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(Message started by: kimmy_baby01 on Feb 1st, 2004, 11:38am)

Title: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Feb 1st, 2004, 11:38am
how many times have you faked an orgasm... and why??  ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by keensryche on Feb 1st, 2004, 1:00pm
;D ;D LOL  ;D ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by gracia on Feb 4th, 2004, 7:31pm
ohhhh!!!!

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Feb 5th, 2004, 12:29am
ok since no one wants to start admitting... lemme strat.... before i use to fake it most of the time.... but since i got older n WISER  ;D i always make it a piont that i wont have to fake anything... if he sucks in bed i'll tell him  :D :D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by mylane on Feb 5th, 2004, 12:46am

on 02/04/04 at 19:31:28, gracia wrote:
ohhhh!!!!


ahhhhhhh...lol ;D

i wanna know how kimmy fake her orgasm? ;D

details pls :D


Title: Re: how many times....
Post by bige on Feb 5th, 2004, 10:39am
:P :P :Pkimmy see my tongue you won't have to worry about faking it lololololololol

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by badfurball on Feb 6th, 2004, 1:26am
i have faked a few times but don't tell anyone

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Feb 10th, 2004, 5:27am
shit bad how does a guy fake an orgasm anyways??? i know its easy for girls  :P

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Mar 2nd, 2004, 3:48am
even if you are bored of "ALL ABOUt SEX" then i'd better answer your question mymy  :P...

How do i fake an orgasm??? ITs simple.. you just get frisky n start saying "oohhhh yessss baby i'm cumming"  ;D even if you are bored as hell :)) then after that wait for him to cum then say "damn that was great honey"  ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Hernando on Mar 2nd, 2004, 4:01am
kimmy baby, if I'm your man, You don't have to worry about faking your orgasm. I'll make sure to give all the multiple orgasm that you can get, even it will cost my own life...lol ;D.

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Mar 7th, 2004, 10:01pm
thanks a lot hernando  ;D ok you can call me at 1-900-kimmy  :P

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Hernando on Mar 9th, 2004, 10:15am
your such a tease kimmy baby. give me your real number  :-*

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Mar 9th, 2004, 8:40pm
hhmmmm come to think of it i dont know you herardo  :P you ever chat in ac1??

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Hernando on Mar 11th, 2004, 9:26am
again let me correct you, not herardo but hernando. you need some glasses baby  ;)

yeah i been there once, thats why i got the link of this site :)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Mar 22nd, 2004, 8:08pm
ok hernando  :P I am guessing that you've just been in ac1 once coz if you've been there more often you'de see me there  ;D :D.... anyways... how come you havent called me yet???  >:( ;D :D ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by okasantina on Apr 12th, 2004, 12:32pm

on 03/02/04 at 03:48:37, kimmy_baby01 wrote:
even if you are bored of "ALL ABOUt SEX" then i'd better answer your question mymy  :P...

How do i fake an orgasm??? ITs simple.. you just get frisky n start saying "oohhhh yessss baby i'm cumming"  ;D even if you are bored as hell :)) then after that wait for him to cum then say "damn that was great honey"  ;D



Hahahaha this makes me laugh so hard....but kimmy...if u fake it .... that means bored and ure DRY right??? LOL!  ;D

SO how can i fake mine ??? if im always WET! LOL! i wish i could fake it sometimes....hahahhahah...geeshh..shut up Tina :-X


Title: Re: how many times....
Post by deerhunter74105 on Apr 12th, 2004, 5:29pm
good greif cuzzzz ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Apr 14th, 2004, 2:51am
tina have you ever been a situation where the guy got ya ll wet but cant finish you off??  ;D thats the time for you to either tell him he's not doing the right thing or just fake it  ;D

and what ever happened to hernando? i'm not finished with him yet  ;D :D ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Apr 25th, 2004, 9:46pm
ok this one has 103 ppl who had viewed this forum but no one wants to share what on their mind. what are you guys chicken???

every single girl i know has faked it once or twice  ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by okasantina on Apr 25th, 2004, 10:42pm
Im not chicken kimmy  ;D ;D

