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(Message started by: kim on Feb 24th, 2006, 2:06pm)
Title: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Feb 24th, 2006, 2:06pm
I'll elaborate on this too next time ok? bare with me i'm still catching up  :P

But i'll share a funny story first... I actually saw this ina text msg. I was talking ot my exbf at that time who is my good friend now... I asked him... what did we always say after having sex... he looked at me and laughed... then he said... "Be (short for bebe which was what he used to call me) tissue"  ;D ;D or.. Be bilis nandyan na sila mom  ;D ;D... translated in english meaning... babe hurry up mom is here already  ;D ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by somebody on Feb 25th, 2006, 8:36am
"I'm tired" LOL "Good night"
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by somebody on Feb 25th, 2006, 8:38am
HAHAHAH Wait...are you talking about DIRECTLY afterwards? Like right after he comes? Nothing....I usually ask "How was it?"
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Feb 25th, 2006, 1:59pm
Ya t has to be instantly after he cums.  ;D

Girl friend boyfriend after sex..... Hurry up my parents are coming
Hubby n wife living in parent's house.... did you think mom n dad heard us?
newly weds with their own house..... girl - OOHHHHH yes baby that was great
hubby and wife married for a couple of years... girl - geezzz wat took you so long my  kitty is all dried up  ;D
elderly couples... man - ouch! my back hurts! Nurse!  ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Mar 1st, 2006, 3:46am
make me one too while you're up.....unlock the cardoor i need to spit....pay the midget and call the gimp a cab....lock the gate or the sheep will run...(a 13 yr old west virginia girl says:)pa get off me you're crushing my cigarrettes....turn the switch off, its burnin me up...don't worry it will snap shut in an hour... you're going to call me right?....so you're not really an investment banker?...hello, yello cab?...you never said you were married...wow, what a big adam's apple, i didn't see that last night....what's your name again?....i was just leaving...it was nice meeting you...i'm on the 12th floor...hurry up here comes mall security...sorry sir but i thought the plane was really going down...
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Mar 1st, 2006, 5:14am

on 03/01/06 at 03:46:05, Matthew wrote:
make me one too while you're up.....unlock the cardoor i need to spit....pay the midget and call the gimp a cab....lock the gate or the sheep will run...(a 13 yr old west virginia girl says:)pa get off me you're crushing my cigarrettes....turn the switch off, its burnin me up...don't worry it will snap shut in an hour... you're going to call me right?....so you're not really an investment banker?...hello, yello cab?...you never said you were married...wow, what a big adam's apple, i didn't see that last night....what's your name again?....i was just leaving...it was nice meeting you...i'm on the 12th floor...hurry up here comes mall security...sorry sir but i thought the plane was really going down...


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Mar 1st, 2006, 5:28pm
thats why i never get a callback :P
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Wicked_Witch on Mar 2nd, 2006, 4:15am
Lol Matthew, sounds like you've been doing it with strangers all the time, eh?

How about this: "I wanna smoke..", "I need to wash..."...Wow, you're getting better, huh!"..."what's the time?"...my classic line though is "I'm hungry...!" ;D :P
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Mar 2nd, 2006, 7:48am

on 03/02/06 at 04:15:58, Wicked_Witch wrote:
"...Wow, you're getting better, huh!". :P


WITCHY!!!! dangit where do you find a man that gets bigger as the days pass by? I WANNA KNOWWWWWWW!!!  :o ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Mar 2nd, 2006, 8:13am
how about...that only happened one time in the phillipines...i swear...
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Mar 6th, 2006, 6:34am

on 03/02/06 at 08:13:18, Matthew wrote:
how about...that only happened one time in the phillipines...i swear...


i dont get it ???

