extracting file which had implanted
itself in her operating system.

Then, nine months later, a little Pop-Up appeared
and said: >'You've Got Male'!"

Title: Re: cyber kiddo...
Post by mylane on Aug 16^th, 2005, 2:25pm

nice one....hahahha ;D

Title: Re: cyber kiddo...
Post by andee on Aug 16^th, 2005, 2:25pm

juz one thing to say ... if it was really a self-extracting file ... it should be converted into a physical virus and used as sprinkled powder over condoms ... that ways it will make intercourse safer and no more cesarean sections required ... n i kno ... I will loose a lotta clients ... coz i am a medical transcriptionist ... i wont get any more LTCS, or pregnancy reports to type [smiley=huepfend003.gif] [smiley=sla.gif]