I juzt dont know how to fake it eh ::) ::) ??? ;D



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Title: Re: how many times....
Post by okasantina on Apr 25th, 2004, 10:46pm

on 04/14/04 at 02:51:10, kimmy_baby01 wrote:
tina have you ever been a situation where the guy got ya ll wet but cant finish you off??  ;D thats the time for you to either tell him he's not doing the right thing or just fake it  ;D



Yez i had that zcene b4..zo what i did iz...i didnt fake it zo i continued it myzelf hahahhahah LOL! ;D :o ::)

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Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Apr 27th, 2004, 1:49am
woohoooo tina!!! well as i have said i used to fake it. now, if the guy is no good i take control of the situation myself  ;D then it will turn out better for both of us  ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by okasantina on May 9th, 2004, 1:43am
A HOLE IN TWO!

I was amazed to find out from an article on orgasms and firgidly that not many women know that at certain timez, or maybe everytime they have seX,  the peniz actually enterz the urethra and not the vagina (were not young here ok? to uze thiz words...So be mature and no malice plz!) ;)..... Anyway back to my topic.... Can a man's peniz enter either of the two w o knowing the difference?? :o  Can side effects occur since the urethra is not designed for SeXual intercourse?  What happenz to the sperm that enterz to the urethra???  ::) ??? ::)

.........I think therez an anzwer for thiz???....i better research on thiz LOL! ;D


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Title: Re: how many times....
Post by deerhunter74105 on May 9th, 2004, 3:02am
:o :o :owouldnt that be painfull cuz  i didnt think my penis would fit  in  a womans  pee hole :onot that im hung like a horse or anything  was just wonderin  cause my  x wife had to have her  pee hole  enlarged  she kept gettin  bladder infections  an i was there when the dr did that  with little tools  an she  said they hurt her so thats why that shocked me to hear that :o ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by thebeast on May 9th, 2004, 1:16pm

on 02/10/04 at 05:27:17, kimmy_baby01 wrote:
shit bad how does a guy fake an orgasm anyways??? i know its easy for girls  :P


I dont think guys fake orgasms. I dont think its possible. Y would a guy fake an orgasm. Listen if a dude is having sex and he cums he is having an orgasm. lol

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by thebeast on May 9th, 2004, 1:36pm
LOL tina the penis is inserted past the urethra. If sperm did go into the urethra thats some pretty dumb sperm. And no way for a penis to get into the urethra unless his penis is the size of a needle and then rod is right it would be painful. Just ask anyone about having a foley catheter inside their urethra it dont feel good. Very uncomfortable but u dont have to get up to pee u can pee whereever and when ever u want. I never had one myslef, but with a foley inside u it always makes u feel like u have to pee anyway. Its not very comfortable

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by thebeast on May 9th, 2004, 1:54pm
This reminds me of something i saw when i was observing at Parkland Hospital in dallas b4 i changed my mind to become a vet. I was in the emergency room on a friday night. It was the usual zoo there like every friday night i suppose. Any way the EMTs brought this drunk mexican dude in who was in a car accident. His car rolled 3 times was the information we got. Anyway any truama that comes into Parkland goes through the same routine. IVs for fluid, X-rays for any broken bones, and foley catheterization into the bladder to check for blood in the urine and NG(nose/gastric tube) to check for blood in the stomach or maybe if they need to get contrast down for a Cat Scan. Anyway this dude was a mexican he was drunk and didnt speak any english. And when the pretty nurse was cleaning or sterilizing his penis for catheter insertion he got a big smile on his face. LOL  He was enjoying the nurse cleaning his penis. But those looks of enjoyment soon faded to looks of horror when the pretty nurse inserted that tube into his urethra all the way into his bladder. All the people in there began to laugh. We felt sorry for the poor basturd but it was one of those kind of situations where u couldnt stop from not laughing. Anyway he was okay just a few scrapes and bruises. lol

