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Title: KIDS Post by dandpatta on Jan 5th, 2006, 9:21am Kid - Mommy when is Dad comin' home? Mommy - he'll be here in an hour half hour later Kid - Mommy when is dad comin' home? Mommy - half hour later dear. 15 mins later Kid - Mommy when is dad comin'? Mommy - he'll be here in just a few mins.. just be patient 10 mins later Kid - mommy dad's not home Mommy - I TOLD YOU TO BE PATIENT he will be home. Dont u bug me Kid - Mommy ? I am not sick. And I dont want to be a patient and I am not going to be big buggy to you |
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Title: Re: KIDS Post by Fallen on Apr 30th, 2006, 1:22pm Little Johnny Stands Up A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" |
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Title: Re: KIDS Post by Fallen on Apr 30th, 2006, 1:22pm Mounted Cop There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. ''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!'' The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.'' To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.'' |
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Title: Re: KIDS Post by Fallen on Apr 30th, 2006, 1:23pm The Definition of A first-grade teacher asks her students to give her a sentence with the word fascinate in it. A little girl stands up and says, ''Walt Disney World is so fascinating.'' The teacher says, ''No, that's not correct. I said, fascinate.'' Another little girl stands up and says, ''There's so much fascination when it comes to sea life.'' The teacher again says, ''No, the word is fascinate.'' So a little boy in the back of the room stands up and says, ''Well, my sister has such big boobs that she can only fasten eight of the ten buttons on her shirt.'' |
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Title: Re: KIDS Post by okasantina on Nov 8th, 2006, 3:50am on 04/30/06 at 13:23:38, Fallen wrote:
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