It has to be something that you say right after sex ok?  ;)
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Mar 6th, 2006, 7:23am
i hope i never have to say that after sex... ;D....i would like to sy this though....."Kimmy honey can I do anything else for you?"
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Mar 6th, 2006, 9:18am
Do that to me one more time. Once is never enough with a man like you
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Mar 6th, 2006, 6:31pm
Kim....I am speechless.....and your wish is my command [smiley=icon_worship.gif]
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Mar 10th, 2006, 9:06am
Next time dont scream too loud  ;D ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Mar 10th, 2006, 10:37pm
well ....kim you will have to occupy the squak box....hmm I may have a solution....wait right here ...I'm going down :-*
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by somebody on Mar 10th, 2006, 11:56pm

on 03/10/06 at 09:06:57, kim wrote:
Next time dont scream too loud  ;D ;D



LMAO! I always thought screaming only happens in movies...
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Mar 14th, 2006, 8:06am
well they scream too loud when i tie them to teh bed n use my strap on on them  ;D ;D ;D


Heres a phrase for the not so satisfied ones:

DAMN ITS ABOUT TIME YOU'VE FINISHED!!!
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by somebody on Mar 14th, 2006, 10:56am

on 03/14/06 at 08:06:38, kim wrote:
well they scream too loud when i tie them to teh bed n use my strap on on them  ;D ;D ;D


Heres a phrase for the not so satisfied ones:

DAMN ITS ABOUT TIME YOU'VE FINISHED!!!



HAHAHAHAHAH OMG I have said plenty of times.  ;D

Except, this is how I say it "Damn about time!"
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Aftr_it on Mar 14th, 2006, 7:23pm
How a female can end sex

IS IT IN YET
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Aftr_it on Mar 14th, 2006, 7:24pm
With my ex when I was finished I would make her rise of the bed
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Aftr_it on Mar 14th, 2006, 7:25pm
And hit the roof cos.
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I would wipe my old fella on the curtains before going to bed
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Mar 15th, 2006, 12:42am
don't wipe ur dick on the drapes
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Wicked_Witch on Mar 15th, 2006, 2:05am
I'm a moaner not a screamer, so i say very little :P. And sometimes I want to smoke after sex, when I don't get sleepy right away. Sometimes it makes me hungry or thirsty. So i say...BRB! ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Mar 15th, 2006, 6:20pm
"Here's your prosthetic leg back...."
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Mar 16th, 2006, 8:07am

on 03/15/06 at 02:05:27, Wicked_Witch wrote:
I'm a moaner not a screamer, so i say very little :P. And sometimes I want to smoke after sex, when I don't get sleepy right away. Sometimes it makes me hungry or thirsty. So i say...BRB! ;D


Dang now thats a good thing to say.... BRB
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Apr 18th, 2006, 9:01am
"hand me my crutches"
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Apr 19th, 2006, 11:38pm
My name really isn't Janice....It's David... :o :-*
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Wicked_Witch on Apr 20th, 2006, 8:30am

on 04/19/06 at 23:38:51, Matthew wrote:
My name really isn't Janice....It's David... :o :-*



Nyahahahhaha! [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]
[smiley=roll.gif]
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Apr 23rd, 2006, 9:48am
We better get back....we'll be landing in Chicago in 5 minutes
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Fugi on May 21st, 2006, 12:37am
thx u cum again  :P
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on May 22nd, 2006, 3:23am
(what I wish I could say after sex)
Chie Chie....would you like me to fix you breakfast?
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by CooCHie on May 22nd, 2006, 4:42am
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/images/krank.gifYeah Yeah that sounds great...do you do delivery?  I cant walk right  now.http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/014.gif
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by cuddlydereksun on May 22nd, 2006, 4:52am
[smiley=spank.gif] boy my azz is sore!!
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Wicked_Witch on May 22nd, 2006, 3:05pm

on 05/22/06 at 04:52:51, cuddlydereksun wrote:
[smiley=spank.gif] boy my azz is sore!!