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by okasantina on May 9th, 2004, 1:55pm

on 05/09/04 at 13:36:57, thebeast wrote:
LOL tina the penis is inserted past the urethra. If sperm did go into the urethra thats some pretty dumb sperm. And no way for a penis to get into the urethra unless his penis is the size of a needle and then rod is right it would be painful. Just ask anyone about having a foley catheter inside their urethra it dont feel good. Very uncomfortable but u dont have to get up to pee u can pee whereever and when ever u want. I never had one myslef, but with a foley inside u it always makes u feel like u have to pee anyway. Its not very comfortable



Now im confuzed! :o  A man may not know the difference right? (though that seemz highly unlikely) but she sure will, and i would imagine the kicking and screaming will be sufficient warning to stop whatever it is he is trying to do...LOL! :o  The urethra is a hole big (and small) enough for urine to pass through (out of the body).  The vagina is a space that is big enough for a peniz and a baby right?  In addition to the physical difficulty of tryin to ram a peniz through the urethra, there is the pain and discomfort way before then that will make this an impozzibilty...... ahhhhhhh ic!!!! :o

I got it now Joel....hahahhhahha ;D ;D ;Dgeezh!
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Title: Re: how many times....
Post by mylane on May 10th, 2004, 8:57am


now we're talking science!!! ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by okasantina on May 10th, 2004, 10:51am

on 05/10/04 at 08:57:12, mylane wrote:
now we're talking science!!! ;D



I love science cuz ezpecially thiz subject.....LOL! ;D ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on May 18th, 2004, 1:51am
food for the thought.. I know a girl who always fakes her orgasm coz she never reaches it... THen her bf once banged her doggy way with his fingers in the pooper whole  ;D... she said that was the first time she has ever had an orgasm  ;D ;D ;D

this is not me ok ppl  ;D i got a tatoo on my butt that says no entrance ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by need4speed8dalejr on May 18th, 2004, 7:18pm
Shhh Kimmy!!!

Don't give away our secretz!!  ROFL :o

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Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Jun 22nd, 2004, 5:13am
told ya thats not me.... i like the doggy but i dont like it in the pooper  ;D ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by need4speed8dalejr on Jun 22nd, 2004, 9:18pm
Kimmy,

Where do ya live?...Cause I wanna come over and demonstrate and/or learn a few things from ya, and maybe I can teach ya a thing or two as well. ;D **Hmmm...I can wish can't I??**

Kimmy baby, my dear...Stick my Mole in your ----   ROFL Ohh Dear! [smiley=mole.gif]

:-* **Kiss Kiss ** :-*

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Jun 30th, 2004, 1:26am
need i told ya i got a tatoo that says no entrace  ;D you'd have to tie me up n gag me before you could do that  :P

Title: orgasm or afking it
Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 8th, 2004, 11:15pm
lets hear it girls are u true of faking it

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Freeflow on Nov 16th, 2004, 10:25am
;) i found this topic interesting.. behave a bra collector entered in here

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Freeflow on Nov 16th, 2004, 10:27am
;D well i got a tatoo also down there it looks like just a little point when it is in normal status... try to understand who can watch it in its full size ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 16th, 2004, 11:22am
well dont fake it u shouldnt have to if the or she is goin well

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by okasantina on Dec 1st, 2004, 6:17am

on 11/16/04 at 11:22:48, nelson3082000 wrote:
well dont fake it u shouldnt have to if the or she is goin well



okokok! sometimes we do  ;D depends on the mood u know...cant elaborate it now..too much complicated ...MEN will sureli get upset by this LOL!

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by nelson3082000 on Dec 1st, 2004, 6:53am
well u can fake it as long as it feels good

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Dec 6th, 2004, 9:26am
heck i've faked it so many times before... men think that they are all knowing and so damn good but the fact is they dont really know how to please a girl... I've been with guys who has the "sex machine" reputation but failed bad on pleasing me  ;D ;D... whos fault is it? Mine or his? answer is both... moral of the lesson... do not brag about how good you are in bed unless yuo know for a fact that you are... i hate guys who brag and then ends up being a sissy when it comes to the actual...  ;)... This serves as a warning to all the guys who has been telling me how good they are in bed... Keep in mind that you can only please me if you are better than me... Am i good in bed? i dunno... ask my ex bfs  ;D ;D ;).... ok after this comment i'm headed to the government and politics thread.. bwahahaha  ;D ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by mylane on Dec 6th, 2004, 11:03am

on 12/01/04 at 06:53:39, nelson3082000 wrote:
well u can fake it as long as it feels good


errr....why fake it if it feels good? logic err?

