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(Message started by: okasantina on May 5th, 2004, 9:07am)
Title: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on May 5th, 2004, 9:07am
Here are zome dirty wordZ that i wanna share to yall..... ;D ;D


TA CO -  Female Genitalia :o

BLUE BALLS - The pain in a guy's testicles when he getz hard but doesnt ejaculate.  The medical term for blue ballz iz arousal-induced genital vascular congestion. ;D

more to come..........hehehe!


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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by mylane on May 6th, 2004, 12:21pm
Lets TALK durty...lol ;D

learn durtyness with okasantina ;D :P
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by keensryche on May 6th, 2004, 5:41pm
Don't forget "Pink eye"
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on May 6th, 2004, 11:58pm
hey whatz that pink eye???? ::) ??? Share it keen...LOL! ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on May 7th, 2004, 6:55am
OK  dale need thiz iz what ure waiting for... ;D

Helicopter - - Isn't that where you insert a remote-controlled toy helicopter into your wife and turn it on?  :o ;D  Don't do that. I've heard it can force air into the uterus and cause an embolism. Nahh.....I wasn't serious.

                *** it's woman facedown and ass-up, man in precarious (unstable)  push-up position with legs over her back, facing away from each other. Go nuts.  ::) [smiley=crazysmile.gif]


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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by ReeBop on May 7th, 2004, 7:44am
Tina, did I hear right that you were changing your ID to Ms_Kama_Sutra?  :D

I wonder if there is a position called the "JetSki".  I know that a position called "Six Flags Superman Roller Coaster" would be dangerous.  Too many derailments and injuries.  ;)

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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by keensryche on May 7th, 2004, 7:25pm
Pink eye - When a female get seman in her eye.
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on May 7th, 2004, 11:56pm
ahhhhhhhhhhh ic i didnt know that eh ;D



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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by need4speed8dalejr on May 8th, 2004, 12:36am
Wow...TINA...Yikes!!!

Sounds like quite a manoeuvre. I wonder how many kids with that  info. you just gave out are gonna try this move and end up in the hospital with some sort of fracture of the male member. [smiley=icon_dance.gif]

You know Tina, did you ever think about directing movies?? With moves like that, you should be able to market a work-out sex tape, along the same lines as "Tae-Bo".  Just get a few circus folk to help ya out with the moves, and voila..instant millionaire!! Think of all the couples out there who need some sort of visual aid in getting some of these positions to work.

I would personally like to direct your movie...seriously. This just might work!!! Crazier things have. Hmmm...Think about it.

And about the "pink-eye" thing. What do you call it when you shoot yourself in the eye? That happened to me one time...I pulled out of her and shot myself in the eye...dang that stung for hours!! LOL  I then took her out to eat...never laughed though my meal so much. All the while looking at her through a severely blood-shot right eye, half closed. What a crazy night that was. She then took me home and asked if she could try to get me to shoot my other eye. What a sweet girl. True story.

                         [smiley=freak.gif] That's me with the screwed up eye.
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on May 8th, 2004, 12:53pm

on 05/08/04 at 00:36:26, need4speed8dalejr wrote:
You know Tina, did you ever think about directing movies?? With moves like that, you should be able to market a work-out sex tape, along the same lines as "Tae-Bo".  Just get a few circus folk to help ya out with the moves, and voila..instant millionaire!! Think of all the couples out there who need some sort of visual aid in getting some of these positions to work.

I would personally like to direct your movie...seriously. This just might work!!! Crazier things have. Hmmm...Think about it.

And about the "pink-eye" thing. What do you call it when you shoot yourself in the eye? That happened to me one time...I pulled out of her and shot myself in the eye...dang that stung for hours!! LOL  I then took her out to eat...never laughed though my meal so much. All the while looking at her through a severely blood-shot right eye, half closed. What a crazy night that was. She then took me home and asked if she could try to get me to shoot my other eye. What a sweet girl. True story.

                         [smiley=freak.gif] That's me with the screwed up eye.



