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(Message started by: MissFartyPants on Jun 20th, 2004, 3:51am)
Title: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've done?
Post by MissFartyPants on Jun 20th, 2004, 3:51am
Come on folks, let's get this board on a roll.

Anyone wants to go first?  ;D
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by need4speed8dalejr on Jun 20th, 2004, 7:03pm
I think the topic of this thread is a little too general. Maybe a better title would be,

What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've done...and Where?

Cat, I couldn't help but notice you didn't start this thread off and post your Craziest Thing you have done... [smiley=laugh4.gif]

Hmmm...you pozt yourz....I'll pozt mine..ok? Deal? [smiley=deal2.gif]
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by MissFartyPants on Jun 20th, 2004, 10:11pm
That's the idea, Dale. It is a general question. I didn't realize I created this thread under this section ---

Why do I always have to go first? >:(  YOU on the other hand has yet to prove your "braveness".

Come on guys, we're all of legal age here, yeah? (Mimicking Ian Wright  ;D).

I'll post right after Dale.  8)  
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by need4speed8dalejr on Jun 20th, 2004, 10:49pm
Cathy...

I think that I will hold on to that info for my "Hotseat" session. Hehehehe [smiley=smile.gif]

Well, You started this thread Cathy....better fess-up and give us all the goods, even if that is only a couple of sentences.

** And Gals the Eye-Ball Gurls Night Out doesn't count!!** [smiley=afro.gif]
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by MissFartyPants on Jun 20th, 2004, 10:56pm
Party pooper! Grrrrrr

Oh well. I don't think I'll be as active here when the hotseat thing get started. Work is going to be crazy in the next few weeks.

I'm feeling pissy today. The mood doesn't favor the "naughty" side. Perhaps if you get me started, I will.

But if you don't want to, 'tis cool.





(Heck, I'm listening to Lover's Moon  :-/)
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Jun 22nd, 2004, 5:18am
hhmmm... i think i'll leave this one out for a while  ;D there are sooo many crazy things i've done in my life that to think of the craziest would need a lot of thinking... I'm not the moderator of "all about sex" if i dunno anything bout it right?  ;D ;)... gimme time to think n i'll post it afterwards  ;)
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by madd on Jun 22nd, 2004, 6:42pm
You know that tag on your mattress that says "Do not remove under penalty of law"?  Well I removed it.
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by Bite_Me on Jun 24th, 2004, 2:05pm
I did so many crazy and notty things. Let me tell you about my hair tales (lolz).

On my 27th bday, i shaved my head bald. I figured if i shaved my head i would look like Sinead O'Connor. Well i didn't so i grew my hair back.

Did i tell you people i hate hair? And i mean hair everywhere. I can't recall when exactly i declared a personal war against my hairs but i remember one day I  started plucking them one by one (shaving seems like mass removal, so it kinda feels impersonal). I started plucking "downstairs". It was fun for 2 minutes then i got my neck all stiff. I went back to shaving everyday.

In case you are wondering, no i haven't won the battle against my hairs but the fight goes on and one day, i'll succeed and be completely hairless.

Wish me luck.
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by thebeast on Jul 1st, 2004, 12:37am
I made love on the golf course and on the hood of my car are kind of naughty. At my high school reunion, I was reminded of how I was always in trouble for something and usually got my friends in trouble, but most of the time I didnt get caught. Craziest thing Ive done. I drove all the golf carts at the country club into the pond one night when a friend of mine and I got drunk one night. Yes same golf course I made love on, but two different times. I water skied in the irrigation ditches and almost killed myself. I paid a dude to take a crap in a dudes french horn. I didnt like him very much. The next day I heard that dude was blowing his french horn at band practice and no noise came out so he took a deep breath in and blew as hard as he could and a turd came out and landed at the band directors feet. I would of liked to seen that, but I never was in band. That was probably the biggest pratical joke I played on anyone. It was kinda that dudes own fault he shouldnt be leaving his french horn out of his locker during baseball practice.
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by killerabbit on Jul 1st, 2004, 9:39pm

on 06/22/04 at 18:42:09, madd wrote:
You know that tag on your mattress that says "Do not remove under penalty of law"?  Well I removed it.