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by nelson3082000 on Jan 22nd, 2005, 6:28am
thats right it should feel good so u shouldnt fake it and if it doesnt tell him

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Apr 13th, 2005, 7:10am
thats just it... you dont have to fake it if it feels good but unfortunately there are some just who sux so much in bed that i'd be better off masturbating on my own  ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Christian on Jun 16th, 2005, 11:09am
i know some people here said that its impossible for guys to fake it....and that only girls fake it etc. but thats actually wrong...i have faked it a few times before, and i am a guy.... its actually quite easy... i can give instructions but i dunno if i should reveal the secrets to the girls.....they might catch on, haha

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Norkay on Jun 16th, 2005, 1:21pm

on 06/16/05 at 11:09:44, Christian wrote:
i have faked it a few times before, and i am a guy.... its actually quite easy... i can give instructions but i dunno if i should reveal the secrets to the girls.....they might catch on, haha


Christian,do you mean you can be hard even if you're just faking it ??? Uh oh....I don't think that's possible. I believe girls can fake and pretend they're having orgasm even if they are not actually having,by moaning,saying the man's name or whatever way they act to pretend while waiting for the man to finish. I really think that the only time a man can have orgasm is when he is feeling hot and horny, and that's  the only way he can be hard,because they say that even if I hold a man's cock if he doesnt have the feeling, his "junior" won't get hard.

So,if a man gets hard, that means he is going to have an orgasm (if he gonna do "it") and not  just a fake one.But Christian, if you really can make it hard without feelings, please explain,I want to know.LOL.

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Christian on Jun 16th, 2005, 4:10pm
haha no youre thinking in the wrong fashion......i could become hard but still not want to have sex...does that make sense? think about that for a sec...
to fake an orgasm... i would just put her into the doggie position, and then pretend im about to finish, pull out....and spit on her back ... haha ;) its kinda crude, but if you women think you're the only ones that fake it.. be surprised, us men can be crafty too.... sometimes after having 5 or 6 orgasms, i dont want another one, but i could still be hard.... so i faked it~~

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Norkay on Jun 26th, 2005, 6:04pm

on 06/16/05 at 16:10:47, Christian wrote:
haha no youre thinking in the wrong fashion......i could become hard but still not want to have sex...does that make sense? think about that for a sec...
to fake an orgasm... i would just put her into the doggie position, and then pretend im about to finish, pull out....and spit on her back ... haha ;) its kinda crude, but if you women think you're the only ones that fake it.. be surprised, us men can be crafty too.... sometimes after having 5 or 6 orgasms, i dont want another one, but i could still be hard.... so i faked it~~


I still don't understand Christian,LOL. Well, maybe you didn't want sex from the start, but when you are tickled,LOL, you eventually get the feeling of wanting it since you said you get hard. I dont really understand how could you say you faked it when you said you are hard. Do you mean that you can be hard even if you dont have the feeling? Because I thought man can't get hard unless they are tickled or aroused.  :P

LOL.Sorry, I'm so inquisitive about this. :P

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Christian on Jun 26th, 2005, 9:21pm
haha noo, you're wrong...just because a man is hard doesnt mean he wants sex, this is a common misconception... the first ever male rape case proves this...a man was tied down and a woman had sex with him, even though he was aroused, he didnt want sex but his body wanted it.... the mind and the body are two separate things, once you can separate the mind and the body, you are on the road to sexual enlightenment~~~ haha  :P

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Norkay on Jun 27th, 2005, 6:31am


:-[ :-[ :-[ [smiley=icon_worship.gif] [smiley=wall.gif] [smiley=icon_worship.gif] [smiley=wall.gif] [smiley=icon_worship.gif] [smiley=wall.gif][smiley=icon_worship.gif] [smiley=wall.gif] [smiley=icon_worship.gif] [smiley=wall.gif] [smiley=icon_worship.gif] [smiley=wall.gif]    But thank you Christian.  ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by rocky610 on Jun 27th, 2005, 9:01am
Christian,  doggie style and then spitting on her back,  that is too funny.  I love it.  The problem is when you need to wear a comdum and they check it after,  by the way  kris, sometimes when guys are really drunk they can get hard and still not cum or it really takes a long time, especially with a condum on.  But these days you always need to have a condum.