You know Dale it never reached unto my mind directing porn movies....hahaha you make me laugh here zo much! ;D Itz really funny huh! but itz not ! ngek! :-/ Its juzt all bazed on what i read and done...ngek!! ooopz! but i never tried it yet though LOL! however if that happen i would let you know....and maybe zurely ill be in the orthopedic that time...hehehehe! :P ;D

The pink eye is kinda gross....but i guess it happens zometimez .... hehehe! how can u control a squirting thang.....LOL! anyway... itS candidly purely uncontrollable event LOL! ;D
   


[smiley=fish.gif]wonder what he iz thinkin right now? LOL!
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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by need4speed8dalejr on May 8th, 2004, 1:12pm
Im thinkin'  I need to get some glasses.  8)

Maybe I could sell these glasses and market them for unsuspecting couples who, as a result of these dangerous "shootings", walking around, eyes half closed and blood-shot. Maybe even put some little windshield blades on the glasses to help with the vision. Maybe a little light too. Whatever gets the job done and helps to save people from this terrible accident that could of been avoided.

Well all I have to say for myself was this only hapened that one time, so I learned from my bad aim, and I pray it never happens again.   [smiley=cat39.gif]

LMAO....
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on May 8th, 2004, 1:15pm
BUahahhahahah Dale LMAO! Thatz a real laugh! ;D ;D



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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on May 8th, 2004, 1:34pm

on 05/07/04 at 07:44:41, ReeBop wrote:
Tina, did I hear right that you were changing your ID to Ms_Kama_Sutra?  :D

I wonder if there is a position called the "JetSki".  I know that a position called "Six Flags Superman Roller Coaster" would be dangerous.  Too many derailments and injuries.  ;)

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Ahemmm.....Mr. Ree...i  have no planz of changing my id az  Ms_Kama_Sutra! anyway who is that?? me dont know her... i heard about her...but i dont know what she does eh ::) ???
Well JETSKI??? i dont know that there is such a position called Jetzki...all i know is im half to die on a jetski w my cuzin chelle eh ;D... I think i need to make a research on that....hehehe! orrrr u better research it for me and for uz here....LOL! ;D ::)



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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by deerhunter74105 on May 9th, 2004, 2:31am
hmmmmmmmm   cuzzin  not what i expected  as a dicktionary but hey  we can work it :D


         but i dont know  no  dirty words :(i am a virgin ya know :Phahahahahaha  yeah right  well...................................cowboy is a good  one  its where the man  is  sittin  down an the woman  sits down on top facin away an she rides  him hard an fast wahoooooooooooooooooooo ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on May 10th, 2004, 9:30pm
Nice try cowboyyyyyyyy hehehe yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaa!!!! LOL! ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by need4speed8dalejr on May 10th, 2004, 9:55pm
Deer,

The real term for that position is called "Reverse Cow-Girl" That name was given to that position by members of the Adult industry. ;)

When the girl faces the guy it's simply called "Cow-Girl". I think because the girl is doing the riding. If it's a "Cowboy" then wouldn't that be two dudes?

Ohhh dear...That image just burnt my mind....and I must now go and watch some cute naked gals to forever erase that from my mind. Any gals with a cam wanna help me out??   [smiley=cat39.gif] [smiley=cat39.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by marleychelle on May 11th, 2004, 8:39am
hahahahahahahah awwwww boy girls and boy cow they all the same they got nipples

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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on May 11th, 2004, 9:06am
okkkkkkkkkkkkkk we already have the cowboy...the jetzki.... the helicopter....the pink eye!!! what elze next??? ??? ::) ;D ;D


JILL OFF - -  a new term for female masturbation, to correzpond with JACK OFF! LOL! :o

hmmmmmmmm ic ;D
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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by deerhunter74105 on May 18th, 2004, 12:20am
how  about the wheel barrow position???  never done it but looks  fun [smiley=moped.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Aug 18th, 2004, 10:24am
;D
on 05/18/04 at 00:20:11, deerhunter74105 wrote:
how  about the wheel barrow position???  never done it but looks  fun [smiley=moped.gif]




Wheel Borrow?? what is that... in a car?? LOL! need to have a research on that again ! hahahha ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by need4speed8dalejr on Aug 18th, 2004, 7:38pm

on 08/18/04 at 10:24:56, okasantina wrote:
;D

Wheel Borrow?? what is that... in a car?? LOL! need to have a research on that again ! hahahha ;D


Tina,
"Research"....is that what you call it?? I just call it practice ehh! [smiley=afro.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Aug 20th, 2004, 10:00am

on 08/18/04 at 19:38:05, need4speed8dalejr wrote:

Tina,
"Research"....is that what you call it?? I just call it practice ehh! [smiley=afro.gif]



Dale,
   Why have u tried it? i need to research it first b4 i apply it u know lol! ;D geesh...