stop doing the anal sex! [smiley=roll.gif] [smiley=roll.gif]
[smiley=roll.gif]
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Fugi on May 22nd, 2006, 3:17pm
coochie i told u before i bring breakfast on bed :P u only have to ask  ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on May 23rd, 2006, 5:06am

on 05/22/06 at 04:42:53, CooCHie wrote:
http://www.bildschirmarbeiter.com/images/krank.gifYeah Yeah that sounds great...do you do delivery?  I cant walk right  now.http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/sad/014.gif


I will take care of ya hun.... ;)
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Aftr_it on Jun 8th, 2006, 6:15am
;D last quote after sex " What was your name again?"
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by astrobloke on Jun 9th, 2006, 11:07am
"OMG dont wipe it on the curtains!! "
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by mixin4livin on Jun 9th, 2006, 1:02pm
aaaohhh ahhmmm phew...ok Im ready again  ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Matthew on Jun 11th, 2006, 11:29pm
The surgey only lasts a couple of hours and you will be walking again in 2 days...  sorry I had to do that to your friend too... she wasn't as lucky as you! [smiley=woot.gif]
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by CooCHie on Jun 16th, 2006, 3:02am

on 06/11/06 at 23:29:18, Matthew wrote:
The surgey only lasts a couple of hours and you will be walking again in 2 days...  sorry I had to do that to your friend too... she wasn't as lucky as you! [smiley=woot.gif]


Dang what did you do Matt!! [smiley=icon_drink.gif] [smiley=icon_drink.gif]
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Wicked_Witch on Jun 16th, 2006, 11:53am
"i'm going to wash..."
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by bad_day_me on Nov 23rd, 2006, 5:56pm
;D ;D ;D brb i need to go to the bathroom...... [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=crazysmile.gif] [smiley=crazysmile.gif]
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by bad_day_me on Nov 23rd, 2006, 5:58pm
[smiley=oops.gif]   towel please........
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by bad_day_me on Nov 23rd, 2006, 5:59pm
[smiley=huepfenicon111.gif] do that to me one more time.........he he he........bitin!!!!!wahhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by astrobloke on Nov 24th, 2006, 2:50am
" Now get out! My husband will be home in 10 minutes"
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Nov 28th, 2006, 2:09pm
Be tissue  ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by okasantina on Nov 29th, 2006, 3:16am

on 11/28/06 at 14:09:24, kim wrote:
Be tissue  ;D



Oh! There`s no tissue..oh ure boxers will do :D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Nov 29th, 2006, 6:03am

on 11/29/06 at 03:16:32, okasantina wrote:
Oh! There`s no tissue..oh ure boxers will do :D



Well dang tina i'd rather wipe it on his boxer than on my blanket  ;D ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by bad_day_me on Nov 29th, 2006, 7:41am

;Dtina, if boxers will used to wipe the stinky fluids the

boxer will stand  up alone in a few mins. lmao ;D [smiley=silly.gif]


     <parang inalmirol....lmao>
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Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by bad_day_me on Nov 29th, 2006, 7:45am



common phrase said after sex...."finished"....lmao ;D

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Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by Gracia on Nov 29th, 2006, 8:45am

Quote:
common phrase said after sex...."finished"....lmao Grin

Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


Is this a joke or what bad day??? darn...sounds so unsatisfied or let say the partner is busy working on things and the other  is getting bored and can't hold back his/her tongue and said "finished"...sounds fun!!!LMAO!
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by kim on Nov 29th, 2006, 12:03pm
gracia if a man say "finish" to me after sex i'd get a razor n slice his dingaling n shove it up his throat  ;D ;D

Aint I so sweet?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: common phrases said after sex
Post by bad_day_me on Nov 30th, 2006, 4:42pm


Is this a joke or what bad day darn...sounds so unsatisfied or let say the partner is busy working on things and the other  is getting bored and can't hold back his/her tongue and said "finished"...sounds fun!!!LMAO >>>>



waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :'( im serious about this!!!!


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