Tell me you didnt:OOmy!I dont know if i want to be seen with you now:O
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by need4speed8dalejr on Jul 1st, 2004, 11:07pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/need4speed8dalejr/shave.jpg
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by MissFartyPants on Jul 5th, 2004, 4:58am

on 07/01/04 at 00:37:13, thebeast wrote:
I made love on the golf course and on the hood of my car are kind of naughty. At my high school reunion, I was reminded of how I was always in trouble for something and usually got my friends in trouble, but most of the time I didnt get caught. Craziest thing Ive done. I drove all the golf carts at the country club into the pond one night when a friend of mine and I got drunk one night. Yes same golf course I made love on, but two different times. I water skied in the irrigation ditches and almost killed myself. I paid a dude to take a crap in a dudes french horn. I didnt like him very much. The next day I heard that dude was blowing his french horn at band practice and no noise came out so he took a deep breath in and blew as hard as he could and a turd came out and landed at the band directors feet. I would of liked to seen that, but I never was in band. That was probably the biggest pratical joke I played on anyone. It was kinda that dudes own fault he shouldnt be leaving his french horn out of his locker during baseball practice.



I bet it would be so much fun hanging out with you while you were doing the pranks.   ;D  
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by kimmy_baby01 on Oct 5th, 2004, 10:29pm

on 06/22/04 at 18:42:09, madd wrote:
You know that tag on your mattress that says "Do not remove under penalty of law"?  Well I removed it.



NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! SON WHY DID YOU?!?!?!?!?! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?!?!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by okasantina on Feb 26th, 2005, 1:10pm
;D I had this hot theology professor. One night, i dreamt that we were having hot and heavy sex in a fancy hotel. When I went to class the next day, I was still on stuck on my teacher-student fantasy that i could`nt help but daydream during class about my professor being fully naked  :o , seducing me all over again...When he called my name attention and interrupted my wandering thoughts, I absentmindedly replied "Sir yes, Sir" In my most bedroommmyy voice  ;D . Geesh! The whole class laughed  :-/ ooops! ;D
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by kim on Apr 13th, 2005, 6:13am
tina i would have laughed my ass out if i was your classmate too  ;D

I was in a party at a friend'd house with a couple of my closest friends and my ex bf... being the only one int he group that can cook well i was incharge of the food. After a few shots of tequilla i found myself staring at my ex n imagining him carrying me to the counter top n doing it right there n then... MY ex saw me staring at him n gave me a naughty smile... I looked away n asked anyone if they wanted some ice. I stood up n went to the kitchen n jsut stood there for a while coz i had to get that damn image in my mind. I placed an ice cube on my forehead trying to cool down. Then i felt someone kissing me hard on the neck n realized that it was my ex... So the thing that i was imagining kinda came true but it was in the kitchen counter  ;D... After that day my ex n i went out for a few weeks but it didnt work out still. So he still ended up being my "ex"  :P
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by nOrKAy on Nov 11th, 2005, 2:25am


Winking at my crush , in person. LOL.  :P
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by Wicked_Witch on Nov 15th, 2005, 1:05am
I have a girl friend who is a very jealous person and she kept complaining that her bf is a womanizer. Why she put up with him always bugs me. The bf is also a friend of mine and we talked about the gf from time to time. He told me he loves her very much and he was just playing around till he get married. I asked him what he gets from those other girls that he can't get from the gf. He said the women he dates are kinda uninhibited when it comes to sex. We further talked about his "sexcapades" and he mentioned a common acquaintance flirting with him and told me he wants to do her also. I was dumbfounded because the girl is married. I joked "this I wanna see!"  He said "sure, why not?"  We all don't like this girl coz she's vain.  He said he just wanted to see how hot she is. Anyway, he arranged for us to be at his house when he brought the girl over. Me and another friend went to his apartment and hid in the closet while they were having sex. Im not going to further elaborate on the scene but that is the naughtiest/craziest thing I have done in my life, I guess.
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by thebeast on Nov 16th, 2005, 2:26am
one day in junior high school, I asked one of my teachers if i could go to the rest room. He said okay..i went to rest room right next to the principles office. I had one of those small birthday candle and matches and a large pack of black cat firecrackers left over from the 4th of July. I went to one of the stalls and got down on the floor and melted the candle on the bottom end so it would stand up and not fall over. Then I lit the candle and I put the fuse of the pack of firecrackers halfway down the side of the candle. I then flush the pack of matches down the toliet.  I left and went back to class. About 10 minutes later...it was the 4th of July in the restroom next to the principles office. Everyone in the whole school heard the fireworks going off. Then after about 5 more minutes the principle, Monte Lawrence came on the intercon and aske the teachers to please send a list of all the students who left class that hour. LOL I never got caught. ;D I did a lot of crap in high school also. I would take those little ketchup packages and poke a hole in them and bend them into and place them under the toilet sit right in the front ..when someone came in and sat down to take a crap...that person would have ketchup all over the back of his legs. lol
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by somebody on Dec 31st, 2005, 2:58am