Tina
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Aug 20th, 2004, 10:10am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/okasan/fi35bluewhlborrowback.jpg


THE WHEEL BORROW


***  As what i see in this picture..... hmmmm cant imagine what postion would that be>? LMAO!! hahahhaha ;D ;D ;D  I guess the woman needs some exercise there.... hahahahha!!!
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by need4speed8dalejr on Aug 20th, 2004, 6:35pm

on 08/20/04 at 10:00:48, okasantina wrote:
Dale,
   Why have u tried it? i need to research it first b4 i apply it u know lol! ;D geesh...

Tina


Yep, I have tried it. If that's the one Im thinkin' of. It's when the gal is on the bed on her stomach and the guy grabs her legs and pulls her almost off the bed and holds her legs for awhile until she wraps them around his waist. Do you see why the position is called the "wheelbarrow"? Because he is holding her just like he would be holding a wheelbarrow. That position gets tiring fast for the guy unless she has really really skinny legs.

LMAO here gang. [smiley=grin2.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Sep 20th, 2004, 10:53pm

on 08/20/04 at 18:35:31, need4speed8dalejr wrote:

Yep, I have tried it. If that's the one Im thinkin' of. It's when the gal is on the bed on her stomach and the guy grabs her legs and pulls her almost off the bed and holds her legs for awhile until she wraps them around his waist. Do you see why the position is called the "wheelbarrow"? Because he is holding her just like he would be holding a wheelbarrow. That position gets tiring fast for the guy unless she has really really skinny legs.

LMAO here gang. [smiley=grin2.gif]


Geesh...gettin hot in here ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by norkay on Sep 21st, 2004, 2:51am



OMG Dale :o :o :o....let me imagine how's that ::)
hmmm very clear explainations ;D ;)
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by nelson3082000 on Oct 27th, 2004, 7:09am
lets just have sex any position is good let me at her  ;D:D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Oct 29th, 2004, 11:43am

on 10/27/04 at 07:09:16, nelson3082000 wrote:
lets just have sex any position is good let me at her  ;D:D



::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Nov 2nd, 2004, 9:23am
HARD FACTS

    A woman has as much, if not more , erectile tissue as a man does.   But unlike his, hers is hidden from view --on her clitoris, labia, and the inner walls of her vagina.

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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 2nd, 2004, 10:16pm
wow will check that out and get back to ya oka
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by kim on Nov 8th, 2004, 9:37pm
can someone pls furnish me a dvd version of this thread? i thnk i'd like to view all the positions
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Post by deerhunter74105 on Nov 20th, 2004, 2:36pm
only if your gonna be the star  kimmy  baby ;D

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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 21st, 2004, 8:24am
can i volunteer with kimmy lolz
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Post by kim on Nov 22nd, 2004, 9:34am
Ok i'll volunteer  ;D who's gonna direct it?  ;D...
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Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:38am
ill star and direct
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Nov 22nd, 2004, 1:12pm

on 11/08/04 at 21:37:10, kim wrote:
can someone pls furnish me a dvd version of this thread? i thnk i'd like to view all the positions



Were still looking for the lead actor and actresses here kimmi babi ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by kim on Nov 23rd, 2004, 5:23am
Tina i volunteer to be the Lead actress.. Neson wants to star too... All we need now are a couple morw guys to make it more interesting....  ;D ;D

Is carpet burns in teh dirty dictionary?  ;D :P
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 23rd, 2004, 7:57am
what about leather burns form doin it in the car
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Post by okasantina on Dec 6th, 2004, 7:02am
Did someone ordered Sex on the Rocks?  ;D

    Goes like this...when the mercury's rising, the sexiest booty prop is ICE.  To start, give each other a cheap thrill by taking turns tracing a thin, cold line over each other hot spots  ;) - eyes closed.  Next, crunch a cube between your teeth until your mouth is frosty  :o .  Now, acclimateto the frisky freeze with a passion ate lip-lock before venturing into racier territory.  Brrrri-lliant, isn't it?  ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by kim on Dec 6th, 2004, 9:17am
bring on the ice!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Nov 17th, 2005, 7:27am

on 12/06/04 at 09:17:12, kim wrote:
bring on the ice!!!!!!!!!!



hahahha not so fast kimmy baby  ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by Wicked_Witch on Nov 28th, 2005, 4:57am

on 11/22/04 at 11:38:27, nelson3082000 wrote:
ill star and direct


No, Nelson, you star in it, I will direct.I am better at motivating people.  Maybe you can guide Kimmy better. I hope you are not a ham actor though! Hehehehe!Wonder who is taking care of the wardrobe for this movie? The thongs, the leathers, the whips?
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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by Nathy on Jan 5th, 2006, 3:54pm
What about Mr. Smile and Ms. Cheerful..