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Christian on Jun 27th, 2005, 9:59am
a lot of girls use the pill i've found....but thats not hte case for one night stands obviously, heh, so the "houdini" as my friend calls it still works.... ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by rocky610 on Jun 27th, 2005, 10:12am
well I am in china now so always condums, but the houdini really works every time?   I will remember it.  lol

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Norkay on Jun 27th, 2005, 12:07pm

on 06/27/05 at 10:12:09, rocky610 wrote:
well I am in china now so always condums.


What do you mean? Only when you're in China? Hmmm, I wonder what is the difference between the USA and China or Hong Kong.

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Christian on Jun 27th, 2005, 12:14pm
maybe the pill is harder to get in china? hmm shouldnt be though...you'd think they'd promote it for birth control, after all, they have a one child policy..... hmph!  i dunno, but i really disliked the condoms that were available in korea, the only comforatble and big enough one i could find was Benetton~~~ weird!

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by mylane on Jul 1st, 2005, 5:37pm

on 06/16/05 at 11:09:44, Christian wrote:
i know some people here said that its impossible for guys to fake it....and that only girls fake it etc. but thats actually wrong...i have faked it a few times before, and i am a guy.... its actually quite easy... i can give instructions but i dunno if i should reveal the secrets to the girls.....they might catch on, haha


first time i heard a man that fake his orgasm, I always thought that once a man cums then that is already an orgasm.

hmmmm ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Jul 5th, 2005, 11:34am
first of all i love that doggy n spit on the back thing  ;D...

when a man fakes an orgasm he just do almost the same thing say oohh baby i'm cumming but dont actually show it spitting out. When a man gets aroused he gets hard but taht doesnt mean that he will automaticaly have an orgasm. Sometimes he loses interest during sex and fakes it. One thing he could do is pretend that he's cumming and cover it with a blanket n pretend that he already finished n wipe it on the sheets  ;)...

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kate33410 on Jul 14th, 2005, 11:09am
man can fake an orgasm??.... if he's just fake , i think i should be about to feel it tho..... eventho he said "im cumming" but not spitting out...you can feel that muscle or vein or whatever pumping inside of you...wont you???  or is it just me?? :-/

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Wicked_Witch on Jul 15th, 2005, 3:24am
[quote author=rocky610 link=board=sex;num=1076650056;start=50#51 date=06/27/05 at 09:01:27]                                          sometimes when guys are really drunk they can  get hard and still not cum or it really takes a long time.

This is true. And sometimes they think they are doing a noble job waiting for the partner to cum first so they keep on pumping. Sometimes they forget that a woman needs more than just a hard "thing" and lots of pumping to make them cum. So its the time when I fake an orgasm to get him off of me coz it really gets tiring and besides, I know ways on how I can make myself cum  without him. [smiley=rock.gif] [smiley=furious3.gif] [smiley=furious3.gif]

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 22nd, 2005, 4:36pm
fake no way give the woman a good lick and and good sex and play and change and explore druing sex then ya learn all about each other and then why would ya have to fake it then. ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Wicked_Witch on Nov 24th, 2005, 1:25am

It happens, Nelson...that's why there is the word "fake orgasm". Maybe for men it's impossible. :PBut to us women sometimes incident happens like when a partner is too drunk to take "NO" for an answer. Or when we want to please a partner but we're not exactly "in the mood" but we just want to get it over and done with. No amount of licking and/or sucking or even foreplays can do the job. :P

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 24th, 2005, 9:06am
well fair enough but i never come across that i wouldnt do it why im drunk anayway, i like to be fully commited and ready to go always and then hopefully we both in the mood.