on 11/15/05 at 01:05:40, Wicked_Witch wrote:
I have a girl friend who is a very jealous person and she kept complaining that her bf is a womanizer. Why she put up with him always bugs me. The bf is also a friend of mine and we talked about the gf from time to time. He told me he loves her very much and he was just playing around till he get married. I asked him what he gets from those other girls that he can't get from the gf. He said the women he dates are kinda uninhibited when it comes to sex. We further talked about his "sexcapades" and he mentioned a common acquaintance flirting with him and told me he wants to do her also. I was dumbfounded because the girl is married. I joked "this I wanna see!"  He said "sure, why not?"  We all don't like this girl coz she's vain.  He said he just wanted to see how hot she is. Anyway, he arranged for us to be at his house when he brought the girl over. Me and another friend went to his apartment and hid in the closet while they were having sex. Im not going to further elaborate on the scene but that is the naughtiest/craziest thing I have done in my life, I guess.




HAHAHHAHAHA OMG!!!!!!!! How crazy!
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by mixin4livin on Feb 14th, 2006, 3:47pm

on 11/15/05 at 01:05:40, Wicked_Witch wrote:
I have a girl friend who is a very jealous person and she kept complaining that her bf is a womanizer. Why she put up with him always bugs me. The bf is also a friend of mine and we talked about the gf from time to time. He told me he loves her very much and he was just playing around till he get married. I asked him what he gets from those other girls that he can't get from the gf. He said the women he dates are kinda uninhibited when it comes to sex. We further talked about his "sexcapades" and he mentioned a common acquaintance flirting with him and told me he wants to do her also. I was dumbfounded because the girl is married. I joked "this I wanna see!"  He said "sure, why not?"  We all don't like this girl coz she's vain.  He said he just wanted to see how hot she is. Anyway, he arranged for us to be at his house when he brought the girl over. Me and another friend went to his apartment and hid in the closet while they were having sex. Im not going to further elaborate on the scene but that is the naughtiest/craziest thing I have done in my life, I guess.


So U bothe ended up helping your selves in the closset ei? Or did u masturbate? ;D Wow I've seen a video like this ... ;)
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by kim on Feb 24th, 2006, 12:58pm
eerrrr hello ppl.... i think this thread being in the "all about sex" group that we should be posting naughtiest and craziest thisn we've ever done THAT IS RELATED TO SEX  ;) ;D...
BUt i might be mistaken too... uumm fartsy sweetie could you pls clear your question to us  ;D

Well the last crazy thing i've dont was when i gave my ex bf a head in his office while there were several ppl outside...  ;D
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by somebody on Feb 25th, 2006, 8:43am
I might as well reveal mine.  Ahem.  Since no one here knows me anyway.  I am as anonymous as can be.  

I have had sex in public.  With people around.  But no one knew or saw. No details.  :-X
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by kim on Feb 25th, 2006, 1:43pm
Now now ms. somebody dont be shy.... Tell us more about it.. As you have said you can remain anonymous as long as you like  ;D

Pls answer the following questions:

1. How public is public?
2. Were you with just one guy or more than one?
3. Who was the guy? your friend, lover, or hubby?
4. Aw are you married?  ;D :P
5. When you said that no one knew or saw how did you manage to pull it out.
6. And how sure were you that no one saw?  ;D
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by somebody on Mar 10th, 2006, 11:52pm
Now now ms. somebody dont be shy.... Tell us more about it.. As you have said you can remain anonymous as long as you like  ;D

Pls answer the following questions:

1. How public is public? AHEM. Movie theater.
2. Were you with just one guy or more than one? One.
3. Who was the guy? your friend, lover, or hubby? Lover.
4. Aw are you married?  ;D :P No.
5. When you said that no one knew or saw how did you manage to pull it out. Sit far away from people and don't be loud.
6. And how sure were you that no one saw?  Look around. lol.