I believe that everyone knows about that huh?
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Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Jan 5th, 2006, 5:34pm

on 01/05/06 at 15:54:57, Nathy wrote:
What about Mr. Smile and Ms. Cheerful..

I believe that everyone knows about that huh?
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Why i dont know of that Nathy dear? :o
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by kim on Jan 10th, 2006, 9:22am
i dont thin that i know that too  :o

Some words i learned from my dear old ac1 friends are

Dick Slap (pardon me)  ;D
Camel toe
Taco sauce

i'll try to remember the rest so...

To be continued  ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Jan 11th, 2006, 9:19am

on 01/10/06 at 09:22:31, kim wrote:
i dont thin that i know that too  :o

Some words i learned from my dear old ac1 friends are

Dick Slap (pardon me)  ;D
Camel toe
Taco sauce

i'll try to remember the rest so...

To be continued  ;D



Elaborate how it goes kimmypot  ::) me dont know it eh  ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Jan 14th, 2006, 11:17am
[smiley=firejump.gif]How about the jug jug thang.... ::) ;D

Jug jug is the word like bang bang! it can go slow or even fast....Jug jug me will yah ::) :P ;D


lmao! [smiley=firejump.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Jan 14th, 2006, 11:23am

on 11/23/04 at 07:57:04, nelson3082000 wrote:
what about leather burns form doin it in the car


::) ::) ::) tell me nelson...whats that...me wanna know too! ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by astrobloke on Jan 14th, 2006, 5:32pm
Aussie slang for "doing it"
rooting, porking, boofing, bonking, banging, sinking the sausage.

slang for "doing yourself"

(male)
wanking, bashing the bishop, feeding the chooks, having a toss.

(female)
flicking the budgie
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Jan 14th, 2006, 6:48pm

on 01/14/06 at 17:32:29, astrobloke wrote:
Aussie slang for "doing it"
rooting, porking, boofing, bonking, banging, sinking the sausage.

slang for "doing yourself"

(male)
wanking, bashing the bishop, feeding the chooks, having a toss.

(female)
flicking the budgie



Thanks for a tremendous info u have there Astro dear lmao! ill try to use it for future references  ;D ;D  i need to flick the budge...hahahah is that correct....just practicing ;D ;D ;Djk
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by kim on Feb 24th, 2006, 1:54pm
Dick slap is when you slap the girl with your dickydoodle
Camel toe is a term for the kitty cat. Coz they say that it looks like a camel's toe
Tacos another name they call the kitty so taco sauce is the kitty cat's juice  ;D

other words are:
Pimp juice = cum
and the lates that i've learned is the australian kiss which as the person said was 69 because you are kissing down under  ;D Comment on this nelson?
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by Wing on Feb 25th, 2006, 6:27am
;Dok more terms for u ladys fur burger thats camel toe with hair  ever heard of the little man in the boat ? thats the clit in the taco  ;Di just heard these terms i don't know them or use them :D :D [smiley=angel.gif] [smiley=angel.gif] ore pie ,cherry for the virgins ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by Wing on Feb 25th, 2006, 6:36am
or snaper thats for the tight kitties or bearded clams :Dok i will stop now i could go on [smiley=oops.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by kim on Mar 10th, 2006, 9:20am
No pls dont stop... this is educational you know  ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by Matthew on Mar 10th, 2006, 10:40pm
Loosemeat Sandwich: (n). VAGINA
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Post by Matthew on Mar 10th, 2006, 10:41pm
Slapping the Ham: (v). Masturbating
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by nOrKAy on Apr 7th, 2006, 2:40pm

OMG, Matthew! LMAO. Are these words really in the DICtionary? Or in the DICKtionary? I came to find this topic because I wanted to ask something, only to find out some really new words. LOL.

By the way, can someone tell me what is tamod? LOL. This is Tagalog word, but sorry, there are still few Tagalog words that are new to me.  :-[

Thanks!
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by Wicked_Witch on Apr 8th, 2006, 5:13am

Quote:
By the way, can someone tell me what is tamod? LOL. This is Tagalog word, but sorry, there are still few Tagalog words that are new to me.  

Thanks!