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by somebody on Dec 23rd, 2005, 6:17pm
Too many times to count. But I did it just to get it over with because I wasn't enjoying it.  I was young/stupid.  What could I say?  ::) I would never fake an O these days.  

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by blue_icey on Dec 24th, 2005, 6:51am
wow this is interesting.
oh damn, l dont count! but to be sure l dont fake it.

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by okasantina on Dec 28th, 2005, 6:37pm
countless ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Feb 28th, 2006, 1:10pm

on 12/24/05 at 06:51:32, blue_icey wrote:
wow this is interesting.
oh damn, l dont count! but to be sure l dont fake it.



Are you a girl or a boy?  ;D



Title: Re: how many times....
Post by feso on Mar 8th, 2006, 7:02pm
guys can fake it too...........jus ask me next time and ill show ya on the mic

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Mar 9th, 2006, 10:10am

on 03/08/06 at 19:02:50, feso wrote:
guys can fake it too...........jus ask me next time and ill show ya on the mic


OK lets set a date on this  :o ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by feso on Mar 9th, 2006, 6:45pm
lol  ;) ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Matthew on Mar 10th, 2006, 5:41am
I've "HEARD OF" a fake orgasm, but never actually seen one...

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Mar 10th, 2006, 6:01am
well the trick is not to fake it at all.... Tell your parter what you want and what you need in order to achieve an orgasm...  ;)

If you can't tell em then show em  ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Matthew on Mar 10th, 2006, 6:06am
kim is right....if you don't help the poor fool out you will be left responsible for finishing yourself.....

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Mar 10th, 2006, 7:05am
a guy once told me that what he fakes it but pretending to cum on the sheets while he covers his dickydoodle with it  ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Matthew on Mar 10th, 2006, 7:25am
kim....that is very sad

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Mar 10th, 2006, 7:41am
heck sad for him not me.. what the hell do i care if he fakes it or not? as long as he finishes me!  ;D ;D

JUST KIDDING!!!!! i dont do that to my man  ;D ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by feso on Mar 10th, 2006, 9:54pm
well look on the bright side kim......................at least u dont have to worry about the mess

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Matthew on Mar 10th, 2006, 10:21pm
Kim women can't fake an orgasm.....Men can tell when its for real.....but the truthfulness about how good it was, well, that's up to you.....(One of Men's great deep secrets.....I may be assasinated for telling you) [smiley=icon_thanks.gif]

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Mar 14th, 2006, 8:25am

on 03/10/06 at 22:21:51, Matthew wrote:
Kim women can't fake an orgasm.....Men can tell when its for real.....but the truthfulness about how good it was, well, that's up to you.....(One of Men's great deep secrets.....I may be assasinated for telling you) [smiley=icon_thanks.gif]


Trust me mat sweetie.... WE CAN AND WE DO FAKE IT....

We do it so as not to hurt the feelings of those poor unfortunate souls that has no idean what they are doing  ;D ;D ;D

I used to be an expert at faking it. But now i make it a point that he does it right  ;D ;)... It benifits both of us anyways  ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Matthew on Mar 14th, 2006, 9:12am
there are certain things that can be felt during the female orgasm...very very very specific things......the cervix has a specific reation to orgasm and I know what its doing all the time.... ;)...I had a couple of pretty seriously happinen relationships.....the sex....WHOA HELL YES BABY.....the actual relationship...well, they were pretty sellfish ..... :P

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Mar 14th, 2006, 9:19am
That can me faked too matthew  ;D ;D

TRUST ME ON THIS ONE OK?!?!?!?!  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Wicked_Witch on Mar 15th, 2006, 3:34am
Humnn...like the tightening of muscles around the weiner when the woman is about to cum,  Matt? But then, not all men are as smart as you, right kimmy? ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Mar 15th, 2006, 11:54am
Yep mama witchy...  ;D