LMAO I can't believe i'm telling you guys..if you ever saw me, you'd be shocked I did something like this. I am shocked at myself too but I was young/crazy/stupid.  I would never...i repeat, never do this again.  8)
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by feso on Mar 12th, 2006, 1:52am
craziest naughtiest thing ive done was recieve oral at my x gurlfriends room while her mom was in the room across from ours and..............the door was open...................i was freakin scared.......i cant believe i actually had an erection cause all i could think about was what if......................what if she passes by
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by Wicked_Witch on Mar 12th, 2006, 1:48pm
Giving my bf a head inside a moviehouse. Of course we were seated way up there but there are also couples seated a couple of seats away from us. I don't think they mind. For all I know they are doing the same thing like us. My bf dared me and I accepted the challenge ;)
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by Matthew on Mar 13th, 2006, 1:54am
i had sex while driving....i hit a mailbox....cost me $90
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by kim on Mar 13th, 2006, 9:49am
I had sex with woman and boy whas she good!!!

Bwahahaha... JUST KIDDING!!!!!!  [smiley=icon_dance.gif] [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif]
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by feso on Mar 13th, 2006, 4:56pm
oh come on kim why u lying for................u know its true..........nah jus kidding................damn that one time my gurl was givin me head it was funny cause were jus sittin there watching a flick and shes like.........."my parents are gettin it on"..........i didnt believe it cause i was listening hard and i didnt hear jack.........but she for some odd reason knew it was goin on...........so as im leaving to use the restroom she jus...........grabbed me..........slapped my thang out.........and jus started goin to work..........i was scared though cause all i kept thinkin was.......................jeez that freakin door is open.......lemme close it..........she didnt let me though
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by ClumsilyIdiotic on Apr 14th, 2006, 2:37pm


OK. I recently realised that I have a thing for pulling something I wouldn't otherwise have done in a closed room. I know I'm not making sense, when do I ever? LOL.

The naughtiest I've done? I think it was when my boyfriend and I were chatting on cam, we got interrupted coz he got a phone call from his dad. I could tell their conversation was serious and I don't like seeing him frown.... so what I did was pull down one strap of my shirt from one side .... and then the other ..... as I see him smiling and trying not to look.. then finally showed him my errrr boobs. He turned his face away coz I was dancing in front of the cam, while he was still on the phone with his dad.  ;D He was trying not to look and I felt bad :(  I was trying to keep a straight face after he finished talking with his dad. As soon as he put down the phone, I told him I gotta go pee.  ;D
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by Wicked_Witch on Apr 17th, 2006, 12:24pm

on 02/14/06 at 15:47:41, mixin4livin wrote:
So U bothe ended up helping your selves in the closset ei? Or did u masturbate? ;D Wow I've seen a video like this ... ;)


No way! The closet is too narrow for us and we were sitting on a pile of clothes and trying hard to stifle any noise that we may have made. We were so nervous of being discovered coz that would not sit well to both the girl and the guy's gf. :P We would have been branded conspirators...or an accessory to the crime, u idiot! Besides....I'm not into women. :P
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by ClumsilyIdiotic on Aug 28th, 2006, 8:46pm


Giving your bf a head while he is driving.

When my girlfriend told me about this, I thought she was out of her mind! But then one naughty evening  ...... my boyfriend and I have just finished having dinner at a small not-so fancy restaurant. He was sitting across from me, so I called his attention by reaching out my foot to his lap. I motioned for him to sit beside me. I looked into his eyes with a naughty smile on my face and unzipped his pants. He was shocked and fighting off my hand, but the more he removed my hand, the more excited I get.  ;D  I told him (while unzipping his pants again) what if I dropped something and came face to face with your one-eyed snake instead? He went white! LOL. The poor fella was nervously laughing... anyway, I did have my fun as soon as we got inside his car. I didn't waste any second. I gave him a head while he was driving ... thinking about that night, it has got to be the most fun I've had in my lifetime so far. No regrets. And yes, I am shameless  ;D





Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by thebeast on Aug 29th, 2006, 2:09am
This event is very ironic now.  