That's our local term for "sperm cell", Kriss ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by nOrKAy on Apr 8th, 2006, 8:40am

Ah, Witchyyyyyyy! waaaaaaaaaaaaa, LMAO! My goodness, hahahaha!

OK, OK, thanchuuu.  [smiley=roll.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Apr 8th, 2006, 9:00pm

on 02/25/06 at 06:36:44, Wing wrote:
or snaper thats for the tight kitties or bearded clams :Dok i will stop now i could go on [smiley=oops.gif]



No moreeee moreeee plsssssssss  [smiley=huepfend003.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Apr 8th, 2006, 9:02pm

on 03/10/06 at 09:20:29, kim wrote:
No pls dont stop... this is educational you know  ;D



Yeah we need to start reviewing those terms yah know  ::) ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Apr 8th, 2006, 9:05pm

on 04/07/06 at 14:40:48, nOrKAy wrote:
OMG, Matthew! LMAO. Are these words really in the DICtionary? Or in the DICKtionary? I came to find this topic because I wanted to ask something, only to find out some really new words. LOL.

By the way, can someone tell me what is tamod? LOL. This is Tagalog word, but sorry, there are still few Tagalog words that are new to me.  :-[Thanks!



OMG [smiley=omfg.gif] This is so hilarius Krissy hahahah LMAO!  Its a new term of a drinking station! LMAO!  [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Apr 8th, 2006, 9:06pm

on 03/10/06 at 22:41:27, Matthew wrote:
Slapping the Ham: (v). Masturbating



Thanks for the infos Matt...just keep on cumin lol! [smiley=icon_drink.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by Matthew on Apr 18th, 2006, 8:54am
assatol....example:...she has no assatol
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by nOrKAy on May 2nd, 2006, 6:09am


What is assatol then?
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by Zed_Sg on Jun 28th, 2006, 7:25am
lol Krissy.....it means "no ass at all". ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by nOrKAy on Jun 30th, 2006, 4:53pm


Awww, Zed knows. I see. :P
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by thebeast on Jul 4th, 2006, 1:50am
We all know those little computer symbols called "emotions," where:
:) means a smile and :( is a frown.
Sometimes, these are represented by:
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass


(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) money coming out of his ass

(_?_) dumb ass



You have just been e-mooned!

Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by Wicked_Witch on Jul 5th, 2006, 11:01am
I wish I could add something here but I grew up in a convent. I was always surrounded by  naked priests and dirty words are not allowed. [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=spank.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Jul 5th, 2006, 11:21am

on 07/04/06 at 01:50:40, thebeast wrote:
We all know those little computer symbols called "emotions," where:
:) means a smile and :( is a frown.
Sometimes, these are represented by:
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass


(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) money coming out of his ass

(_?_) dumb ass



You have just been e-mooned!



That was too hilarius Joel..am sure ure learning something from chattin huh?? i know how much u love looking at those different kind of asses .... nyahahahhah! lmao! thanks for sharing it here.... ;) ;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by CeL on Aug 30th, 2006, 7:36pm
this is quite interesting.....its really SEXducational  ;) i need more info for my first nite hehehehehe
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Nov 8th, 2006, 3:47am
Just wanted to ask....what`s with the whip cream issue?? why everybody likes it? what pleasure a whip cream can do eh?  ::) ::)
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by astrobloke on Nov 21st, 2006, 7:11am

on 11/08/06 at 03:47:03, okasantina wrote:
Just wanted to ask....what`s with the whip cream issue?? why everybody likes it? what pleasure a whip cream can do eh?  ::) ::)


Dear Tina its about the removal of it by a tongue ;)
Personally I prefer honey as it takes a lot more licking to remove
;D
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by okasantina on Nov 21st, 2006, 7:29am

on 11/21/06 at 07:11:20, astrobloke wrote:
Dear Tina its about the removal of it by a tongue ;)
Personally I prefer honey as it takes a lot more licking to remove
;D



Hmmmm... [smiley=thinking2.gif] so that was it all about huh?  I have remembered one time...when my ex used to drink a lot...lol, told him, why dont u pour a sake on mine lmao!! so u can drink and sip it from there...hahahaha! that i might not get mad at yah for drinkin too much!  ;D ;D ... make sense right?  [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=spank.gif]
Title: Re: The Dirty DiCtIoNaRy!
Post by bad_day_me on Nov 24th, 2006, 5:10pm
dang bloody bro astro.... ur talking about the licky thing

haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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