Plus we can tighten and losen it just as easy as singing abc  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Matthew on Mar 15th, 2006, 6:28pm
The crvix does a very specific thing.....it moves outward into the canal and retracts....repedetly....it actually extends....I know what the other contractions are....besides I'm not done till she gets what she wants anyway...It's rude not finish a woman....In some cases (we've) been going so long we just come to a mutual agree ment to just rest a while because (we've) just run out from going all day...It doesn't always happen for me either, but I don't think its ever necessary to fake the funk :P

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Mar 16th, 2006, 7:58am

on 03/15/06 at 18:28:02, Matthew wrote:
The crvix does a very specific thing.....it moves outward into the canal and retracts....repedetly....it actually extends....I know what the other contractions are....besides I'm not done till she gets what she wants anyway...It's rude not finish a woman....In some cases (we've) been going so long we just come to a mutual agree ment to just rest a while because (we've) just run out from going all day...It doesn't always happen for me either, but I don't think its ever necessary to fake the funk :P



Mat honey you mean you actually beleive that you havent been with a girl who has faked it even ones? Now that interesting...  ::)

Sweetie lets just have one session and i'll fake it then you tell me if you notice it or not  ;D ;D ;D

JUST KIDDING!!!!!  ;D ;D :P

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by feso on Mar 21st, 2006, 6:12am
kim ur already lettin him know its gonna happen...........jus give him the session and see what he thinks at the end ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Mar 21st, 2006, 9:25am
feso  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well he wont believe me when i say "if a girl is good, you wont notice it if she is faking or not"  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by feso on Mar 21st, 2006, 4:56pm
exactly!!!!!...........jus make him think he was the bang diggy!!!!.......lol

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Wicked_Witch on Mar 22nd, 2006, 3:42am
where is matt now? ???

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Matthew on Mar 24th, 2006, 5:22am
Why need to fake....just keep at it right and there is no need....besides if you don't think it will happen for the 17th time in a day i understand.....it doesn't always work for me either after a marathon....but unless it's either number 57 or just a quickie there is an understanding that ii came there to do a job...i devote the time to her, i don't get selfish....you can try me out...fake it once,  and let me judge it.....then i will keep at it anyway...i want to see my outline in the sheets from your flow hun.....i want the woman to be pleased and enjoy her experience mot to feel like she's just there to make my day better, or feel as if she is obligated to be with me because of our relationship....i always allow her to initiate eveerything, that way I know going in she wants to finish this for her....and use me to do it...but in all fairness you can't cetect everything due to numbness and tricky women with great talent...but why mess around ...if i catch you faking i will make you have a real one real quick... ;D

In every relationship I have been sensitive to thier needs and when we would have sex it was becuase she wanted to share the feeling...But they key to having a woman achieve orgasm is to be in tune with her .....

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by feso on Mar 26th, 2006, 6:50pm
i think in order to give a woman an orgasm u gotta set ur mind on it..... u gotta want to give em an orgasm....u gotta set ur goal of achieving an orgasm on the side and freakin do all the tricks of the book to get this gurl to say......"damn feso rocked my world" or something.....u better freakin get ready to attempt for a long time with all the freakin body parts u can spare lol...hands, tongue,.........toes?.... if u fail after all of this....and she still fakes........ then u jus need to masturbate more or watch more pornos....or i dont know

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Wicked_Witch on Mar 30th, 2006, 4:43am
Oh my God!!!! [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by feso on Apr 2nd, 2006, 1:11am
IS IT TRUE OR NOT EDITH?

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Wicked_Witch on Apr 3rd, 2006, 4:14am

on 04/02/06 at 01:11:47, feso wrote:
IS IT TRUE OR NOT EDITH?


If she wants to fake it then she is prolly not in the mood and just want you to get it over and done with. So you better leave her alone instead of applying all the tricks you know.  [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] Because it is useless. She may reach orgasm but it will be forced...so not enjoyable.