I was a sophmore in high school. I was in choir and we took a trip to New York City. We saw all of the sights. We were at the World Trade Center and my friend, Cheeto, were going to the different areas in the World Trade Center. When it was time to go..a lot of the kids told me that they went outside on top of the roof and that it was kinda neat. Cheeto and I were unaware that you could do this. I wanted to go see it but it was time to go and everyone in our group was leaving. Being the way I am..I am not one to let an opportunity pass me by.  I talked Cheeto into going out there with me. I told him that we might never be here again. So after about 3 seconds of thought he said ok. So we go out on the roof..I take some pics and we are up there for about 10 minutes. Then we head back inside. We see no one in our group and there is this huge line of people waiting in line to get on the elevator. Apparently one of the elevators wasnt working. Well it took over an hour to get back down to the bottom floor. When the elevator doors open...there is our music director, Mr. Cox,  right in front..with his hands on his hips and a face as red as the devil himself. He was very very angry. He had called the police and had an area search on for us. He chewed us some new ass that is for sure. So for the rest of the trip Cheeto and I had to have an adult with us at all times. Everyone teased us as well. Well the story is ironic because the World Trade Center no longer exsists. I and nobody else can see it even if they are in New York. A few weeks after it was destroyed by terrorists Cheeto calls me and says he was glad we did what we did and it was worth the trouble we got in.
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by Wicked_Witch on Aug 29th, 2006, 11:21am
This is not me, it's my cousin during the funeral wake of my uncle Tom about a month ago. I was not there when it happened coz it was very late and I had to go home. I left them all still drinking at the chapel where the funeral was being held. I just heard the whole story from everyone.
    As I have mentioned repeatedly, this uncle was very dear to all of us. He maybe a lot older than most but nevertheless, of all my uncles...he was the real cowboy one. I mean he goes with us everywhere and he's game too and he tells us funny stories. Anyway, as I said, I left them all still drinking at 2 a.m. When my brother came home, he told me about my cousin getting so drunk and as they talked about my uncle, this cousin started crying coz he felt so sad about my uncle's passing. He just kept crying and everyone's tryint to calm him down. Then all of a sudden, he got up, went inside to where the coffin is..opened it and hugged my uncle shouting, "why did u leave us, uncle Tom? You promise you will grow very old with us and you will wait for me to marry! I love you uncle Tom! I love you!"  MY other cousin, drunk and idiot as he is kept replying in a deep voice behind the crying cousin, "pls let go of me,  you are hugging me too tight, I cannot breath,  please...close the coffin, you idiot!" My drunk cousin stopped crying and stared at the open coffin of my uncle and said, "please stop joking, Uncle Tom, they will not believe me if I tell them you talked to me!" Oh my God! Everyone was laughing so hard when the story went around! [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] Of course my aunt scolded them all for drinking too much and disrespecting the body of my dead uncle! Good thing I was not with them anymore! :P
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by lou_la_lou on Jul 6th, 2008, 10:29pm
::)ohh boy !! if you only new  ;)  you would be like this  :o
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by kim on Jul 8th, 2008, 6:52pm
Aw i have been a good girl.... and I have been doing good n nice things too.... really... i am being a good girl  ::)
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by Wicked_Witch on Jul 10th, 2008, 6:13am
I can't tell anyone. You would all be shocked to death if you find out! [smiley=omfg.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by Gracia on Jul 10th, 2008, 8:57am
Come on Witchy...it would be a good cause of death...nyahahahahaha!
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by nOrKAy on Jul 15th, 2008, 5:42pm

on 07/10/08 at 06:13:10, Wicked_Witch wrote:
I can't tell anyone. You would all be shocked to death if you find out! [smiley=omfg.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]


You haven't told it yet Witchy and I'm already laughing. Hahaha. So, please I need to be cheered up more!


Hahaha Gracia. I agree  anyway! ;D
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by kim on Jul 16th, 2008, 8:35am
mama do i have to drop on my knees n beg for you to tell us???  ;D
Title: Re: What's the Naughtiest/Craziest thing you've do
Post by bad_day_me on Jul 17th, 2008, 7:43pm
;D when me and my friends were drunk and take off all the sign boards of the grocery store we pass by!!!!


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