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Title: Bill Gates... Post by ReeBop on Aug 15th, 2007, 11:39pm I saw this again on Slashdot, and thought it would be good to tell again.... Bill Gates arrives at Heaven's gates and St. Peter tells him that he really doesn't know what to do with Bill. "I mean on one hand you've helped get computers into many homes, but on the other hand you released Windows. I'll give you the choice, heaven or hell?" Bill thinks about this and asks to be shown both places to make an informed decision on the matter. And so Peter takes him to heaven, replete with clouds, angels, harps and what not. Bill barely manages to stifle a yawn before St. Peter takes him to hell, a fabulous beach with babes playing around. "I've decided I want you to send me to hell," Bill announces. So a few weeks later St. Peter looks up Bill to see how he's doing. Gates is strung up against a cave passage somewhere, demons all around him whipping and branding him. "And Bill, enjoying yourself?" Bill grimaces and says: "This isn't what you promised me!" "Ah," says St. Peter, "you're right. That was the demo." [smiley=cat39.gif] |
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