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Title: Tips on self pleasure Post by kim on Aug 30th, 2005, 10:03am Due to some people's lack of knowledge about this topic i was FORCED my Mymy ;D ;D ;D :) ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* to poen this thread. If you got some tips pls do share them to use less informed ppl ok? ;D :P Pls indicate if they are tips for girls or boys n pls follow the numberings from Tip #1 upwards. TIP #1: For girls... MAke sure to clean your hands and anything else that you are going to use before sticking it in ok? ;D [smiley=huepfenicon111.gif] Or else you might get infected ;D TIP #2: for girls again... do not rub your genitals too hard if its not well lubricated coz it can cause yeast infection... THis is no joke ok coz i heard it on the Oprah show ;D |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by earthlingorgeous on Aug 31st, 2005, 12:03pm nuninuninuninu (whistles) kim.... uhmmm...on tip 1 ... isn't that just they hygenic way and uhmmm its just right when u touched something you wash yer hands lol!!! and uhmmm ur tip 2 ... nuninuninu (whistles) everything Oprah says is 99.9 percent true lol! Chantiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiq.... I tot you will post some tips here .... ;D |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by mylane on Sep 1st, 2005, 12:49pm Go to a place or somewhere where it is quiet and private. Make sure you have plenty of time and you won't be interrupted |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by marieta on Sep 2nd, 2005, 10:25am HMMMM KIMMYYYYY DIDNT THINK U STILL USE UR HANDS???? [smiley=omfg.gif] [smiley=spank.gif] [smiley=catsmiley.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by marieta on Sep 2nd, 2005, 10:26am HMMMM MYLENE REGADE DANCER..SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE?? [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=018.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by mylane on Sep 4th, 2005, 5:42pm LOL Marie! You SUX! Well I think thats the first logical thing to do...to find a private place before the self pleasure stuff. :-/ |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Wicked_Witch on Sep 5th, 2005, 2:52am How about making sure the battery is new? ;DIt would suckz for BOB to just die on you right when you're about to "explode"! [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by kim on Sep 6th, 2005, 9:35am Mama i still use my hands occasionaly ;D but most of the time i use someone else's hand ;D but i make sure i make them wash first ;D Mymy thats not true!! you can masturbate even if someone is watching ;D ;D that makes it more fun right? ;D ;D ;) And witchypoo... Ya thats a good advice... stock up on some batteries for emergency. Its as important as a first aid kit ya know ;D |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by killerabbit on Sep 6th, 2005, 10:03am some good tips is to think of the one you want to be with.think of them in some wild fantasy or some fairy tale romance to get yah started.For me food is involved where Im trying to fatten my lover up ;D ;Dthat always turns me on ;) |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by NorKay on Sep 6th, 2005, 12:24pm Talking to the one I'm in love with, pleasures me.Does that count? LOL. In a sexy way,I moisturize.But I don't do that when I feel dry,instead when I feel slightly moistened.LOL. ;) |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Coochie on Sep 7th, 2005, 9:38am http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/coochie_baby03/ShowLetter4.jpg This might help you out too kimmy fek fek...this magic plants i got, it bears fruit and this will always happens when I touch...its develops to look like this...so dang mind as well sell this... heard just looking at it gives u some pleasure...I did not know when they keep saying to me I got a green thumb..till i saw the fruit of my labor [smiley=chef.gif] [smiley=chef.gif] [smiley=chef.gif] [smiley=chef.gif] [smiley=clap.gif] [smiley=clap.gif] Im taking orders now..while supply last!!!Cebu wanna invest on my new venture?[smiley=chilipepper.gif] [smiley=chilipepper.gif] [smiley=chilipepper.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Wicked_Witch on Sep 8th, 2005, 12:49am Ok, cooch...am buying. Give me more infos on that fruit. Like size, and am I supposed to bite that, lick, suck or what? Will it taste like an aphrodisiac or will it make me feel something else? ;D |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Coochie on Sep 8th, 2005, 8:02am [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=crazysmile.gif]Heck, I just plant em Witchy po, I need inputs on how the heck it works...But based on some of the feedback, it does wonders [smiley=spank.gif] [smiley=spank.gif] [smiley=spank.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]..It puts a smile on your face always!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by kim on Sep 15th, 2005, 9:20am coochieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! i want sole rights to that fruit!!!! ;D ;D ;D i'll buy all of them n fund your research for other similar fruit variants ;D ;D ;D... withcy dont worry i'll give ya a free sample after i buy everything from cooch ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Wicked_Witch on Sep 16th, 2005, 1:39am Sure, Kim! But I want the rights to the very first franchise as soon as you and coochie finds out how effective it is, or how it affects one's sexual urges ;D |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Coochie on Sep 16th, 2005, 6:16am on 09/15/05 at 09:20:09, kim wrote:
[smiley=frog.gif]Heck no Kimmy fek fek. no sole rights for you..You fonded(funded) the researchers and I supply the fruit ;D ;D... [smiley=drummer.gif] [smiley=woot.gif]LMAO....Betcha got better resources than I am when it cums to pleasure... [smiley=omfg.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Coochie on Sep 16th, 2005, 6:19am on 09/16/05 at 01:39:46, Wicked_Witch wrote:
Im looking more on some distribution centers Witchy po...since your line of business falls on the slippery side, I can see that you have the experience and knowledge of how u can market my product, you can make those lips so wet....I figure, you have that kinda experience to distribute my goods... [smiley=icon_drink.gif]I think we can work something out... [smiley=icon_drink2.gif] [smiley=icon_drink2.gif]I think we can work some deals here [smiley=icon_drink.gif] [smiley=icon_drink.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by waddawoop on Oct 15th, 2005, 3:27am no men here?...well..make sure you eat well to have energy...breathe deep,dont forget the nads... |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by nOrKAy on Nov 14th, 2005, 4:52am on 10/15/05 at 03:27:58, waddawoop wrote:
I wonder why either. Why guys? :P |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by nelson3082000 on Nov 14th, 2005, 6:01am ah self pleasure thats why we have the oposite sex for girlies, so for me na self pleasure just find the one u love and it will be all good |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by CooCHie on Nov 14th, 2005, 5:21pm on 11/14/05 at 06:01:37, nelson3082000 wrote:
That's the best tip Nelson...lucky gal!!!! ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by kim on Jan 10th, 2006, 9:29am fawkin shit nelson IS GETTING ALL MUSHY!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Wicked_Witch on Jan 13th, 2006, 3:27am on 11/14/05 at 06:01:37, nelson3082000 wrote:
There will be times when you will feel horny and your partner is not available. You know the cliche "where were you when I needed you?" [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] Then what are you gonna do? And stop playing the good boy and say you will just take a cold shower. Am not buying that. Besides there is only that much a cold shower can can do to help. :P |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by astrobloke on Jan 13th, 2006, 9:44am A tip : If you come home to an empty dark house and its your birthday , dont be tempted to do it, lest the lights come on and everyone yells........ !!! SURPRISE !!! [smiley=balloon.gif] [smiley=party2.gif] [smiley=balloon2.gif] [smiley=party2.gif] [smiley=balloon3.gif] [smiley=party2.gif] [smiley=balloon.gif] [smiley=party2.gif] [smiley=balloon2.gif] [smiley=party2.gif] [smiley=balloon3.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by astrobloke on Jan 13th, 2006, 9:54am Q: When you self pleasure, what is the most sensitive part of your body ? A: Your ears ;D . . . . . . . . . . explanation: to hear if anyone is comming [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by nOrKAy on Jan 13th, 2006, 10:12am Astro, that's another good topic. What about putting it as a another new thread? ;D |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Wicked_Witch on Jan 16th, 2006, 9:01am Lol, astro! Just make sure the door is locked before you take your pants off. And avoid having sex with women who are taken at all costs. You'll never know who will be on the other side of the door! [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by kim on Feb 24th, 2006, 1:40pm well heck if someone comes in while you're having sex just tell that person to close the door and join in ;D ;D ;D.... Just kidding again ;D ;D ;D :P |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by somebody on Feb 25th, 2006, 8:42am on 01/13/06 at 09:54:48, astrobloke wrote:
HAHAHAHAH That's why you do it when you know for a fact, no one is home! |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by kim on Feb 25th, 2006, 1:49pm on 02/25/06 at 08:42:07, somebody wrote:
Er is this a requirement? Coz i do it when ever i feel like it. Regardless of who's in the same house as i am. Or in the same building as i am ;D.. I remember doing it inside the sauna while i was waiting for my turn at the spa ;D... I was alone in the sauna room and it was all misty... Oooppsss i think i posted this ont he wrong thread... THis is suppose to be in the "nastiest and craziest thing yo've done thread ;D ;) |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Matthew on Mar 1st, 2006, 3:37am whats the first thing you do before you masturbate?...lock the door |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Matthew on Mar 1st, 2006, 3:37am kim...by the way you're sexy |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by kim on Mar 1st, 2006, 5:20am on 03/01/06 at 03:37:19, Matthew wrote:
thank you sweetie ;D ;) |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by nOrKAy on Sep 28th, 2006, 12:04pm on 01/13/06 at 09:44:48, astrobloke wrote:
Was it happened to you? [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Wicked_Witch on Oct 5th, 2006, 8:34am on 09/28/06 at 12:04:12, nOrKAy wrote:
I have read two stories regarding that incidents, son! Sheez, it's so hilarious! [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Wicked_Witch on Oct 5th, 2006, 8:43am Tips on self-pleasure: 1. Make sure the battery is loaded for when the power suddenly turn off. 2. Bookmarked the page you find stimulating. 3. Get the phone off the hook. Switch off your celfons. 4. Get the CD ready for viewing the "adult" movie. 5. Close all the windows and lock your doors. [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by astrobloke on Oct 5th, 2006, 11:10am Q: When you masterbate, what is the most sensitive part of your body ? A: Your ears. ;) [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Wicked_Witch on Oct 6th, 2006, 9:32am Go create a topic on that, son, as per request by Krissy. ;) |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by nOrKAy on Oct 6th, 2006, 5:27pm on 10/05/06 at 11:10:55, astrobloke wrote:
....because you're always paying attention and always listen if someone comes home or knock your room.....or even bathroom ! [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif] |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by Zed_Sg on Oct 9th, 2006, 11:46am on 10/06/06 at 17:27:34, nOrKAy wrote:
so, u do...ha! hehehe. :P ;D |
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Title: Re: Tips on self pleasure Post by nOrKAy on Oct 11th, 2006, 7:23am I just wrote what you said, duh. LOL :P Share your your tips. ;) :P |
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