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by feso on Apr 3rd, 2006, 6:37am
ive never heard of a women being forced an orgasm......i wonder how that feels for a women cause if a women tries and forces an orgasm on us guys.........if it gets erect then its not forced cause obvious u got erect.....kinda like a friend of mine that told me *keep in mind hes an idiot*....he told me he got raped.......and i freaked out but then he tells me "she raped me man!!".......i was like what the hell??......i asked him if she had a penis or what?....cause if he got erect its not rape that means he liked it.........i bet he jus made love with some disgusting gurl and he regrets it so he jus tells himself that to convince himself that it was rape......at the time we were discussing the whole rape issure

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by okasantina on Apr 3rd, 2006, 10:05am

on 04/03/06 at 06:37:25, feso wrote:
ive never heard of a women being forced an orgasm......i wonder how that feels for a women cause if a women tries and forces an orgasm on us guys.........if it gets erect then its not forced cause obvious u got erect.....kinda like a friend of mine that told me *keep in mind hes an idiot*....he told me he got raped.......and i freaked out but then he tells me "she raped me man!!".......i was like what the hell??......i asked him if she had a penis or what?....cause if he got erect its not rape that means he liked it.........i bet he jus made love with some disgusting gurl and he regrets it so he jus tells himself that to convince himself that it was rape......at the time we were discussing the whole rape issure


That made me laugh feso...LMAO! [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Apr 4th, 2006, 10:13am

on 03/24/06 at 05:22:27, Matthew wrote:
Why need to fake....just keep at it right and there is no need....besides if you don't think it will happen for the 17th time in a day i understand.....it doesn't always work for me either after a marathon....but unless it's either number 57 or just a quickie there is an understanding that ii came there to do a job...i devote the time to her, i don't get selfish....you can try me out...fake it once,  and let me judge it.....then i will keep at it anyway...i want to see my outline in the sheets from your flow hun.....i want the woman to be pleased and enjoy her experience mot to feel like she's just there to make my day better, or feel as if she is obligated to be with me because of our relationship....i always allow her to initiate eveerything, that way I know going in she wants to finish this for her....and use me to do it...but in all fairness you can't cetect everything due to numbness and tricky women with great talent...but why mess around ...if i catch you faking i will make you have a real one real quick... ;D

In every relationship I have been sensitive to thier needs and when we would have sex it was becuase she wanted to share the feeling...But they key to having a woman achieve orgasm is to be in tune with her .....


MATTHEW!!!! Dangit!!!! Well heck if ya do it
17 times in a day i bet you'll get a real orgasm... Coz if not then that would meant aht you are the worst lover there is!!!! I also liked it when you said "if i catch you faking i will make you have a real one real quick"... Yakinda gave me the idea that if i was your woman i'd let ya notice that i'm fakin it so that you can give me a real quick one  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by kim on Apr 4th, 2006, 10:21am

on 03/26/06 at 18:50:13, feso wrote:
i think in order to give a woman an orgasm u gotta set ur mind on it..... u gotta want to give em an orgasm....u gotta set ur goal of achieving an orgasm on the side and freakin do all the tricks of the book to get this gurl to say......"damn feso rocked my world" or something.....u better freakin get ready to attempt for a long time with all the freakin body parts u can spare lol...hands, tongue,.........toes?.... if u fail after all of this....and she still fakes........ then u jus need to masturbate more or watch more pornos....or i dont know


TOES? Dangit Feso how do you use your toes? ;D

Well first and foremost i think the guy should be sensitive to the woman's feelings...... He must know first if the woman wants to... uummm.... well... bang bang or not  ::). Because as mama witchy just said, women fake it coz they are not in the mood for sex and just wants to get it over with. So first ya have mo put her in the mood and if ya cant get her in teh mood then just dont force her at all  ;)

Title: Re: how many times....
Post by Wicked_Witch on Apr 4th, 2006, 6:31pm
by forced i mean the woman is not really in the mood but you still try to seduce her. And you know that when a body get aroused, the actual penetration will follow and she may reached orgasm. But what i am trying to say is that it will not be the same as when you started and you were both eager? If it happens to me, i will probably snap at the guy if he tries to touch me again after sex. But when I am in the mood, I will be inclined to cuddle up to him or fall asleep with my head on his shoulder and my arm across his chest. Know what i mean?



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